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Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 31 Dec 2003 07:19 PM |
The long awaited list of Perma-Killing for Dummies has arrived! Here are 51 different ways to perma kill a character, or something just as effective. This assumes that the cleric needs a body. If these 51 do not satisfy you, send me a PM asking for a new way to perma-kill a specific character, and we can work something out.
1) Have the body burned to a crisp and have the ashes blown away
2) Have the body chopping into bits and fed to the animals
3) Bury body
4) Wear the skin on you and disguise it as a pelt
5) Send the body out to sea
6) Put the body in a ship bound for some foreign port
7) Eat the body, turn the bones to powder, dissolve the powder in milk, and drink the milk
8) Have the soul stolen and stashed into a bottle
9) Cast a spell forbidding the soul to enter into the sphere of the world
10) Kidnap the person and stash him/her away until he/she dies of old age
11) Put a magic stone inside the person that lets out poison. Each time the person is revived, the poison will kick in and kill the bugger again
12) Sell the body to a mad scientist BONUS: You also get gold for this
13) Become blood brothers with the person (Slash palms, let the palms heal together, then yank it apart) then have one kill the other. The soul will be bound to the other, haunting him.
14) Offer the persons soul to the god of the dead
15) Send him to an ancient dragon. Few will find him, fewer still will survive the dragon, and even fewer still will be able to revive him
16) Lock him away in another dimension
17) Lock him away in a pocket plane
18) Sell him into slavery to some evil god
19) Tie him to a tree with wolves around, and slash his stomache, come back later to get rid of the bones
20) Send him away on a gnomish submarine. They tend to do a good enough job perma-killing people on their own
21) Tie the person to a gunpowder barrel or three and light them off
22) Give the person to a dark angel
23) Lock the person in a room with only one exit, a solid iron door. Make the lock only open when a person proves, logically and legitimately, that 2+2=5
24) Dump the person in a vat of acid
25) Have the person get stranded on an island
26) Have the person get chucked in the future and get killed
27) Have the person get chucked 50,000 years in the past, and die of old age
28) Have the person get blasted with grapeshot from… 10 feet away
29) Get a god to smite the bugger
30) Stab the person with a 3 sided edge. Triangular wounds don’t heal. He’ll bleed to death.
31) Send the person away on a ship that fails to return
32) Get Arathon drunk
33) Have the person try to learn to fly, and have him/her make a crater so damned big it collapses on itself and buries the person
34) Have the person be transported to a place with no oxygen by accident
35) Fling the person out into orbit
36) Spontanious Combustion
37) Go out of your way to piss off a god
38) Have the person commit suicide
39) Push him off the end of the world
40) Have the person die in major battle and get buried in mass grave. Then the clerics would have to kinda shoot and miss to revive him
41) Have him discover a nuclear-warhead type thing the hard way
42) Meet a cannibal
43) Fall into a volcano
44) Hang the person, parade the body around the streets, and cremate it
45) Have an anvil splat the person in a desert. The body will turn to dust and/or will be covered by sand, and unfindable
46) Send the person up North and let him/her get frozen into an iceberg
47) Push him/her into a pool of sharks with a cut or two
48) Annoy a dragon
49) Annoy Tarawyn
50) Have a large amount of rocks fall on you, burying you and squishing you. With luck, you won’t be found until your corpse is long turned to dust.
51) Sell your soul
Perma-Killing for Dummies is not sponcered or endorsed by the For Dummies books company. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 31 Dec 2003 08:04 PM |
Might I note these are all from suicide. A PC within vives can NEVER perma kill another PC under any circumstances, as its forced RP and is dissalowed in the rules.
On another note, #49 is rather good .
~Fenarisk |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 31 Dec 2003 08:06 PM |
*laughs* I like the list Tasra.
*coughs something about "Talice"*
Mange the body up and throw it into the ocean.
-Barnas |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 31 Dec 2003 08:11 PM |
| Talice? You mean Telinos (the bugger I murdered :P)? Or is that something else? And remember folks, if you want a special perma-killing worked out, just send me a PM with your guidlines, and we can work something out. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 31 Dec 2003 08:12 PM |
No, Talice was -my- PC. *rolls eyes*
-Barnas |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:06 PM |
All well and good, until...
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23) Lock the person in a room with only one exit, a solid iron door. Make the lock only open when a person proves that 2+2=5
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Now this wouldn't be very permanent. Longwinded, perhaps, but certainly not all that permanent.
That's right, it's time for...
The Secrets Those Mathematicians Don't Want YOU To Know!
Here we go. Two variables, of equivilant value:
x = y
Multiply by x
x^2 = yx
Minus y^2
x^2 - y^2 = yx - y^2
Factorize
(x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y)
Divide by x - y
x+y = y
As x = y substitute x for y
2y = y
Add y
3y = 2y
Almost there. Add 2y
5y = 2y + 2y
Divide by y
5 = 2 + 2
Phew...
Q.E.D. and all that. (That's all for now, but don't worry! Next week it's weak calculus jokes about adding very large values of 2) |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:11 PM |
My boyfriend is very mean and announces your proof as bollocks :P
"Divide by x - y"
Well, as stated earlier, "x = y"
If x = y, then x - y = 0.
Therefore, you cannot divide by x - y as you cannot divide by 0
:P
Sorry. |
- Who needs Epic Levels when you have Epic Eyebrows? |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:16 PM |
| I was just reading through that myself. I've seen something like this before, and I needed to find out where the problem was. I knew it had to do with dividing by zero, just had to find where you did that :) |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:18 PM |
I tried to prove that 2 + 2 = 5 at some point, but when it comes right down to it, you just can't do it unless you divide by zero. But I went down the same path you did. When I brought it to my math teacher, they pointed out the same thing.
Of course, dividing by zero is such a controversy that mathematicians just say don't do it. If they took the time to compensate for the divide-by-zero error, they'd have to reconstruct math as it stands. And pretty much everything works except for that. |
- [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:20 PM |
I thought you can divide by 0, in 2 ways. First by using imaginary numbers or some malarchy like that, which I can neither do nor care about, or you can divide by 0 and get the answer of infinity.
-Barnas |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 01:22 PM |
Not imaginary, that's square root of -1.
First answer I learned was "infinity", the second was "undefined". Same result: calc cannot continue. |
Dieties preserve us from the evil chaotics named Lag, Crash, and Server Reset.
PCs: Loli Dankirk (Ftr 18/Brd 8.5 @ 1777 hrs) left Vives for Origins; Gnora Gnombody (Sor 5 @ 54 hrs) and Amanda Stark (Wiz 3 @ ~10 hrs) left Vives for Feline Providence. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 03:24 PM |
Bah. If you've been paying attention, you will have noticed the two main opponents of the proof of 2 + 2 = 5, PF's boyfriend and DiabloStan's teacher, are both Mathematicians. Specifically, mean ones.
A coincidence? You decide.
Perhaps someone came too close to revealing the secrets they don't want you to know...
Oh, alright. It is bollocks. But the whole divide-by-zero-hoping-no-one-is-paying-attention stunt is rather handy bollocks, since a falsity like 5 = 4 implies pretty much everything. So once you've manged to produce something sneakily along those lines you can, ahem, prove anything. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 01 Jan 2004 09:53 PM |
| Pickston reads number 23 and says: "hehe done thaat awlready, sumfin close anyway". |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 11:36 AM |
| Convince them to sell their Soul to you for donuts, or other sweet condiments. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 11:50 AM |
| 2+2 = 5 but only for extremely high values of 2. |
- [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 12:02 PM |
| /me notes that I started this thread back in 2003 |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 12:11 PM |
/me notes that I started this thread back in 2003
/me notes that people will post on any thread
lol
-V |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 12:27 PM |
| /me notes that Barnas hasn't spammed this thread recently and wonders if he is unwell? |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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And makes the world taste good."
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Re: Perma-Killing for Dummies
Posted: 30 Jan 2005 12:28 PM |
I've been at football practise all day, and I'm playing KOTOR when I'm at the keyboard.
-Barnas |
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