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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 26 Aug 2006 07:04 AM |
Actually, one of my worst habits when I need to step away is just going into stealth mode :o I'm so used to not being able to be seen :x (I think I've even spent two hour ambulance calls just chilling in stealth mode, wherever I happened to have been)
And PDW, some of us use our memory for more important things, such as classes! |
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Bitter one liners
Posted: 26 Aug 2006 08:47 AM |
| I loathe; despise; hate; twitch with madness whenever a water elemental that I summon decides to kill me just because some other creature happens to be moving close as it's summoned. *curses* drown attack. |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 26 Aug 2006 09:17 AM |
| ((you can control which type of elemental you can summon - as always, FOIG)) |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:51 AM |
I loathe; despise; hate; twitch with madness whenever a water elemental that I summon decides to kill me just because some other creature happens to be moving close as it's summoned. *curses* drown attack.
That should be in your rules actually: A real mage has to die from his water elemental´s drown attack at least once in his career.
With a smile and a curse on his lips. ;) |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 11:28 PM |
I loathe; despise; hate; twitch with madness whenever a water elemental that I summon decides to kill me just because some other creature happens to be moving close as it's summoned. *curses* drown attack.
That should be in your rules actually: A real mage has to die from his water elemental´s drown attack at least once in his career.
With a smile and a curse on his lips. ;)
Pah...a -real- mage does not get killed by his summons. His friends do. |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 11:32 PM |
Pah...a -real- mage does not get killed by his summons. His friends do.
Or unsuspecting elves. *nods* |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 11:36 PM |
Or unsuspecting elves. *nods*
rofl rofl rofl
*bows to DSM-IV and his sense of timing* |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 06:56 PM |
So. 29 Dirtnaps insofar, level 11. At least four deaths as a level 11 alone.
BAH! Only 29 at level 11? I'm sure I've got that many on level 14 ALONE!
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 24 Sep 2006 03:07 PM |
Right, time to pull this one up again.
Three times today (and that's about half of my dirtnaps total thus far) on lvl 15.
First due to failing stoneskin, criticals and lagg.
Second by being graced with a greater ruin spell.
And thirdly but not last, all our's favourite; Mind blank wearing off as I enter some fear aura. And, naturally, if any fear test can be failed, it will fail. And we also all know that fear lasts a fantazilion rounds, so thus, kinda dead.
Gained exp, lost the exp; Hence and repeat three times.
Bitter one liner for me. |
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 24 Sep 2006 05:20 PM |
Right, time to pull this one up again.
Three times today (and that's about half of my dirtnaps total thus far) on lvl 15.
First due to failing stoneskin, criticals and lagg.
Second by being graced with a greater ruin spell.
And thirdly but not last, all our's favourite; Mind blank wearing off as I enter some fear aura. And, naturally, if any fear test can be failed, it will fail. And we also all know that fear lasts a fantazilion rounds, so thus, kinda dead.
Gained exp, lost the exp; Hence and repeat three times.
Bitter one liner for me.
That's my job! D:
Anyway, I've my own to add:
"Right. It has almost no Spell Resistance to speak of, uses up all its spells in five rounds, and ends up being attacked by his little buddies because of that Cone attack. It's been six rounds by now, so..."
*Charges in, spells flinging.*
*Gets hit with an 'Implosion' spell.*
*FAILS the save by one (DC 28; rolled a 27) and dies in a horrible yet expedient manner.*
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Re: Bitter one liners
Posted: 25 Sep 2006 04:00 AM |
That last balor made it so easy to to go through Se'eth, I'm sure I can take out the dragon with this next one!
*forgets to use protection from alignment*
*sucessfuly reads his last gate scroll*
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*runs away screaming like a little girl*
Watch out for wild balors in Kobai! Thank you and enjoy your stay. |
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