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Forums  > General  > Off Topic  > Funniest dang thing ever.     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: Funniest dang thing ever.  Marlena Joined: 12 May 2006 Total Posts: 347 Send PM   Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 01:04 AM Okay, it's old. It's circulated the net a few dozen times, at least, but this video NEVER fails to make me laugh myself into tears. "I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian  DiabloStan Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Total Posts: 653 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 01:07 AM It was worth a grin. I think the funniest thing was watching the goat be fed from a Mountain Dew bottle. - [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas.  Marlena Joined: 12 May 2006 Total Posts: 347 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 01:09 AM I thought the twirling rainbow umbrella was the best. It was like a "Turn Undead" spell in the middle of a um, a herd of zombies. What do you call a bunch of zombies, anyway? A conflaguration of zombies? A gaggle? Maybe a plot of zombies? I dunno... "I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian  I X Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Total Posts: 266 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 03:15 AM What do you call a bunch of zombies, anyway? A conflaguration of zombies? A gaggle? Maybe a plot of zombies? I dunno... That reminds me of a friend and his cats. I think 'horde' should do nicely. I heard 'mob' used once and it stuck with me. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 07:58 AM I thought the twirling rainbow umbrella was the best. It was like a "Turn Undead" spell in the middle of a um, a herd of zombies. What do you call a bunch of zombies, anyway? A conflaguration of zombies? A gaggle? Maybe a plot of zombies? I dunno... I prefer a murder of zombies. It seems fitting, somehow. Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Henesua houseofthemagus.com Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Total Posts: 797 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 12:13 PM I like herd because zombies resemble cattle. Famous last words: Mykal> it's my new wireless router. * > Mykal has quit (Ping timeout) Vulpina> Hey!! IRC didn't boot m..... * > Vulpina has quit (Exit: DarkMyst WebChat)  Marlena Joined: 12 May 2006 Total Posts: 347 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 01:36 PM "Murder" of zombies sounds... obvious. How about a gravery? Totally made up word, because I'm just that clever. "I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian  Vince Klortho Joined: 23 Nov 2005 Total Posts: 268 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 02:19 PM Gravery is a little too culinary. I like "Mob" or "gang" myself. -VK "You know, a gong. Large, flat object that you hit when you want things. Sort of like a waiter, but less portable." -Radra  The Ranger Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Total Posts: 1489 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 02:20 PM Rot of zombies methinks would work well. ELVES!  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 02:21 PM "Murder" of zombies sounds... obvious. How about a gravery? Totally made up word, because I'm just that clever. *snorts indignantly* Are you calling me obvious? I say, how rude! *goes off to sic a murder of zombies on Karli and Allan* Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Marlena Joined: 12 May 2006 Total Posts: 347 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 02:26 PM Rot of zombies methinks would work well. Ooh, I like. Anyway, this has nothing to do with funny-a$$ goats. "I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian  renter6 Joined: 23 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 684 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 03:01 PM This also has nothing to do with goats. I thought it would be easier to post the link than to refer to my personal copy for the designation of groups of zombies. Max Brooks is the son of moviemaker Mel Brooks BTW. How about a clutch of zombies? Just as long as it isnt' a cloud of zombies!! *watched zombie moveis all last weekend instead of writing dissertation* "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about dying." "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever." -Burt Reynolds, "The End"  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 03:34 PM How about a clutch of zombies? I like that. Definatly a clutch of zombies. Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 03:37 PM Zombies are boring. -Barnas  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 04:00 PM Zombies are boring. -Barnas Not everyone had a vampire fetish, thanks God. :P Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 04:07 PM I do not have a Vampire fetish! And your link's broken. -Barnas  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 04:45 PM I do not have a Vampire fetish! And your link's broken. -Barnas Fixed. And you most certainly do! Want me to prove it? Statement: Gehenna was the best thing ever to happen to Vampire: The Masqurade roleplaying game. *waits for B's head to explode* Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 04:53 PM Seriously?! DUDE! SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD? I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO /START/. Oh, right. White Wolf decide to do away with metaplot. Alright, that's fine- so what do they do? They do the BIGGEST metaplot ever! We'll blow up the dang world and start over! Except... oh, right! They come out with V:TR. What the hell IS it? It's... It's CRAP! It's meh! Where are my bloody Malkavians? I want the Camarilla! Requiem just isn't very GOOD! And what the hell's the point in immortality if your memory goes to feces after 50 or so years? Dude. Needs to be /attacked/ with houserules. And I do not have a Vampire fetish. The fangs are just cute... ..that's all... -Barnas  Mykal Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 1633 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 05:00 PM Seriously?! DUDE! SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD? I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO /START/. Oh, right. White Wolf decide to do away with metaplot. Alright, that's fine- so what do they do? They do the BIGGEST metaplot ever! We'll blow up the dang world and start over! Except... oh, right! They come out with V:TR. What the hell IS it? It's... It's CRAP! It's meh! Where are my bloody Malkavians? I want the Camarilla! Requiem just isn't very GOOD! And what the hell's the point in immortality if your memory goes to feces after 50 or so years? Dude. Needs to be /attacked/ with houserules. And I do not have a Vampire fetish. The fangs are just cute... ..that's all... -Barnas *much fondness* Thanks Barnas. Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -Henry David Thoreau  Imperious Joined: 21 May 2005 Total Posts: 303 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 05:07 PM Oh, right. White Wolf decide to do away with metaplot. Alright, that's fine- so what do they do? They do the BIGGEST metaplot ever! We'll blow up the dang world and start over! Heh....a friend of mine helped write up that final plotline for Vampire...I always thought it was a strange way to end that whole thing.... Not that I care one way or the other...heck, one of the reasons I started NWN and Vives was to get away as fast as possible from Vampire and White Wolf...and that dang CCG... I think I could have financed my own country with what I spent on Vampire RPG stuff and CCG cards.... *wonders if crack is a more expensive habit that RP and CCGs and if he chose the wrong one* The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for... -- Ernest Hemingway  Marlena Joined: 12 May 2006 Total Posts: 347 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 06:48 PM Vampires aren't funny. You can't scare them with a twirling rainbow umbrella. ...*pause*... Werewolves are way cooler. Everyone knows that. "I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian  Jumentum Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Total Posts: 20 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 17 Aug 2006 08:59 PM I'we got no idea about the nationality of this tv show, but I laughed more than enough the languange is not vital to get the general idea of this video I kinda feel sympathy for that interviewer but he is clearly no match for this talented weatherman hmm.. I wonder how would it be to roleplay a weatherman ? after seeing this.. i'll just propably just stick with a rascal bard and mad caballist wizard When all is said and done, more is said than done Ash Burz-Durbagu. Burzum ishi IC: Owyn De'grace, and Agrippa (Beren)  Fubar Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Total Posts: 113 Send PM   Re: Funniest dang thing ever. Posted: 19 Aug 2006 06:21 AM SPAM ATTACK! *Munch* And that goat is an imbecile. 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