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ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 04:48 AM |
I fornicating HATE dying!
Next level is never going to happen. Never ever ever ever.
Every monster yields five XP!!!!
Everywhere I can go is too easy.
Everywhere I can't go I die.
I fornicating HATE dying!!!!
Craft, craft, craft
Farm, farm, farm
Characters I mentored when they were level one
Are now ten levels higher than me.
I am death's bitch.
BITCH
BITCH
Have I mentioned the fact that
I fornicating HATE dying?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
"You know, a gong. Large, flat object that you hit when you want things. Sort of like a waiter, but less portable."
-Radra |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 05:26 AM |
| I like it, it's contemporary but doesn't give in to modern colloquialisms. Very representative of the player outlook on online RPGs, and their bridled emotions to facets of it they encounter. |
CHOO CHOO!
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Bereil Yadashem.
Markus Mortriety, Herald of Novus Aristi. |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 05:52 AM |
[Taken down so my words won't hurt VK's feelings.
Oh, right. And I'm sorry for the misunderstanding(s). The rest is in the reply.] |
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 08:29 AM |
Um...
RUDE?
Check your inbox. Then google "sense of humor" and strongly consider investing in one.
*edit* Just in case this wasn't painfully obvious, this is a response to I X and not Bolgryn. I realize I should have quoted the post in order to avoid this ambiguity, but I guess I was too busy powergaming and blaming my misfortunes on others to notice. ;) |
"You know, a gong. Large, flat object that you hit when you want things. Sort of like a waiter, but less portable."
-Radra |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 09:11 AM |
Now, now, lets keep this friendly, children.
It's hard to judge what is being said in humor and what isn't over the internet, folks. Lets keep that in mind. |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 08:21 PM |
I hear you VK! I'm in the same bucket of chum!
My character is just good enough for me to be just stupid enough to think I can wander around alone. I LOVE discovering areas in Vives...but it usually doesn't work out too well. |
T'mok Gurzi
Resident Gnoll Warlord
patron for the noble yet drink addled
Timik Gorozai the Mistake |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 10:06 PM |
Ditto - just experienced this joy (and started over at the bottom of 18 w/ Vrodo).
Oh gee, Undreath Forest is open again! I can't wait to get my hands on some of those spiders!
*first trip in*
Holy feces, they have assassin levels!!
*dirtnap*
Oh yeah, I really want to try this after reading VK's post:
fornicate feces dang hell balls. |
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about dying."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever."
-Burt Reynolds, "The End" |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 19 Oct 2009 12:48 AM |
I hear you too... but to be clear, how many people -do- enjoy dying? Not me... That is for sure. Who wouldn't love to level up more.. *doesn't raise a hand* Yep, again not me. *shrugs* Sadly we can either accept it as a possibility and move on, or lie wallowing in our blood and tears.
I've been level 18 for who knows how long (partly, of course, due to my absence) It just makes that next level seem that much more glorious.
Don't get discouraged! |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 19 Oct 2009 12:52 AM |
"Oh gee, Undreath Forest is open again! I can't wait to get my hands on some of those spiders!
*first trip in*
Holy feces, they have assassin levels!!
*dirtnap*"
Yes, Undraeth was the site of death #1 for me yesterday. It went something like this:
hrm... should I buff now, or wait until I get in further? Dire spiders? I think I'm all right. Huge phase spiders? I've dealt with them before, right? Oh, look - two of them. Wait... "death attack"? WTF is tha--
Sisters.
Maybe we should all start using "smurf" for swear words. They can be just as effective... as in, "holy smurf! That piece of smurf just smurfed all over my smurfs!"
BTW thanks, guys. It's nice to know that when you get so frustrated you want to chuck your machine out the window, you have friends out there who have totally been there. I liken it to listening to Bob Dylan's "Blood on the Tracks" after you get dumped. There's something soothing in knowing that, however bad you may feel, Bob KNOWS. |
"You know, a gong. Large, flat object that you hit when you want things. Sort of like a waiter, but less portable."
-Radra |
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Re: ODE TO DEATH - warning! strong language and adult themes
Posted: 25 Oct 2009 07:31 PM |
Hm. Dorian was a lvl 14 once upon a time. Now I'm 5K away from it (and I mean coming back up from 13). Dorian dying? It's like crafting, just a matter of course Dorian wanders, Dorian dies. It really doesn't make me so angry as it used to . A little annoying, yea, but brushed off easily enough. I may see lvl 14 again, but I kinda doubt I'll see 15, hehe! I still have fun with it. Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I hear Dorian's grave calling.
**EDIT**
Scratch that. Dorian just made 15. Alright, though, for real this time. Gonna go hop in the grave :-)
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