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Continue the Story
Posted: 16 Jul 2005 07:45 PM |
OK, this is a fun little game where one person starts something, and someone else continues off of it, and people just keep building and building. It's a good bit of silly fun, and you can get some very wacky stories. The only rules are to keep it clean, keep it in three sentences (finishing up what the other person started, a full sentence of your own, and a drop off for someone else to pick off of) and end your bit with something buildable.
Example: ... the masked man went about and ate a chocolate chip pie. It was very yummy. Suddenly, he looked out the window and saw... ... three hundred mongol hordesmen. Their teeth were bared and weapons unsheathed. They then charged forth, when suddenly... ... Captain America jumped out from behind the bushes. The evil invaders would surely be crushed! He pulled out his famous shield and...
Now, to get things started:
Jim Bob Joe was sitting outside on his porch playing his banjo. Across from the swamp, there was a second banjo answering his own, as if it were some sort of duel of music. Jim Bob Joe strummed his banjo and... |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 17 Jul 2005 06:16 PM |
| broke a string with a pronounced "BOIYOIYOING" ,"well this should be ineteresting", he said waiting to hear what the second banjo would play. he was quite suprised when... |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 18 Jul 2005 06:00 PM |
| ....with a "BOIYOIYOING" Zebedee arrived..... |
If you catch a butterfly.
You can either keep it and watch it die.
Or let it go and watch it fly away.
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 18 Jul 2005 09:15 PM |
| only instead of the true Zebedee, it's was actually a kubold with a Zebedee mask. after a short introduction he began to sing " Doom....Doom.... Dooommm... |
-Jubei Murasame/ Dwarven Fighter
-Date Masamune/ Half-elf Monk
-Jago Muramasa/ Eleven Rogue
-Musashi Miyamoto/ Human Samurai
"Arrrr..... and more Arrrrrrrrrrr" |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 18 Jul 2005 09:47 PM |
| Doomie doom doom..." Jim Bob Joe sat back, questioning the validity of his own redneck name. Suddenly... |
- [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas. |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 12:57 PM |
...."doom doom , I'm not half the man i used to be,
doom doom , theres a shadow hanging over me",
Jim Bob Joe added these words to the ditty as the banjo across the swamp kept perfect time.
The Kubold, looking perplexed reached into his handbag and produced a...... |
If you catch a butterfly.
You can either keep it and watch it die.
Or let it go and watch it fly away.
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 06:03 PM |
| ...slightly conspicuous hand-grenade. He threatened "if you sing one more word about the day before today...so help me..." while toying with the grenade's pin. Jim Bob Joe then let ring a loud and confident... |
-Gnimini // gnomish wizard facinated with tailoring
-Mirg // young human ranger
-Dredger Hack'nchant // dwarven spellsword
-Hallelujah // gnomish singer and songwriter
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"i just can't wait till this squirrel mating season is over, those bug |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 06:37 PM |
| Burp that stung his nose as it came out and blinding his eyes for a moment. The Kubold realizing what little time he had left turned to flee and tripped over a... |
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
~Robin Williams
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 07:56 PM |
| rabbit, falling off a cliff. As he plumetted, |
- [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas. |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 09:41 PM |
| ... he quickly removed his underpants to form a makeshift parachute. Suddenly, he realized that he was in -real- trouble, about to land in... |
Malakhi Aquistine
Erick Whitestone |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 19 Jul 2005 11:33 PM |
| ... A wood chipper. He quickly reached for him pack and withdrew a granade launcher and aimed it at the chipper. He pulled the trigger only to realize.... |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 07:27 AM |
| that the explosion had resulted in a very large pile of sharp, pointy scrap metal that he was slowly floating his naked behind down upon. Springing to action, |
- [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas. |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 12:47 PM |
| Farmer Fitzgibbions Jumped up from milking Bessie and Vaulted in the Air Catching him by his... |
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
~Robin Williams
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 04:28 PM |
| Nostrils using his index and middle finger. They landed safely to the side of the smoldering remains. Away in the distance, they could hear a voice cry out. |
My lamentable plight... I am calamity.
fire... burning....agony...
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
-Maddox |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 04:33 PM |
| There was no mistaking it. It was Kathy Lee Gifford. "I am the walrus" she cried out repeatedly... |
Malakhi Aquistine
Erick Whitestone |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 08:37 PM |
Jim Bob Joe peered over the edge of the cliff at the scene below and with a sigh took out his BFG Doom canon.
The supporting cast were trying to steal the show, it couldnt go on, he took carefull aim and squeezed the trigger .
Far below Kathy Lee Gifford evaporated, Farmer Fitzgibbions was just a pair of smoking wellingtons , Bessie exploded in a shower of semi skimmed and all that remained of the Kubold was his chared Zebedee mask....
In the distance a banjo played another cord.... |
If you catch a butterfly.
You can either keep it and watch it die.
Or let it go and watch it fly away.
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 21 Jul 2005 06:50 AM |
| It was a mournful dirge that made Jim Bob Joe feel guilty and sad. Thus, he took out his horse and galloped away into the city where he saw... |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 21 Jul 2005 12:53 PM |
Ara trying his best to remain out of sight for the day so people wouldn't point out he is an old geezer now. But it was no use because...
(Happy B-Day Aranator!!! :P) |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 22 Jul 2005 03:37 PM |
...some Tenneseeean smelling vaguely of whiskey and easy women was right there pointing him out. Jim Bob Joe shrugged slightly and walked into the nearest...
((hehe, just kidding Vandle)) |
Malakhi Aquistine
Erick Whitestone |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 22 Jul 2005 11:11 PM |
| ... phone booth, where he began spinning in place and getting severely injured in the process. The moment he stopped spinning, everyone gaped in wonder as Jim Bob Joe has turned into... |
WickedArtist: I think he needs a proper elf.
WickedArtist: A christmas elf!
Tasra: Any sort of elf that actually smiles ;o
Gasp! Scandalous!!! |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 23 Jul 2005 10:41 PM |
| Mega hamster! With his hex vision, and razor sharp hamster claws, no one would DARE mess with him now. Stepping triumphantly out of the booth, he caught the eye of a... |
"I'm not closed-minded, you're just WRONG." - Bucky Katt
My characters n portraits |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 26 Jul 2005 01:57 PM |
| extraordinairily georgeous hamsteress. She was in a storefront window, so he went in to get her, however... |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 26 Jul 2005 03:01 PM |
| She was in fact a Wolf in hamsters clothing, her big red mouth gaped wide and Jim Bob Joe said..... |
"Mistakes have been made, others will be blamed..." |
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 26 Jul 2005 07:11 PM |
| "Oh my Ms. Hamsteress, what deep tonsils you have ! "..... |
If you catch a butterfly.
You can either keep it and watch it die.
Or let it go and watch it fly away.
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Re: Continue the Story
Posted: 28 Jul 2005 07:02 AM |
| Little did he know, however, that the Hamsteress was actually the evil Dr. Tonsillana, the world's most powerful Tonsilmancer... |
WickedArtist: I think he needs a proper elf.
WickedArtist: A christmas elf!
Tasra: Any sort of elf that actually smiles ;o
Gasp! Scandalous!!! |
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