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Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 10 Nov 2003 08:44 PM |
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!!
STEP RIGHT UP FOR THE TRIP OF YOUR LAST LIFETIME!
Are you scared to travel alone?
Tired of not having the sack to go exploring the dangeros countryside of the beautiful lands of Vives?
Are you tired of seeing all your frineds come back with exotic, rare, one of kind items?
Do you want to travel to distant lands and meet interesting creatures....and kill them?
Well your troulbles are over, with Pick and Jess's Wild Adventures, you can see the world!!!
Pick and Jess have been just about everywhere in these beautiful lands.....and died there..what better guides then them......hers just a taste of what you can see....
Visit the dangerous caves of the hydra, where you can lose your head while looking at all three of theirs......see the Lost Tomb and be buried in there with them.....Witness the mighty stride of the Deathbringer as he cleaves your arm off.......shake hands with those lovable but pesky Druegers as they crush your kneecaps with a warhammer.....talk to the strange Illithids as they eat your brains with a dull spoon........Heave in wretched disgust as you smell one of Pickston's famous flatulence!!!
All this can be yours with Pick and Jess's Wild Adventures......
DONT DELAY, DIE TODAY!!!!!!
~~not responsible for loss of life, limb, items.virgntiy,or anything else we can be blamed for~~
~~paid for by Pick and Jess's Wild Adventures~~ |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 11 Nov 2003 02:16 AM |
| Ressurections provided by Fri'el... =P |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 11 Nov 2003 11:40 PM |
Pick and Jess's Wild Adventures would like to welcome our newest tour guide......Grunge!!!
Grunge is one of the oldest residents on the lands...we hope his vast knowledge of the areas can add to our lovely tours.....if you dont believe me ask our two latest satisfied customers.....Gasher and Chandler...both got to see Shadow Giants and a very angry dragon that happened to be waiting at the entrance to a cave....*sigh* well rest assured form the screams of agony it could be made out that one of them was saying "I LOVE THIS ADVENTURE!!"..while the other seemed to be signaling us that we are number one! PJWA would also like to thank Fri'el for her constant raising of the dead....not that it happens to often.....eh....well sometimes.... |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 12 Nov 2003 06:55 PM |
Have you not had enough dirtnaps lately? Life become dull mundane and even worse relatively safe? Call the offices of PJWA ta-day. They will take you on a thrilling ride, an edge of your seat, white knuckled, cheek clenching journey to the depths of a six foot hole.
You don't want to miss the excitement of the draconic dungeon of doom. You cannot even begin to imagine the joys of the demonic debacle, the fiendish frenzy, the Savage serpant sessions or perhaps the most frightening of all the half orc strip club.
Bring plenty of ale , and spare underwear, never hurts to carry around a shovel either. What would you expect to pay for such grandiose adventures? 100 gold? NO.. 50 gold? Not a chance. Try -absolutely free-!!! Free ? you ask how this can be? -EASY- PJWAs' close relations with both the midor infirmary and the seven sisters near port royale pleases the latter organizations so much they are willing to give a small cut to the offices of PJWA. therefore NO and I repeat -NO- expense to you , the satisfied customer.
A satisfied customer/ guest guide,
Gasher Bloodspuer |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 12 Nov 2003 07:56 PM |
| Sounds like fun, where can i sign up? |
mannaka no
ana ni sounyuu
awari kana |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 13 Nov 2003 08:50 AM |
| Sign up you say? My good man...everyone is in the land of Vives is signed up......muhahahahahahah.....eh..sorry about that....All you have to do is fin either Pick or Jess,,or even Grunge....they will handle the rest...reserving a burial plot is up to you...we do however charge by the pound as far as hauling your arses back to the Midor temple...**DISCLAIMER**not responsible for loss of items during this process* |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 13 Nov 2003 11:20 PM |
LADIES AND GENTS...DONT DELAY!!!
Just ask any of our latest 3 satisfied customers! Chandler....Coruva....and Avirinal...all satisfied...and dead...eh.....but they had fun!!! They had the honor of seeing the dreaded frost dragon! OH THE BEAUTY!!! HURRY....TOURS ARE FILLING UP.......DONT BE LEFT OUT!!! |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 14 Nov 2003 12:20 AM |
Aw would like to congratulate our latest nominees for tour guide mista Gasher Bloodspuer and Mista Chandler!!! GOOD JOB MATES!!!
If yer a needin a tour jus be sure to contact one of these fine chaps and ask em if theyre a willin ta take ya on a tour.
Thanks much,
Pickston Rickticks |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 14 Nov 2003 12:53 AM |
Good gods....i KNEW there was a good reason not to join you two tonight *rolls eyes and laughs*
Though i must say i joined one of your earlier tours and, yep, i died *grins*
I guess that makes me a satisfied customer, eh? |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 14 Nov 2003 01:56 PM |
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that the the very sight of the frost dragon was well worth the 954 experience points that I lost. What a bargain! I would have paid a much higher cost to even catch a glimpse of one of those fine specimens, let alone be gouged in the back by one of his talons as I fled screaming from the cave. The scar across my shoulderblade and the permanent limp that I now possess are only a few of the small things that will always remain a part of me.
+2 Greataxe - 784 GP
Cobalt Executioners Helm - 480 GP
Being led to your death by a farting halfling and an incoherent half-orc - Priceless |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 14 Nov 2003 02:06 PM |
| ROFL! |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 14 Nov 2003 05:53 PM |
*IC*
Mes just wants to say dat dis Half-Orc is in no way assoc...assoc...Wes at M'Gok Tukar not wit dis crazy half-orc, and mes 'specially not take any responsibilitys for da actions of him and da littlun'...
~Oronk Baneroot
P.S.:
Best Thread Award |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 01:04 AM |
Ladies and Gents!!!
Indeed we are reaching hieghts that we never dreamed!!! We would like to add Bugor....Gene (returning client)....Xie (our frequent flier client)...and the one and only......Walin Bannion...*CHEERS*...thats right our special VIP client Walin had the joy or the not so good feeling of being caught in a banshees wail....heres to you Walin!!! Hope to see you alive again soon!!!
Ladies and Gents....time is runnig out....dont be the last to die....erm...try....PAJWT's...we are offering special tours to the Volcano located in lovely downtown Realm of the Mountain.King....also dont be the last to see the dreaded Skeleton Lord in the cozy Tomb of Lost Souls..**CORPSE COLLECTOR NOT INCLUDED**!!! Hes killing fast folks...hurry, hurry, hurry!!!!
All tours come with a free ride on the beautiful Aro Hawk!!! If you can get passed his claws......
Coming soon....Lost City Tours...where you can see Quicklings...so fast you wont see them gut ya!! Also...be the first on your block to have your brain sucked out by Mind Flayers!!!
DONT DELAY......DIE TODAY!!!! |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 04:25 AM |
Yes, in addition to Fen's post...
The vives staff hereby declares to take no responsibility for the losses you suffer (be it items or your petty life!) whilst partaking in this rollercoaster ride into the darker sides of the world of vives.
The two persons in charge of this wondrous journey, are certified 'nutters', yet naturally deep inside they are very warm, friendly and cuddly, so that's why we bear with them!
Anyways have fun, and dont come whining if you get exactly what you signed for! ;) |
Why can't I PM myself?
Don't iron out the Irony. |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 10:11 AM |
Hey Jessup & Pick
Just wanted to say thanks again...last night's adventures were great and fun-filled with death and the usual shenanigans, as ususal *grins*
Sign me up for your trip to see the Quicklings!
***One question, and this is mainly for a DM, but open to anyone who has Wailing Banshee experience: Last night while fighting the Banshees, they kept releasing their wails(death magic) on us, and Gene has death ward(immunity to death magic)...and so does Walin. Why then are the banshees able to still kill us with death magic even though our death ward spells were still in use? is this a bug, or just the way it works? I'm not trying to sound like a smart a$ here, i just don't understand this and was wondering how to avoid any future deaths to the Banshees' wail. Does not Immunity to death magic mean...immunity to death magic? any insight here would be terrific.*** |
"PLEASE!!! Bury me with it!" |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 10:31 AM |
That would be a bug:
Some of the death magic spells don't have a death immunity check; they certainly didn't used to. Death Ward should protect against Wail fo the Banshee- though as it's the creature "Banshee"'s wail, there might be a difference: It's not a death spell, it's a sonic mind affecting death affect (If I remember correctly, my MM's at home... =P). Thus I'd imagine that technicly you'd need immunity to mind affecting and death ward......
However, as with all of these things, the best protection is an insanely high fort and will save. Death wards et al can be dispelled :P |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 10:44 AM |
thanks Barnas!
that makes much more sense now. i was only using death ward and not mind spell immunity. I think the safest thing to do is to gracefully *bow* and not return there to visit them. On a side note, we were dispelling them at first, but as i'm sure you know there are many banshees in their cave, and only so much dispell/silence to go around *smiles*...but thank you for your insight! |
"PLEASE!!! Bury me with it!" |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 10:49 AM |
| As I said, that's just off the top of my head; they may well just be casting the spell in which case only death ward should work... I'll check with my MM when I get home and post if I was talking out of my arse or not... |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 08:48 PM |
*Pickston overhears certain people making negative references to his person and the like*
Well, aw have ta say ta meself that no one has been forced on any trips anyplace as far as aw know. Aw certainly aint gonna take responsibility fer the death of some moron(s) that would complain about gettin kilt when they got themselves too close to some Dragon or some such. Got a problem with me flatulance? why dont ya come closer and put ya head in front of me bum and awl tell ay what aw think about that ya bloody snobs!
If ya got kilt while adventurin in a dangerous/unkown place cause ya ran in front of everyone else or whatnot, thas jus too bad really. Take a little responsibility fer yer own actions ratha than tryin ta bad mouth folks eh? |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 17 Nov 2003 09:25 PM |
| Well it seams Gen is ready for Quiks, Im also ready for them When is it going to happen =) |
Why search around when the answer is within you...?
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 18 Nov 2003 06:29 AM |
Just a reminder in response to the discussion about the Banshees... Please do not discuss these things in a public forum. If you feel there is a bug, report it with the bug reporter or send a PM to all DM's if you feel it is very very urgent ;).
After all we want everyone to find out for themselves what they must do when encountering a Banshee. Describing here what they do and how you can best avoid these effects... just don't it spoils the experience and is offering OOC knowledge for an IC situation.
Thank you.
Rul |
Why can't I PM myself?
Don't iron out the Irony. |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 18 Nov 2003 08:21 AM |
Apologies
-Barnas |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 18 Nov 2003 09:37 AM |
| yep Sorry, Rul |
"PLEASE!!! Bury me with it!" |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 18 Nov 2003 10:42 AM |
*Pickston overhears certain people making negative references to his person and the like*
Well, aw have ta say ta meself that no one has been forced on any trips anyplace as far as aw know. Aw certainly aint gonna take responsibility fer the death of some moron(s) that would complain about gettin kilt when they got themselves too close to some Dragon or some such. Got a problem with me flatulance? why dont ya come closer and put ya head in front of me bum and awl tell ay what aw think about that ya bloody snobs!
If ya got kilt while adventurin in a dangerous/unkown place cause ya ran in front of everyone else or whatnot, thas jus too bad really. Take a little responsibility fer yer own actions ratha than tryin ta bad mouth folks eh?
*Loli overhears Pickston muttering to himself and mutters to herself* How does he expect people to react when he stand around calling them snobs under his breath? And the ... other problem. He didn't used to do that all the time. Must be something wrong with his diet now. Probably drinking too much beer while he's leading those thrill-seeker tours of his. I didn't much like his crude references to my ... chest, either, that he made one night in Midor. I was too naive when he made them to understand what he was saying back then, but I've learned since what he was talking about. *glowers* |
Dieties preserve us from the evil chaotics named Lag, Crash, and Server Reset.
PCs: Loli Dankirk (Ftr 18/Brd 8.5 @ 1777 hrs) left Vives for Origins; Gnora Gnombody (Sor 5 @ 54 hrs) and Amanda Stark (Wiz 3 @ ~10 hrs) left Vives for Feline Providence. |
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Re: Pick and Jess's Wild Tours
Posted: 18 Nov 2003 04:24 PM |
Do to recent complaints cabbage and beans will no longer be served as part of the tour dinner.....apologies for any inconvenience this may cause you.
PAJWT |
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