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A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 12:12 AM |
P.S.---Bored, drunk, and braindead from finals, so if you don't like it or doesn't live up to witty standards come up with your own sodding rhymes at midnight .
(To the Tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing cross the lands With a short sword in my hand Friends are at my back We've got a simple plan
We're off to save a lass Whose life is in our hands Stolen from her home you see By fearsome bandit bands
Oooooohhhh...
No big deal Not to fret This quest is just no sweat They're only bandits in the plains As weak as cardboard wet
Oooooohhhh...
Save your spells Hold your sword I'll go on in alone It can't be that bad anyways And we'll all soon be home...
(Dum da da dum da da dum da da dum...)
Up to the cave I go Our Cleric at my back The Rogue is peeking in About to set a trap
When suddenly I smell The scent of smokey breath When out of nowhere comes a roar And an elder dragon next!!!
Oooooohhhh...
Run away, run away The thing just ate the rogue Now there goes the cleric And the mage is just burnt robes
Oooooohhhh...
Run real fast, Don't delay Must bring Midor the news Why oh why did I play again With DM's sippin' booze!!!
~Fenarisk |
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 06:53 PM |
| When is the CD coming? Its FANFREAKINGTASTIC |
Why search around when the answer is within you...?
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 07:14 PM |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I got dibs on making the one based on the tune of "Carol of the Bells" (the Trans-Siberian Orchestra version) I'll get working on that after I do my Bio lab (2 months late, if I don't hand it in tomorrow, I don't take the Regents exam, which means I fail the course =\) |
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 09:12 PM |
| That is awesome! :D |
Cantor Matriel - "How much?" |
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 10:22 PM |
lol.. nice one Fen, I finally got around to reading this. I think we should maybe change Margrave's song to this, or maybe a new wandering Bard NPC with the same script as Margrave to sing it |
~Alosynth
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 11 Dec 2003 11:04 PM |
Hilarious Fen. Nearly spued icehouse out of my nose on this line....
"Run away, run away The thing just ate the rogue Now there goes the cleric And the mage is just burnt robes"
Funny stuff man. Happy holidays to all. |
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 12 Dec 2003 06:10 AM |
RMAOL
Whose the mage??? |
"Cedant arma togae, concedat laurea linguae"
"Laat de wapens wijken voor de toga en de lauwerkrans voor de tong" |
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Re: A Vivian Christmas Carol Posted: 12 Dec 2003 10:52 AM |
Any old mage I suppose...ummm...Dias Ashfield sounds good .
~Fenarisk |
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