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Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 11:46 AM |
Well, over the weekend, I was doing some PnP D&D with some friends. It was a very... interesting session, let us say that. My character, a supra-good female gnome specialty cleric (we play 2nd Ed. Rules, FYI) was partied with a half-drow blade, a cleric who worships money (or Waakeem, I'm never quite sure which...), and a really tall bard.
We were adventuring through the most boring cave system ever. It was a straight line shoot, and to map it on my grid paper, each square had to represent a 50'x50' area. It was that big.
To make a long story short, the half-drow and myself got stuck in a 200x50 area with a pair of really nasty jellies (I'm not sure what they're called), but the only way we could kill them was with fire. We made 4 jellies by trying to cut them before we made this discovery. Well, I happened to have a lamp, and ten flasks of oil, the drow had nothing. We just couldn't kill them all, and the rest of the party could only watch in horror.
The lamp accidentally got melted away, and we kept pouring oil on the flame in the jelly to keep it going. We kept pouring until we had one flask left, and two jellies. This was NOT good. We burned off a 100' long coil of rope, still no good. The jellies were still there. What could we do? How else could we hurt it? The answer? More fire. But what else was flammable? What else? Nothing but the clothes on our backs. The song "I'm to sexy..." was being sung by myself and Dan (the player of the Drow) as we stripped off our clothes to get enough fuel to finally kill them off. We walked out alive, arse naked, with our packs on our backs.
What are some of your stories? |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 11:50 AM |
((The cleric probably worships Waukeen FR goddess of Trade and Commerce )) |
Luther McIath: I see, so [X is] the right person in the wrong place with the wrong people at the wrong time.
[Fictrix] ... And can speak French, like both! Wait, I mean Elven. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 11:55 AM |
((The cleric probably worships Waukeen FR goddess of Trade and Commerce))
Ack, evil Forgotten Realms! *hisses and holds out a ward against evil* Make it go way, it burns us! |
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Funniest?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:08 PM |
Must have been when the sorcerer in the party upset the druid, who summoned 24 celestial apes to ravage him. Ouch.
And then there is the classical Kobold that manages to kill himself with a nice amount of critical failures. (is it possible to shoot yourself in the head with a crossbow?) |
Vurbag Usko - Missing
Melinne Carshall - Missing |
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Re: Funniest?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:12 PM |
I was a level 1 dwarven fighter, fresh on my first quest. On my first combat ever i rolled a series of critical failures. I broke my weapon.
Thinking quickly, I drew my back up weapons (a good dwarf is always prepared) and swung. I rolled more critical failures, and broke my second weapon.
Ever get the feeling that you should have stayed in bed?
-Byron |
My name is Byron Lorian....I am the Last Son |
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Re: Funniest?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:25 PM |
And then there is the classical Kobold that manages to kill himself with a nice amount of critical failures. (is it possible to shoot yourself in the head with a crossbow?)
HEY! Bunt tink dat be a bit condescending!
-V |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Funniest?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:27 PM |
Mull wrist razor specialist
during a riot in some city our group was cleaning house, it was great. My character walks up to some guard ready to unload some serious a$$kickery.
*rolls double crit failures*
everyone at the table looking at the cursed roll in disbelief. No biggy, I still get to roll for weapon breaks, or may even get lucky and miss everything!
*rolls for self inflicted damage*
one of the funniest and most enjoyable deaths I've put a character through
The mighty Drollik turned himself into a pile of chum
poor guy ended up at around -40 hp.
that's some serious crash and burn when you're doing it to yourself :P |
My lamentable plight... I am calamity.
fire... burning....agony...
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
-Maddox |
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Re: Funniest?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:40 PM |
Of course, we have the very unrealistic rolls as well...like the situations where your weapon in unpleasantly far away...have you ever imagined the penalties for throwing a massive cauldron with rotten food on a group of kobolds? Or the odds of killing five of them doing it?
"And thus bowling was invented!" |
Vurbag Usko - Missing
Melinne Carshall - Missing |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 12:43 PM |
Ok, I have had a few in various forms of rp.
In PnP two of my favourites:
Party walk into a typical Cormyrean army encampment, trying to track down a bad guy who got away from them. They walk right up to the commander and say "Excuse me sir, have you seen anyone wearing chain mail and wielding a longsword?".
The commander looks around his camp with a bemused smile and replies, "Yep, one or two that fit that description!"
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Mage points into the distance and shouts "he went that way!"
Fighter replies to the mage "Dont sodding point, you're invisible you fool!"
..............
In Vives, there was one event that made me laugh more than any other:
Muga, my half orc, was brutally coerced into entering the Port Royale beauty pageant. By two priestesses of Naruth, that through some top class rp and deception, not only got Muga into a dress but also got her into the steam room in the bath house.
During the actual contest, there was a lot of bickering, eagles splendour spells being cast, etc, etc. By both some of the goodly participants, and the Naruthian contestants. And one contestant, either Calia or Bronwyn I think, kept dispelling the spells my priestess buddies were casting on themselves, determined to keep things "fair".
Muga growled a warning the first time this happened and was promptly ignored. So the second time the "interfering busybody" decided to dispel the eagles splendour, Muga looked around, noted all the guards + Queen Aquinas and decided her usual approach of smashing the annoying elf in the face might not be the best idea. So she pulled out her rod of wonder and used it on the elf instead. Now the results could have been dull, or could have involved Muga lightning bolting the entire room. But no...with only one use I got the all time perfect result, and turned the target into a chicken! *grins in remembrance*
Even Queen Aquinas herself could not stop laughing. Muga of course went on to win the beauty contest, but that was a foregone conclusion, cos everyone surely knows she is the most "bootiful in da whole woyde wurld"! :0)
..............
The other Vives moment is written up in my background story about Muga. It is entitled "The romancing of Muga Bugbreath" and all credit must go to that evil genius Barnas. But happy to give the thread a shameless plug here for the newer players...the post in question is the last post by me on the first page of the thread, which can be found here:
http://vives.dyndns.org/vives/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=13205
But in short Doujan, in his first incarnation in Vives, played an elf. Who varied between disgust and hatred of Muga. And Muga returned the disgust in full. No problems there, until this particular adventure, where Doujan was afflicted by an illusion whereby he viewed Muga as the most beautiful, charming and well mannered elf lass he had ever had the pleasure to meet. The ensuing rp was truly eye wateringly funny.
.............
The last story is from LRP and Im not sure I can capture the amusement value in words, but will try:
I played a pixie mage named Charlie. Who was basically a fun loving Pixie that never took anything seriously, and existed solely to make friends and have fun. Now I am 6' 7'' and used to have a big bushy beard so the idea of me as a Pixie was funny enough. And the costume I wore was truly horrific, involving a long technicoloured glittering robe, bright blue or green trousers, various colours of face make up, a large multi coloured hat and pink fluffy demon feet!
Anyway, this was on a week long LRP holiday out in the middle of nowhere. Where we were IC 24/7, had virtually no modern amenities or contact with the outside world, and is basically the most immersive rp experience I have ever known.
And one of the most serious moments of this entire week was when we were all to be inducted into a tribe, the Howling Wolf tribe...whose Shaman, Witchdoctor and Chieftain were all characters participating on this adventure. But the rest of us were not in any way tribal, yet for plot reasons we had to become inducted into this tribe. So the three tribal characters set up this big ritual, and called us in one at a time to be inducted into the tribe. All went smoothly until I was called. I had been given a slinky IC to play with earlier on in the week. (slinky's are those multicoloured cylindrical spring toys that sort of roll down stairs on their own). I had taken this toy and hung each end of it from my ears, so it kind of dangled beneath my chin and bounced up and down as I moved. And then when I was called I bounced into the room, to be confronted by these three players desperately trying to be serious. The witchdoctor took one look at me, closed his eyes and refused to open them for the entire ritual, a huge grin on his face threatening to turn into outright laughter. The shaman gave in and just laughed and laughed. But the chief looked at me with a totally deadpan face and said "So Charlie, what could you possibly bring to the tribe!?" before somehow continuing with the ritual. Was just one of the funniest moments of my rp life...but quite possibly something you had to be there for. |
'The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.' - Richard Bach, Illusions. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 01:07 PM |
I still think that the last PnP session we had was rather amusing..
kalniel decided to play a gnomish paladin who had a set of full plate. Only he never actually got to put it on because putting it on took too long. So in the end, the day was saved by a gnome in underpants. ;) |
Barnas: *coughs up a small gangster*
Barnas: ... I like pretty flowers.
Barnas: I'm not a transvestite! |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 01:12 PM |
The funniest was when I DM'ed for a just beginning party of PCs in pnp. The mage, who had a scroll of fireball, had a terrific idea. They saw a troll and remembering that trolls and fire don't mix, he decided to cast that.
Unfortunately I had given a warning that they smelled a lot of swamp gas (oh yes they were in a marsh). The ensuing explosion not only killed the troll, but also obliterated the party of 5 and I didn't even have to do a thing.
A long, long time ago I played a psionicist with the 2nd edition rules. Rolling a 20 in that case was always bad. One of my favourite powers was ectoplasmic form which made my character, an elven lass, ethereal. Alas during a critical phase where I had to succeed my power check I rolled a 20. Only her clothes and equipment became ethereal and my friends all dropped to the floor laughing.
Finally I left the shop we had burglared in a rolled up carpet. I don't know how I talked my way out of encounters with the city guard, but this episode still haunts me today in rp sessions. :P |
Luther McIath: I see, so [X is] the right person in the wrong place with the wrong people at the wrong time.
[Fictrix] ... And can speak French, like both! Wait, I mean Elven. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 01:21 PM |
Now either this is getting eerie or Im going/ am insane (or incidentally both).
I am sure someone posted on the board recently about a party which included a Cleric of the Money God and a Half-Drow, to which i replied that the God was Waukeen and that I thought it was odd that a party for which I was DMing for had the same two characters and that despite my thoughts that this was an unusual combination it is clear that its actually quite common.
Now, that post doesnt appear to be in this thread.
So either:
a) this is the third party with the same make-up or
b) There is a similar thread elsewhere; or
c) Im going mad
Can someone please confirm its one of the former two. |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 02:04 PM |
Just some moments, not really stories, but little moments that won't mean anything to anyone that wasn't there unfortunately.
There was a broken area transition after Midor was updated some months back. Instead of taking you to the old Midor Mage Tower area, it took you to the darkest, furthest corner of Death's Head Tomb (aptly named). Jessup happened to be in the area there though because he lived there I think, and I hated breaking out of character - but I couldn't explain my appearance. All I could say before the hostile doom knight commanders and other happy things started spawning around me was "Hello, Jessup. *looks around* Tell me, have you seen the Midor Mage Tower around here? *reads map*" I think Jessup could only *BLINK*BLINK* in response. Several other moments with Pick & Jess rank up there in my book too, btw.
That whole Rod of Wonder thing and the Great Ceremonial Horn Mage career of a misguided ranger, that culminated in the summoning of a blue dragon in the upstairs of Buckshire's Inn. Magic is meant for the learned.
Penguins. And the sheer gothic horror of being successfully chased down by slowly waddling penguins and pecked to death. Don't taunt penguins if you are burdened with alchemy components you'd been gathering. For the record, proper penguins say *weg*weg*. I got revenge though, eventually. When I got to eat the "Black Chicken" entree at Uwe's Place one day. The world was amok with demons, dragons, death and destruction, but my PC took the time to savor that meal.
Deep Doo Doo the dragon and the elemental that chased me for 30 real life minutes all the way to (almost) Buckshire Trading Post. I really thought I was going to have to take a boat or something. |
-æsir
"The man that finds himself at a crossroads, and unsure of direction, is not lost. For in truth, all roads will carry him to the same destination - his fate. But it is the determined man that takes the next step." -Aren
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 03:57 PM |
In Vives, there was one event that made me laugh more than any other:
Muga, my half orc, was brutally coerced into entering the Port Royale beauty pageant. By two priestesses of Naruth, that through some top class rp and deception, not only got Muga into a dress but also got her into the steam room in the bath house.
During the actual contest, there was a lot of bickering, eagles splendour spells being cast, etc, etc. By both some of the goodly participants, and the Naruthian contestants. And one contestant, either Calia or Bronwyn I think, kept dispelling the spells my priestess buddies were casting on themselves, determined to keep things "fair".
Muga growled a warning the first time this happened and was promptly ignored. So the second time the "interfering busybody" decided to dispel the eagles splendour, Muga looked around, noted all the guards + Queen Aquinas and decided her usual approach of smashing the annoying elf in the face might not be the best idea. So she pulled out her rod of wonder and used it on the elf instead. Now the results could have been dull, or could have involved Muga lightning bolting the entire room. But no...with only one use I got the all time perfect result, and turned the target into a chicken! *grins in remembrance*
Even Queen Aquinas herself could not stop laughing. Muga of course went on to win the beauty contest, but that was a foregone conclusion, cos everyone surely knows she is the most "bootiful in da whole woyde wurld"! :0)
B*****D ;D
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Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 04:46 PM |
There have been a hell of a lot....
I think I've mentioned this one elsewhere, but never written it up, I have to say I don't think Elvalia has ever been closer to speechless.
The log which follows is from Christmas Day/Boxing Day last year, I was tired but it sure as hell woke me (and Elvalia) up.
To set the scene, it was around about the time the demon sword was terrorising Buckshire - Johe had 'guyvered' a plan and was trying to enlist Elvalia's aid in mining some adamantium, which she (for reasons which will become clear) was reluctant to do. Macha was along as an interested, thoroughly amused (and thoroughly unhelpful - lol) spectator.... enjoy
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *looks at Elvalia*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *smiles sadly* I could.... but I can't
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *to Macha* tha's puttin a pice a cotton on a greatsword wound miss Macha an' ya know it
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *shakes her head* as I said, it depends on what it is that the demon in possession of the sword plans to do
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] The question is..... will she tell him why
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] I was just wondering that myself
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: hmmm
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *plays idly with her bracelet watching him*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: why can't ya miss Elvalia?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *glances at Macha thinking for a moment*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *watches them quietly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles slightly at elvalia*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: yer a guyver frend aint ya?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *takes a deep breath* Do you know what's down there? Have you ever been?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: yup a few times, wus pretty innerestin'
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: pretty funny watchin tha metal guys clunk around *grins*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *nods slowly* Interesting is an understatement... but you could call death magic that I suppose
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] she's still trying to think of an excuse lol
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: that ain't a prolem, we'll get Alton ta protect us with his spell stuff
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] just tell him *pokes her*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *nods slowly* I'm aware of that, I've been a few times myself but it's not just me I'm worried about *smiles slightly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Nor just the death magic to be honest
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: don' werry 'bout me, I always bring me short bow ta that place *grins* guyvers gotta know 'is limitations *winks*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles, looking down*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *looks down for a moment*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: No Johe, you don't understand, if you were to go or anybody else it would be your choice, it's not you or them I'm worried about *smiles slightly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong says in Elven: *quietly* is it so hard to tell him?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *quietly* ela ean lae irilmw ane anacc ires
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: well wut is it? *looks confused*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *looks up at Elvalia*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *shoots Macha a quick glance*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *shrugs lightly and smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong says in Elven: it's not as if it's a -bad- thing
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: ean'la lean illa eo ean'la il -filw- anirel
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Driving Camera Activated
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *glares at her briefly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Top Down Camera Activated
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *puts a hand to her mouth, shaking slightly and looking down quickly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: I don' like Friels plan, she's basically givin a demon free acces ta my town, if we're gonna reeely fix this prolem we need sum admantium
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: If I go so would another have to... and they have no choice
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: tha's okay ya can bring frends as long as their nice *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] gawd
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *giggles, pressing her hand against her mouth more firmly and tucking her head*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *looks at Macha confused*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *grimaces slightly* It's not exactly a friend Johe
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *frowns slightly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: well spit it out then! who is it so mis Macha can have a reeely good laugh,*looks quizzically at her*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: More like a passenger
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *motions toward him slightly, shaking her head*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: mister Ben again wus right?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: ((LOL!))
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *blinks* Sorry?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Right about what?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] Macha is enjoying this ;)
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] I loved that reaction - I'm in stitches here
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] Johe's oooooh?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] *giggles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: mister Ben again sed he thunk you got a lil elf in yer tummy, I tol' him ya weren't like that, but hey if ya eet uther elves that's 'tween you an' them, I won' judge ya
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *clears her throat, wiping slightly at her eyes*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *starts laughing again, putting her head on the table*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *blinks* Eat?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: wut?!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *through her laughter* I thought it was an egg
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *shakes her head in dismay*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: I eet eggs they're good!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs harder*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] W.Artist has left as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *holds her face in her hands* I don't believe this
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: look I promise not ta bring a fryin' pan, can we go get admantium now?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Johe
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: yup yup?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: I am pregnant
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *******
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: how'd ya do that?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *groans softly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *starts to giggle uncontrollably*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *widens her eyes* How do you think!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *thinks a moment*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *braces herself*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *tries to regain control of herself*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] ROTFL!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *looks at Johe expectantly, eyes twinkling*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *shakes her head in disbelief*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: well maybe we can get the Stork ta take it back, cus we're too busy right now ta be pregnunt
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *clears her throat* yes, well...
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: I'll go guyver it reel quick
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: perhaps you should ask another man, Sir Johe. Who knows about such things. *tries not to laugh*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: It's not that easy Johe... it's there, for a year
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *looks at Macha begging for help*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *shrugs slightly, struggling still not to burst out laughing*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] I have GOT to write this one up
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: well I heard ya kiss an then the stork comes, an' brings ya a present, but never on tuesdays cus that's wen ale is on special at tha inn, my daddy tol' me all about it
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] hehe...definitely
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *jaw drops*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *loses her battle, thunking her head on the table and laughing uncontrollably again*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *narrows her eys* Are you and Alton related?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: who'd ya kiss anyway?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *falls on the floor, laughing*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *tilts her head* My husband
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong uses item's special power.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: nah I don' have ta fix my hair like him
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *glares at Macha*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: hmmm
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs harder, trying not to look at her*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: I never met him who is it?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: His name is Thorfin, Macha knows him, so does Alton
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: oooh tha's nice
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *nods slowly still not quite believing the conversation*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *coughs sitting up and wiping her eyes*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong uses item's special power.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *looks at Macha confused*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles, shaking her head*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: so did ya kiss him then?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin says in Elven: *looks at Macha equally confused* Do halflings know nothing about these things?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *looks at Macha equally confused* We irilcocelvla nleam leanirelv ilfeyan aniralaa anirelvla?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: I guess not
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *blinks*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *giggles slightly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong says in Elven: I'm beginning to wonder if anyone does
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: E's favellelv ane amelwam eo illaela wea
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *brushes the hair from her eyes*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *runs a hand through her hair, standing up*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Yes of course
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *shakes his head sadly* I reely thought ya wus smarter than that miss Elvalia, evrybuddy knows that ya only kiss on tuesdays utherwise ya get a baby
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *glances at Macha totally speechless*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: yes, Elvalia. What were you thinking? *winks*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Aala, *shakes her head* I must have forgotten what day it was
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: well ask tha lil fella if he minds if we go get sum admantium then *sighs* I'll wait
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs again*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Johe, I can't go
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: It's too much of a risk
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Do you know Daimon?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: hmmm I gess mom wus right, yer a slave now right?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *giggles, clapping a hand over her mouth*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *blinks* A what?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] she'll kick his arse out of here in a minute
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: mom sed as soon as she got me she became a slave
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *nods slowly* Do you know... in her case I can quite believe it too
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *giggles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *looks confused*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: girls are strange
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: not half as strange as men
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *raises a brow*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: That isn't the only problem Johe, I can mine it but I can't work it very well
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: You would be much better off asking Daimon
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: don' look at me I only kiss on tuesday..'cept that one time when Frippi..... *eyes widen* .... oh'
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *moves closer*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *chuckles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *quietly* And between you and me
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *looks up at Elvalia*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Girls aren't half as strange as halflings *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: hey!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *giggles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *frowns*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: You'd best check on Frippi
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: maybe she'll know about the stork *giggles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: nah! dad sed I cost alot, I'm gonna go guyver all tha gold I can get
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Here, I'll get you started
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Lost 20000GP
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: gold!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: thanks!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: if it's a girl I'll call it Elvalia...
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: There's a few MOndays' woth there
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *thinks a moment*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *blinks again*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: ya know I never seen a elf called Johe, good name ya know, it means he of the very hairy foot in ancient halfling
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elianna has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: I'll bear it in mind *forces a smile*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: I'm off got a lot ta do, don' call me 'nless it's reely important, if ya see a stork ya never saw me aaaela? *looks around*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles* of course.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Johe Jaxon: *waves*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: much safer only to get kisses on teh cheek
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *nods* Aala... of course
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: I don't believe that *shakes her head*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: I think I'm going to rest for a bit
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *narrows her eyes* You were a big help
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] I need to make some dinner and such
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] me too, I'm knackered
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *shakes her head* what was I supposed to say?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Aros knows
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: At least I'll be spared the trouble of having to do it again now Johe knows
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *raises a brow* true enough. Though who knows what he'll be telling people
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Quite what he'll say to everybody I shudder to think
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *smiles* indeed
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *smiles slightly* Oh well
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *shakes her head* Halflings!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *nods* some people will figure it out, I'm sure
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Only kiss on Tuesdays.... elves eating elves
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Laying eggs
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Incredible
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *shakes her head* well...yes
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] That was so funny
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] it was hilarious
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: one wonders how many people actually think that
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] Just his oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh was enough to crack me up, especially with what he came out with afterwards
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] yes, you have to write about that...lo
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Halflings anyway, no wonder there are so many of them
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: or a large wonder there are, if they think like that *laughs*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] yeah that'll be a Tale for sure
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: True enough
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Some of them are obviously kissing on days other than Tusedays *grins*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *laughs* obviously
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *sighs* I really need to rest awhile. I'll see you soon, aala?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: *shakes her head to clear it*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: [Tell] bye *waves*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: Aala, as do I, I will see you soon
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Elvalia Mellebin: [Tell] bye
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Macha Sparrowsong: *nods*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] Dauleah has left as a player..
'NUFF SAID! |
Elvalia - Chosen of Aros
Elrith Mellin
Perin - 'Cleric (an' drewid) o' Elbreff' Weddin's an' pies a speciarality
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 07 Feb 2005 11:04 PM |
| *looks confused* wut? |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 07:08 AM |
hmm.. too many to recall :p
As yasmyn mentioned there's bobbin the gnome paladin saving the day in his underpants, first words he says when the rest of the party finally catch up are: "so, did you bring my armour?"
I played a very luckless elven fighter-mage once, his story's pretty much told by the deaths, which include falling three miles down a pit - unable to help, the rest of the party who are gliding down controllably, cast faerie fire on him so they could at least tell where the bottom is when his form kind of splats.
He was also unfortunate enough to be hanging back when someone else in the party went forward to get a treasure - he was staying back because he thought there was a trap. He was correct, there was, but it was a spinning vorpal disc at neck height. Sadly the entire rest of the party that had gone forward were halflings or dwarves and thus below neck height. The elf catches it in the neck and the DM rolls a 20 :p
I also played a gnome sorcerer who pretended to be a bard once - he had a turnip obsession and frequenty got bored during combat and would start nibbling on a turnip instead. He also managed to persuade a wench that the psycotic berserker ranger really did fancy her so she bugged him all night. |
For every complex problem there is a solution that's simple, neat and wrong. - Henry Louis Mencken |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 11:21 AM |
Now either this is getting eerie or Im going/ am insane (or incidentally both).
I am sure someone posted on the board recently about a party which included a Cleric of the Money God and a Half-Drow, to which i replied that the God was Waukeen and that I thought it was odd that a party for which I was DMing for had the same two characters and that despite my thoughts that this was an unusual combination it is clear that its actually quite common.
Now, that post doesnt appear to be in this thread.
So either:
a) this is the third party with the same make-up or
b) There is a similar thread elsewhere; or
c) Im going mad
Can someone please confirm its one of the former two.
Yah, that was me. We play PnP 2nd Ed., with the current party being myself, a Gnomish Specialty Priest (I can't recall what off the top of my head), a Half-Drow Blade (which is a sub-class of the Bard, if I recall), a Skald Bard, and a Priest of Waakeem. It can make for some very humorous sessions.
Right now, we happened to encounter some owner of a Tavern in the fold with some Drow, and the party successfully got it's arse kicked in sideways (except me, who casted invisibility), and they've been taken away for dissection, while I went back to the tavern to pick up our artifact. I can't recall it's name, but it's a barrel with a lot of switches and it basically folds out into a giant crab. The drow will be VERY suprised when they see a giggling gnome inside a metal crab storm their place. With any luck, we'll continue the adventure the weekend after this and pull another 12 hour session. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 01:38 PM |
anything Pickston Rickticks ever said.
he was the best and funniest RPer here, hands down.
Fengus ranks up there too, but Rickticks always stole the show. |
"PLEASE!!! Bury me with it!" |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 01:56 PM |
| Oh yes.. His excessive farting jokes were all the rage. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 02:42 PM |
He was the first person I think I ever met when I came to Vives.
I went into P&J's Tours looking for just that to which he directed me into the "capable and trustworthy hands" of Fri'el "who would surely take me anywhere I wanted to go and look after me".
I dont know what it was, perhaps the promise from Fri'el not to eat me, but I decided to go alone.!!!!
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Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 03:10 PM |
I think he said "She'll take care of you" :P
-Barnas |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 03:39 PM |
| to be fair to her shes very true to her words she did 'take care' of him |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 04:01 PM |
Mine would have to be waaaaaay back in the day, when we were still in testing mode and Gladden Hills (& the trolls) where a brand new addition. At that stage, relogging meant you didn't come back in dead if you were killed before you logged out.
Myself, Lytton, Neek, and hmm..... quite a few others tried to get from one side to the other without much success, I must have relogged about 40 times in the space of an hour just trying to cross the hills! Doesn't sound too hilarious now, but you had to be thereI was almost crying I was laughing so hard hehe.
- Ara |
Vives Screenshots!
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 08 Feb 2005 06:45 PM |
You are truly blessed for your ability to make a wonderfull world in which we all spend far to much time in and for that we are gratefull,
We do hope you are going to continue to make vives a wonderfull place for us to play and meet wonderfull new people, we do however worry that you might tell funny stories again.
*gives Arathon a large book of jokes and funny tales*
;D
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Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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