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1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 12:56 PM
http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 02:13 PM
1872.

Definitely not one of the better flash games out there, but throwing kittens around explosives, spikes and venus fly traps is always fun. Those fly traps are particularly fond of me, it seemed.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 02:35 PM
NNnnooooo, not kittens! Anything but kittens!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 02:46 PM
why not? They are biodegradable and a renewable resource!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 03:40 PM
why not? They are biodegradable and a renewable resource!
*NSFW for pediatricians/NSF baby-loving people in general*


So are... babies! You can toss them all you like!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 03:41 PM
You gotta throw an NSFW in a comment like that LiisiTongue out I work in pediatrics!
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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 03:54 PM
You gotta throw an NSFW in a comment like that LiisiTongue out I work in pediatrics!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 04:28 PM
So are... babies! You can toss them all you like!

How about baby kittens? The best of both worlds!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 07:45 PM
Liisi, since you like kittens so much I thought you should be introduced to Orisinal dot com. Just another dose of electronic heroin from California. Enjoy. But don't touch the mescaline.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 08:30 PM
Low score: 13 feet :D
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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 09:30 PM
well... after about 15 minutes, I got up to 1,073 ft.
(and a low of 11 ft. :P)

Now I'm wondering what your highest altitude is. (gotta watch the little yellow altitude indicator) Got one of mine up to 120 some-odd feet.



It's rather amusing how completely random it is... and yet, I'm still able to exactly hop the kitten right over about three or four explosives, missing them by a hair... almost every time I shoot.

What's up with that?

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 14 Dec 2007 10:55 PM
617 feet.

Would have done better if the spikes did not get the impale.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 01:20 AM
1,143!

How do you do it?

I find that on average I get farther distances if I set the cannon at 10 degrees and go for maximum blast.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 02:01 AM
yeah... I seem to get the best results with a 10 degree angle and hope for the best... *shrugs*

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 03:29 AM
Liisi, since you like kittens so much I thought you should be introduced to Orisinal dot com. Just another dose of electronic heroin from California. Enjoy. But don't touch the mescaline.

*whimper* Turns out I don't like deers falling into their death because of my incompetence any more than shooting kittens out of a cannon!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 05:45 AM
I just go with a 45 degree angle, figuring that the game doesn't account for wind resistance or anything along those lines, and give max blast. Occasionally I'll depress the muzzle a little bit down to 30 just for a flatter shot, but I've had best results with the 45 degree angle, including a max height of 182.
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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 06:37 AM
yeah... I seem to get the best results with a 10 degree angle and hope for the best... *shrugs*

Although a 45 degree angle should give the greatest distance before the kitten hits the ground, a 10 degree angle should maximise both the number of novelty obstacles encountered and the benefit gained from explosives. On the other hand this should result in very varied results, as some of the obstacles decrease the total distance.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 01:31 PM
Liisi, you might prefer Herding Cats

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 15 Dec 2007 02:26 PM
Yesss, cat herding! *twitches* Much better!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 17 Dec 2007 09:59 AM
I always liked this one:

http://muppets.go.com/games/muppets-flyinggonzo.html

No spikes. Still funny.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 17 Dec 2007 10:05 AM
That is awesome! Gonzo got a ride in an ambulance!

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 17 Dec 2007 12:21 PM
1116 (or something) for a long, time. . . . Then, finally, a launch that landed me 1309 feet. I tried to register a high score, under the handle 1nsyte.

I'd like to thank all the little people (particualrly gnomes) who place the explosives on the tarmac and the little flying baloon bombs.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 17 Dec 2007 12:39 PM
I gave up at 984.

On the subject of amazing flash games, check out Too Many Ninjas. Twitch action, deceptive simplicity, and a game takes 2-3 minutes at most. My high score is 105.

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 08 Jan 2008 01:29 PM
Was reading this:

this...

And learnt about
this!


Tick Tack Toe on a non-orientable manifold, excellent.

PS. These pages might help:

Torus

Klein Bottle

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Re: 1014 feet - can you do better?
Posted: 08 Jan 2008 04:34 PM
Just hit 2,305.

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