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Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 17 Sep 2006 01:30 PM |
Am Og!
Og Pal-a-din.
Help Many People.
In M'gok Tu'kar friend ask, "Og? Why Pal-a-din?".
Og say, mum say, "Og, Pal-a-din hard head. Thick Skull. Og, you hard head, thick skull, like pal-a-din".
So Og learn thing, do good thing. Be Pal-a-din. Like mum say. Mum so proud, no talk Og any more.
Now Og walk long. Go more place. Find trouble. Og help. Is ease ee. See Bad Thing, Og SMASH!. See dead thing? Og CRUSH!. See Gi-ant? Og CHOP!
Pal-a-din life good. Og meet more friend. Og make friend. Og help all friend.
Am Og! *thumps chest* Og Help You! Og Guard You. Og Save You Is Good!
Make Mom Proud! |
Og: Holy Paladin of Midor with his blessed Great Axes of Smashing and his Skull of Obtuseness
Egon: Wandering Warrior helping where he can |
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Re: Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 18 Sep 2006 09:56 PM |
| *stares incredulously* |
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 18 Sep 2006 11:59 PM |
dat gud dat is
Singed
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Love 'n' light
Wings |
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Re: Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 19 Sep 2006 12:58 AM |
*stares incredulously*
What, you don't like it? H'orc paladins are hilarious. Everyone should have one. I mean, if you can't get a Wookie, that is.
*misses having a h'orc pally* |
"I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian |
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Re: Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 19 Sep 2006 01:14 AM |
| ((Best paladin I ever saw! Charges fearlessly into danger and single-mindedly refuses to be sidetracked from the task at hand by evil talking skulls!)) |
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Re: Am Og! *thumps chest*
Posted: 19 Sep 2006 07:17 AM |
*stares incredulously*
What, you don't like it? H'orc paladins are hilarious. Everyone should have one. I mean, if you can't get a Wookie, that is.
*misses having a h'orc pally*
*pat pat*... Yeah, I know... *pat pat pat*... |
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The Theft and Misplacement of Willom Wilde!
Posted: 20 Sep 2006 09:16 AM |
*Og leaves Willom and Iris for a moment in the Buckshire Trading Post*
The Theft of Willom
PAJWT Trashed
Og not per-fect. Og make mis-stake. How? Is easy. Not Guard Always. Some-time need pee, so no guard.
Og guard Willom. Og need pee. Og go.
Og back. Where Willom? Willom gone!
Og go find Willom. Poor Willom. Always get trouble. Need Og. Iris good, but Willom too much. Iris too small.
North High-way big place. Og look long. Inn. Maybe rest? Og hope. Og run in. Many people. Og no care. Look Willom. Find door, is closed. Og want open. Og BASH! Strong Door. Must be here! Og BASH and BASH!. Too strong.
Strong Woman come. Help Og. Use magic power, move hand, door open. Og no time thank. Og run past, look Willom. Look all place. No find.
Go back, main room. Ask people, "see Willom?" See people, three woman, one dwarf. Dwarf no see. Strong Woman, no see. No spell, Og guess. One woman, big boob, long hair, yellow. Night Lady? Not sure. No use.
Little girl speak Og. Og see before? Yes, with Willom. She say, Orc take, have red eye. Have Name? "Yes, Jess-up" say little woman. Say go west.
See? Og right. Willom find trouble. Big trouble. With Red Eye. Og mistake. Next time, pee with Willom.
Og take little girl. Ask her, show way. So small, Og carry. Save time.
Go Port. Hire Jusin. Go fast. Tell Og where find Jes-up.
Og go fast, in town. Little girl come. Find place. Big Place. Door close. Og SMASH! Door open. More door. Is close. Og SMASH! Now open. Look and look. No Willom. Open all door.
Find man, ask "Where Willom?" Say not know. Og smell fear. Hide something. Og ask more. Og show axe. No more answer. Og say "then Og look" Man say "go look". Axe Good key.
Og break chair, smash table. Little girl worry. "Is bad people", Og say. "Steal Willom". Smash more table, more chair. Little girl say "stop, no break!" but Og MAD!
Go Upstair. More door. Strong. Too Strong. Not open. Og check all. Place smell bad. Like women smell shop. Sure, Night Girl work here.
Not find Willom. Must be here! Now what do? One door, is not same. Different. Strange writing. No meaning. Og SMASH, still close.
Then come Flying Skull. Little girl scream. Og not know why. See flying skull many time. Just need to hit hard. Then skull speak! Talk to Og! Ask why so much noise. Og tell skull story of "Willom gone, Jess-up Take". Skull try magic charm on Og. Og not fool. Skull say Willom ok, is do im-port-ant work. Say Willom Drink Much, Big Party. Now at new home.
Not know why, Og trust skull. Seem nice, like friend. Talk many thing. Speak clear, Og un-der-stand.
Ask skull name, she say "IAlreadySaid, ImEsmerelda". Long name. Og work hard, remember.
Og ask skull, give message, Jess-up. Tell Jess-up. Take Willom, Og SMASH! No take Willom, Og no smash. Og Pal-a-din!
Skull seem hap-py. Og go. May-be find Willom at new home.
Take little girl. Skull scare her. Is young. Og know.
Og work, not done. |
Og: Holy Paladin of Midor with his blessed Great Axes of Smashing and his Skull of Obtuseness
Egon: Wandering Warrior helping where he can |
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Re: The Theft and Misplacement of Willom Wilde!
Posted: 20 Sep 2006 11:18 AM |
| ((ROFL--at work, no less. Coworkers looking at me strangely right now)) |
Willom Wilde--Actor, Playwrite, Head of Wilde's Vials, and fearful of all things cheesy
Califus Sarten--Mercenary for Hire
Bennigan Songsinger--Brooding bard. |
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