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Sir Percival Sanner: We must always keep up appearences! Sir Percival Sanner: *sniff* Sir Percival Sanner: dead ((DM kill by a very bored PDW; because it's the OOC Lounge, Percy immediately got ressed right where he was standing)) Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* Sir Percival Sanner: Did you feel something? Cassandra Delaine: Okay! Cassandra Delaine: Nope Sir Percival Sanner: odd. Sir Percival Sanner: It was as if the very life force of me drained out! Sir Percival Sanner: dead Sir Percival Sanner: Then came back. Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* Sir Percival Sanner: There it was again. Sir Percival Sanner: *rubs eyes* Cassandra Delaine: I didn't do it Cassandra Delaine: *squirms* Cassandra Delaine: Honest! Sir Percival Sanner: *raises one* Sir Percival Sanner: So you had nothing to do with that? Cassandra Delaine: Yessir! Nothing at all sir! Sir Percival Sanner: I see. ((He turns around, then turns back to her again)) Sir Percival Sanner: *turns quickly* Sir Percival Sanner: AHA! Cassandra Delaine: *jumps* Cassandra Delaine: Iwasn'tdoinganythingsir! Sir Percival Sanner: Making faces eh? Cassandra Delaine: Nosir! Sir Percival Sanner: Mhmm. Sir Percival Sanner: Ill be watching you Ms Cass. Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass. Cassandra Delaine: Yessir? Sir Percival Sanner: IM bored. Sir Percival Sanner: There is no one to annoy. ((Yeah, they are all in Fenghuul Forest... and Mykal logged off just as we wanted to intercept Byron!)) Cassandra Delaine: Shall we make pompous asses of ourselves in front of non-Midorans again, sir? The Butcher: [Tell] they are looking for a dm to arrange a raise. I've not responded. if they go to the temple, I will do it, otherwise, I wont say a thing. Sir Percival Sanner: I should think so...however they are all on some sort of foolhardy quest. Sir Percival Sanner: *sighs* Sir Percival Sanner: I never get to go on quets anymore. Cassandra Delaine: [Tell - to PDW] Sheesh. I feel like bumping that thread on Resses. Sir Percival Sanner: Just purge purge purge. The Butcher: [Tell] only if they ask you while you are in as a pc Cassandra Delaine: They don't know how to purge properly sir Sir Percival Sanner: I suppose. Cassandra Delaine: They aren't professionals like the Midorans sir Sir Percival Sanner: Now I feel as if the very soul within me is lifted! Cassandra Delaine: They can't even die properly, sir! Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* Sir Percival Sanner: Am i glowing? Cassandra Delaine: Um Cassandra Delaine: Nosir... Sir Percival Sanner: Are you sure? Cassandra Delaine: Well Cassandra Delaine: You could stand on the other side of the room in the light sir Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* The Butcher: [Tell] is now Cassandra Delaine: *winces* Cassandra Delaine: You are now, sir Sir Percival Sanner: Thats odd dont you think Ms Cass? Cassandra Delaine: Nosir Sir Percival Sanner: No?! Cassandra Delaine: Obviously you are glowing with righteousness sir Sir Percival Sanner: It is norma......... Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* ((Dark Tree placeable spawns in behind Cass)) Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass. Cassandra Delaine: Sir? Sir Percival Sanner: There is a tree behind you. Sir Percival Sanner: I didnt ask for one did I? Cassandra Delaine: You are a master at stating the obvious sir ((The placeable becomes the Dark Tree creature)) Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass. Dark Tree uses Potion of Aid Cassandra Delaine: Sir? Sir Percival Sanner: IT now has legs. Sir Percival Sanner: Did I order that? Cassandra Delaine: Nosir! Cassandra Delaine: You should give it a scolding, sir. Sir Percival Sanner: Well...tell it we have no need for it. Sir Percival Sanner: Me?!! Cassandra Delaine: Perhaps a flogging. Or a burning. Sir Percival Sanner: *hmmph* Cassandra Delaine: Yessir. You're good at it sir. Sir Percival Sanner: This is squire work ms Cass. Sir Percival Sanner: Not Knight Captain work. Cassandra Delaine: Really? *Brightly* Sir Percival Sanner: *wrinkles nose* Sir Percival Sanner: Yes! Cassandra Delaine: I mean, can I really? Sir Percival Sanner: Be bold. Cassandra Delaine: *ahem* Sir Percival Sanner: Not too soft! Cassandra Delaine: You there! *A little timidly* Sir Percival Sanner: *Frowns* Sir Percival Sanner: *clears throat* Dark Tree: *steps forward* Cassandra Delaine: You, um, have not got a permit to walk or have legs. Dark Tree: *menacingly* Sir Percival Sanner: *sighs* Cassandra Delaine: *quivers in fear* Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass. Sir Percival Sanner: No quivering. ((Dark Tree steps forward, does a Knockdown on her, kills her; she auto-respawns in pretty much right where she was standing)) Cassandra Delaine: *squeaks* Sir? Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass! Sir Percival Sanner: NO DYING! Cassandra Delaine: *mumbles* Sorry sir Sir Percival Sanner: Now.....be menacing! Sir Percival Sanner: *prods her* Cassandra Delaine: ACK Cassandra Delaine: Don't prod me sir Cassandra Delaine: I'm ticklish Sir Percival Sanner: *sigh* Cassandra Delaine: *ahem* Dark Tree: *rubs bark in a menacing fashion* Cassandra Delaine: I--- Cassandra Delaine: EEEEK Cassandra Delaine: *cowers* ((Another KD and kill by the tree)) Sir Percival Sanner: *sigh* Dark Tree: *squish* Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass. Sir Percival Sanner: Give it a good thrashing if it does that again. Cassandra Delaine: *mumbles* I'm sorry sir Sir Percival Sanner: *nods* Cassandra Delaine: I only have 18 hit points, sir Dark Tree : [Tell] deaths here dont get counted in the dirtnap league Cassandra Delaine: Um Cassandra Delaine: Okay... Cassandra Delaine: *strikes a torch* Sir Percival Sanner: Hit points dont matter to Midorans! Cassandra Delaine: *waves it feebly in the tree's direction* Dark Tree: *the charred bark reflects the flickering light from teh torch* Cassandra Delaine: *makes a few jabbing motions* Dark Tree: *seems unimpressed, after all if the heart of a forest fire donsnt bother it..what more, a torch?* Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass! Cassandra Delaine: *squeaks* Sir? ((The tree whacks and stuns Cass, but doesn't kill her this time)) Sir Percival Sanner: *sigh* Cassandra Delaine: Woo... Sir Percival Sanner: Now look. Cassandra Delaine: *wobbles* Sir Percival Sanner: None of that! Sir Percival Sanner: Snap out of it. Cassandra Delaine: *shakes head quickly* Yessir... Sir Percival Sanner: Now then.....try to reason with it. Sir Percival Sanner: *nods* Cassandra Delaine: Um Sir Percival Sanner: It is....a male no? Sir Percival Sanner: *winks* Cassandra Delaine: ... Sir Percival Sanner: Use your charms. Dark Tree : [Tell] still looking for a rez by asking in the dm channel...wont respond unless they go to where they need to go Sir Percival Sanner: *prods* Cassandra Delaine: *cocks back a fist and punches Percy in the face* Sir Percival Sanner: *ping* Sir Percival Sanner: Ouch. Sir Percival Sanner: What was that for? Dark Tree: *backs up slightly* Cassandra Delaine: How stupid can you be?? Cassandra Delaine: I have 8 CHA! Cassandra Delaine: Obviously for powergaming reasons too! Sir Percival Sanner: ...... Sir Percival Sanner: Well that wont do. Sir Percival Sanner: I however.... Sir Percival Sanner: Have a cha of 20! Sir Percival Sanner: *smiles* Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle* Cassandra Delaine: Well... why don't -you- charm it? Sir? Cassandra Delaine: ACK! Cassandra Delaine: *melts* The Butcher: [Tell] brb Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle*twinkle* Sir Percival Sanner: *clears throat* Cassandra Delaine: *puts her hands over her eyes* Make it stop! ((Chief doffs the armour)) Sir Percival Sanner: *flexes* Sir Percival Sanner: *flexes some more* Cassandra Delaine: *keeps her hands over her eyes, mercifully* Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle* Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass! Cassandra Delaine: *grumbles* Sir Percival Sanner: Pour some holy water on me so it shows my muscles. Sir Percival Sanner: *flex* Cassandra Delaine: eeek Sir Percival Sanner: What did I say about eeekin? Cassandra Delaine: I thought it was an eekworthy moment. Sir. Cassandra Delaine: *still has her hands over her eyes* Sir Percival Sanner: *sigh* Sir Percival Sanner: Well he is clearly blind. Sir Percival Sanner: *snort* Cassandra Delaine: Yessir. Or AFK sir. Sir Percival Sanner: Nonsense Im a Sanner.....no one goes afk on a Sanner. Cassandra Delaine: He just did sir. He's a DM sir. Sir Percival Sanner: BAH! Cassandra Delaine: You can't argue with that sir. Sir Percival Sanner: No Dm Dares go afk on a Sanner! Sir Percival Sanner: You there! Sir Percival Sanner: Are you afk? Cassandra Delaine: Perhaps you ought to teach him a lesson sir. Sir Percival Sanner: *nods* I shall! Sir Percival Sanner: Stand back Ms Cass! ((I spawn in a purple badger)) Cassandra Delaine: Aaah ((Percy's attacking the tree, Cassie's beating up on the badger, and chaos ensues)) Sir Percival Sanner: Dear gods a badger! Sir Percival Sanner: MS CASS! Sir Percival Sanner: GET UP! Your mind slowly loses hold on reality... Cassandra Delaine: Trying very hard to sir You have regained consciousness. Sir Percival Sanner killed Purple Badger Sir Percival Sanner: Was that a sneak attack I saw? Sir Percival Sanner: *frowns* Cassandra Delaine: NOSIR! Sir Percival Sanner: Are you sure? Cassandra Delaine: Very sure sir! Sir Percival Sanner: I thought I saw it Cassandra Delaine: It must have been the badger sir! Sir Percival Sanner: I could have swron it was. Cassandra Delaine: *Sweats* Sir Percival Sanner: Hmm. Cassandra Delaine: No no no Sir Percival Sanner: Now then. Cassandra Delaine: I would never... Sir Percival Sanner: Tree! Sir Percival Sanner: Begone! Cassandra Delaine: *scuttles behind Percival* Sir Percival Sanner: Or Ms Cass here will have you for firewood! Cassandra Delaine: *mumbles* what he said ((Percy buffs up)) Sir Percival Sanner: Watch and learn Ms Cass! Cassandra Delaine: Ahem Summoned a creature Cassandra Delaine: *snaps fingers* ((Tried to summon in Aellyndr; got the resref wrong)) Sir Percival Sanner: Now then... Dark Tree: *Watches* Unsummoning . Sir Percival Sanner: eh... Cassandra Delaine: Um Cassandra Delaine: *snaps again* Sir Percival Sanner: What was that? Sir Percival Sanner: CHARGE! ((He charges)) Summoned a creature ((Got it right this time. PDW limboed Aellyndr out, though.)) Sir Percival Sanner: HAVE AT THHEE! Sir Percival Sanner: FOUL TREE! ((Cass gets a bit too close)) Cassandra Delaine: Ouch! Cassandra Delaine: eek! ((I die a few times)) Sir Percival Sanner: He stepped on my toe! Cassandra Delaine: I'm just going to stand here ((Cass walks to the far corner)) Sir Percival Sanner: MS CASS! Cassandra Delaine: Yessir. Very ... mean sir... *dazed* Sir Percival Sanner: DO SOMETHING! Dark Tree: *barks* Sir Percival Sanner: Had enough, tree? Dark Tree: *nods* Cassandra Delaine: *rummages* Sir Percival Sanner: As I thought Cassandra Delaine: *flings a cocktail at the tree* ((Ah, the things you find in a Level 2 character's inventory)) Sir Percival Sanner: None can stand .... Cassandra Delaine: *and a bottle of mushroom wine* Sir Percival Sanner: Was that a cokctail? Cassandra Delaine: NOSIR! Cassandra Delaine: Obviously it wasn't sir! Sir Percival Sanner: Just what are you doing with that? Cassandra Delaine: Carry on sir. Cassandra Delaine: Nothing sir *meekly* Sir Percival Sanner: What are the other knights going to say? Sir Percival Sanner: Sheesh! Sir Percival Sanner: Sanner's squires are always drunk. Cassandra Delaine: [Tell] Bring the dragon back in and I'll unsummon it ((It's still on my associates list, just in limbo; was bugging me)) Sir Percival Sanner: *shakes head* For shame Ms Cass.....for shame! Cassandra Delaine: I haven't drunk anything yet sir! Sir Percival Sanner: Dont let the facts obscure the truth! Unsummoning Aellyndr. Cassandra Delaine: Uh Cassandra Delaine: Right Sir Percival Sanner: *nods* Sir Percival Sanner: Good. Cassandra Delaine: I... ((Creeper spawns in, courtesy of PDW)) Cassandra Delaine: AaAAaaah! Dark Tree: *hugs the, what was a, friendly creeper Cassandra Delaine: *hides ironically behind the dirtnap sign* Sir Percival Sanner: Fear not Ms Cass! Sir Percival Sanner: SANNER IS HERE! Sir Percival Sanner: I shall dispose of this weed! Sir Percival Sanner: Post haste! Sir Percival Sanner killed Syn's Creeper Sir Percival Sanner: Ha! Cassandra Delaine: I'm not all that good at the damsel in distress act, sir Sir Percival Sanner: Th..... ((She's the most pathetic sidekick in the world. Even Miramil's better. *Nods*)) Cassandra Delaine: ACK ((Of course, the Severed Creepers spawn in; they make a beeline straight for Cass, who's still squashed between the Dirtnap sign and the wall)) Sir Percival Sanner: eh. Sir Percival Sanner: MS CASS THATS MY KILL! Sir Percival Sanner: XP STEALER! Cassandra Delaine: Yessir. SOrry sir. Cassandra Delaine: I'll try to curb my PGing habits sir. Sir Percival Sanner: Terrible! Cassandra Delaine: Not as bad as that Byron fellow sir Sir Percival Sanner: Him? Cassandra Delaine: Have you SEEN his hourly XP rate????? Sir Percival Sanner: Bah! Sir Percival Sanner: He is what we call a kiss arse Ms Cass! Cassandra Delaine: Sir? Sir Percival Sanner: *nods* a brown noser! Sir Percival Sanner: *nods again* Cassandra Delaine: *looks blank* Sir Percival Sanner: You and I however....are shining examples of rpers. Sir Percival Sanner: We play for the joy. Cassandra Delaine: I try sir Sir Percival Sanner: For theparalyzation. ((He's just been paralysed by a Creeper)) Cassandra Delaine: Look out behind you sir! Sir Percival Sanner: Ms Cass...hold them off while I get help! ((He runs out of the room with all the signs in it and tries to get to the portal)) Cassandra Delaine: Um Cassandra Delaine: You there! Cassandra Delaine: Stop chasing that knight! Cassandra Delaine: I mean it! Cassandra Delaine: I'm Level 2! Fear me! Sir Percival Sanner: Well done Ms Cass! ((*Scrolls past looooads of combat text)) ((All the Creepers are eventually limboed)) Sir Percival Sanner: [Tell] bah time for bed fickles...will you be on tomorrow at the ssame time? Cassandra Delaine: [Tell] probably Sir Percival Sanner: [Tell] good because Lucius will be waiting for us! Cassandra Delaine: Whatever for? Sir Percival Sanner: [Tell] *cackles* Cassandra Delaine: *eyes* Cassandra Delaine: Ohh Sir Percival Sanner: He is to have a makeover! Cassandra Delaine: The Midor thing? Cassandra Delaine: Good grief Sir Percival Sanner: Yes. Sir Percival Sanner: We must shop for him...he needs midoran clothes! Sir Percival Sanner: Hair..... Cassandra Delaine: *Looks down at herself* Sir Percival Sanner: shoes... Cassandra Delaine: You'd better not be asking me for advice Sir Percival Sanner: etc...etc... Cassandra Delaine: Unless you want him to look like a punk Sir Percival Sanner: Tut tut! Sir Percival Sanner: Leave it to me. Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle* Cassandra Delaine: Gah! Cassandra Delaine: Stop that Sir Percival Sanner: *beams* Sir Percival Sanner: [Tell] lol Sir Percival Sanner: *poses* Cassandra Delaine: *rolls eyes* Equipped item swapped out. ((Cass flips on a toga)) Sir Percival Sanner: I ask you...have you ever seen anyome more handsome? Sir Percival Sanner: HUBBA HUBBA! ((Percy cozies up to Cass, who sidles away)) The Butcher: not since I looked in the mirror ((PDW shows up wielding a holy avenger)) Sir Percival Sanner: You? Cassandra Delaine: ACK Sir Percival Sanner: Your bald! Cassandra Delaine: A Butcher! The Butcher: of course! Sir Percival Sanner: Look at my head of hair! Sir Percival Sanner: *shakes it slowly* The Butcher: look at mine! Cassandra Delaine: Look at his glowing eyes! Sir Percival Sanner: * it moves in slow motion* The Butcher: no..wait. Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle* Sir Percival Sanner: ANd my smile The Butcher: and I have this cool, glowing, phallic thingy Sir Percival Sanner: *beams* Sir Percival Sanner: pffft! Cassandra Delaine: Tsss.... hahaha Sir Percival Sanner: What can that do? Sir Percival Sanner: *sneer* The Butcher: *smiles suggestively* Cassandra Delaine: Um The Butcher: lets get a room and find out, big boy. Sir Percival Sanner: *blink* Cassandra Delaine: *edges behind Percy* Sir Percival Sanner: Ooops my armor fell off! ((Percy doffs the armour again)) Cassandra Delaine: ACK! The Butcher: *goes blind* Sir Percival Sanner: *winks* Cassandra Delaine: Will you stop doing that? Sir Percival Sanner: I hate it when that happens. The Butcher casting unknown spell ((PDW casts Darkness)) Sir Percival Sanner: *twinkle* Sir Percival Sanner: Is that your hand Ms Cass? Cassandra Delaine: No sir Sir Percival Sanner: And is that a bannana? Cassandra Delaine: It must be the Butchers, erm, sword sir Sir Percival Sanner: Or is it a pack of gum? The Butcher: ((right, you nutters, have to run)) The Butcher: ((enjoy)) Cassandra Delaine: Haha Sir Percival Sanner: BAH! Sir Percival Sanner: I do too! Cassandra Delaine: Bye Uncle Paul Sir Percival Sanner: Adios all!  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 21 Jun 2006 04:31 AM It just goes to show, that not all squirrels are in the forest. Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 16 Dec 2006 07:55 PM See what happens when you go AFK in the OOC Lounge, Chiefy? You miss all the fun.  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 26 Feb 2007 03:37 PM Netallien Serilde: A-hihihihihihi Netallien Serilde: *Cackles* Netallien Serilde: Look who decided to join us! Delia Cassadari: *Flutters fan, hiding the lower half of her face* Delia Cassadari: *Softly* Yes... shall we work on this one too? Netallien Serilde: *Levels a clawed finger at Sanner* Netallien Serilde: SEEK YEEEEEEE... Netallien Serilde: The GOWN! Netallien Serilde: The gown of Serapha! Atropos: Isn't that a bit advanced? I haven't even come into the story yet. ((That would be Crisandamonde)) Amaranth: I don't think you will, cousin. Amaranth: It's convoluted enough as it is. Amaranth: *Cold glare at the DM* The Muse : Hey. The Muse : Don't blame -me- for the unpredictable behaviour of PCs. Jerec Duvados: *Folds his arms* I still think you should have left me dead. Amaranth: *Frostily* Oh, I agree entirely. Gwendolyn Whitehall: *Corner of her lip quirks upwards* "Now, now. Let's not argue and bicker about who killed who..." *Cites from Monty Python* The Muse : -Was- that from Monty Python? The Muse : Hmm. Yes... it was The Search for the Holy Grail, wasn't it? The Muse : Whatshisname and that princess... right? [Fictrix] Nicodimus the Scribe: [Talk] *puff puff* Nicodimus the Scribe: *huff* Nicodimus the Scribe: Look! Look at me! Nicodimus the Scribe: I'm Aristi! ((He's wearing a black and gold coat)) Nicodimus the Scribe: *Strikes a grandiose pose* [Fictrix] Fat Sam: [Talk] Eh. Fat Sam: I'm hungry. There's no food left in the world. Fat Sam: *Eyes the Gnome* Nicodimus the Scribe: *Trembles* Fat Sam: *Licks lips* Fat Sam: So. Is it true that Gnomes are a delicacy? Fat Sam: *Pants* Fat Sam: *Stomach rumbles* Nicodimus the Scribe: *Squeals* Fat Sam: *Runs forward* ((Set Sam to autofollow Nico)) Nicodimus the Scribe: AAAAAaaaaaAAaAAaaah! ((Got Nico running madly around, with Fat Sam in pursuit!)) Nicodimus the Scribe: *run around waving his arms over his head* Madeline Sanner: One well placed bomb by the BH here and its all over! Madeline Sanner: NICO! REVEAL OUR TRUE FORMS! Nicodimus the Scribe: Help! Madeline Sanner: *takes out powder kegs* Nicodimus the Scribe: The Dwarf wants to eat me! Madeline Sanner: *lights them* Nicodimus the Scribe: *still running around waving arms over head* Nicodimus the Scribe: AAaaAAAA Nicodimus the Scribe: Aaa Nicodimus the Scribe: AAaAAAAAAA Nicodimus the Scribe: AAAAAAAA!!! ((Sanner smacks Fat Sam around)) Nicodimus the Scribe: AAaAAaaA! Madeline Sanner: A spear for Sam! The Muse : Oop. Faction error. Madeline Sanner: Right work to do Ficcy! The Muse : Wait wait The Muse : Gotta make sure you haven't turned the entire world against you The Muse: Reset Standard Factions to Bioware Default for PCs The Muse : Bah The Muse : I don't even know what factions they belong to. Bah bah. bah. The Muse : We'll know when you go back IG. Nicodimus the Scribe: My hero! Nicodimus the Scribe: *Clasps hands together* Nicodimus the Scribe: I will compose... Nicodimus the Scribe: A serenade! ((LOL, Chief gets a taste of his own Nico medicine)) Madeline Sanner: *moans* Nicodimus the Scribe: *Sings off-key* Madeline Sanner: *facepalm* Nicodimus the Scribe: My beauuuutiful ladyyyy  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 26 Feb 2007 09:51 PM . . . ! Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 27 Feb 2007 02:53 AM If you think that's insane, wait til I get home and post what I did to Shihaya'zad with the Vives voice-throwing function. *Snickers* Serves elk right for going AFK in the OOC Lounge... in my timezone... when he knew I was around. Dahahahahahha!  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 15 Jul 2013 07:49 PM Moving to the public forums now that everyone knows Chiefy was Percival Sanner… and Nicodemus the Scribe… and Fat Sam… and Madeline Sanner… and 1/5 of the characters on the server (the other fifths being Vandle, Gasher, Benny, then everyone else). In the first one, Percy and Cass were trying to make their way towards the other players, who were in Fangduin Forest. That didn't go according to plan, so we ended up messing around in the OOC Lounge with PDW. In the second one, Chiefy went AFK in the OOC Lounge as Madeline Sanner. Little did he realise that I had clones of his characters, Nico and Fat Sam. I spawned them in and also jumped in some of the Midoran NPCs, then started babbling at him with his own characters while he was AFK. I need to tell the story of Cassandra Delaine, because it's hilarious. Actually, before I do that, I'm going to tell a story of the paladin comedy team. Bereil, feel free to chime in with the Markus side of the story if you're reading this. When I first joined, I spent loooooads of time both IG and on IRC (in PMs) chatting to Mykal, Blanche, PDW, Chief and everyone involved with the Midor story. Much of what had transpired IG never made it to the forums, so I spent many thousands of hours (literally - yes, I am using that word correctly) picking the brains of the main people involved to keep track of exactly what had happened to make the situation escalate, and how Vidus had come to power and how Blanche and Byron had come to oppose him. Mykal kept prodding me to make a paladin, but I did not think it was the sort of character I wanted to play. Too serious for me. But then Bereil mentioned one day he was making a hilariously naïve paladin, so I decided to tag along and join him at character creation as the other half of a hilarious paladin comedy team. Thus were the diametrically opposed Markus and Lillian created: Markus the naïve and innocent one with his heart in the right place but his head in the clouds, always charging headlong into danger; and Lillian the stereotypical drill instructor type, feet firmly on the ground, who always declared, “On your fool head be it!” …before charging in reluctantly after the headstrong Markus to rescue him from himself. They were both supposed to be very naïve about the world outside Midor in completely opposite ways, and were supposed to learn many lessons the hard way about their place in the world before finally meeting Byron and Blanche and going over to the Aristi side after they had matured enough to accept this new philosophy. That was the plan. HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA! It didn't happen. Lillian was supposed to be moral support for Blanche, but she kept questioning Byron and Blanche, over and over and over. She never did accept the Aristi way or regain her paladin powers. In fact, she fought me at every turn, invented loooads of Midoran lore and threw it at me until I was buried under it, and became more vehemently opposed to the Aristi ideal the more I tried to push her towards it. I chalked her up as a failure and tried again. Next up was Cass. Cassandra Delaine was Blanche Moral Support Character Attempt #2. That was her entire purpose as a character. She was a sort of sidekick character, like Miramil, who went around doing odd jobs like washing dishes or cleaning up after those horses in the Four Winds Inn. If I could have taken levels in Commoner for her, I would have. That was the plan. HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA! It didn't happen. I took her through the intro. I entered the Four Winds Inn. I went upstairs to the main floor. The door to the inn opened. And in strode Sir Percival Sanner. Sanner: the ultimate bossy boots. And Cass: the ultimate sidekick, in need of a boss. He began ordering her around straight away. By the time I logged out of that first session, he had taken her on as his squire and she was working for the wrong side. So much for that plan.  Chief Joined: 11 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 549 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 15 Jul 2013 08:51 PM I still remember that day clearly! hahaha! ONWARD AND UPWARD!  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 16 Jul 2013 12:06 AM Ficcy was one of the few people who was completely ruled by her characters. Lillian was a disappointment. I had such high hopes for her, but she was incapable of accepting the truth right before her eyes. She could have been one of the greatest. So perfect, yet so flawed. Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.  Bolgryn Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Total Posts: 165 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 16 Jul 2013 08:08 AM Those were the days... I think I came up with the idea for Markus after reading Gene Wolf's The Knight - about a boy who meets some sort of spirit/god/entity thing who falls in love with him, and pulls him into her world, turns him (physically) into a grown man, and he has adventures. Also, uh, Lord What's-his-Face's The White Company. Another tale about an up-and-coming squire, all in the brilliant older English language that you don't see anymore. Actually, I think I read that latter book after Markus lost some of his lawful alignment from something - probably following Dana around. I asked for advice on knightly stuff, and Pdw? Suggested the book. Along with Arthurian tales. I loved that line "On your head be it!" heard it [b]so many[/b] times. Those first couple weeks of following Arcane, or Daimon around. Bumping theological heads with other characters. It was when I left for my island adventure - and IG when the Midor rebellion war really started rolling - our characters' paths started to diverge. It's interesting that the opposite personalities we initially planned were actually what lead them to go on separate paths. Markus stayed headstrong, but I like to think that he eventually matured some, or at least smartened up. And Lillian fell more into that supporting behind-the-scenes character role. CHOO CHOO! - - - - - - Bereil Yadashem. Markus Mortriety, Herald of Novus Aristi.  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge Posted: 16 Jul 2013 08:48 AM I loved that line "On your head be it!" heard it so many times. I need to find my logs. This is the besssst use of this phrase that I can remember. I'm over-simplifying things here, but the gist of it is 100% accurate: Markus: I have a place I must show you. *One journey later* Markus: Look. This volcano is full of evil things. As paladins, it is our job to smite evil things. Lillian: What. That is the dumbest idea— Markus: *dons helmet and charges through the area transition into Naruth's volcano* Lillian: *facepalm* Lillian: On your fool head be it! *charges in after him anyway* Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > From Behind the Curtains  > From Behind the Curtains  > DMs: Insanity in the OOC Lounge