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Forums  > Roleplay  > Roleplay Forums  > Der songs of Guk     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: Der songs of Guk  Wings Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Der songs of Guk Posted: 05 Sep 2006 01:18 PM Mi has finly cumpost der last part of mi first Orc anthumb fer der cultooral edifikashun of der wurld. Dis a gud one and go out fer der lady ana who so luved mi singin wen wi was bashin togeffer in der cold place. Guk sory fer dat lady mi kno she wan Guk but guk [Censored by moderators, please remember the PG-13 guideline.] anyhoo dis my way of lessenin der blow of refoosal. ------------------------ DER BASHIN SONG _________________ Openin Vurs: Bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash Secund Vurs: Mi Bash mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... with an axe an mace and a great board sword mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... Mi Bash mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... with an axe an mace and a great board sword mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... Turd Vurs: Mi Bash mi bash mi lik to crush and smash ... with an axe in the neck and a kick to the face mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... Mi Bash mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... with an smash to the head to make you dead mi bash mi bash mi bash mi bash... Forf Vurs: Mi Bash mi smash mi lik to crush and crash… and den mi lik to eat ratatwoee coz dat mak Guk’s farts smell far less pooie mi bash mi smash mi crush an crash.. Last Vurs: Mi lik bashin mi lik bashin mi lik bashin and mi lik to bash… mi lik bashin mi lik bashin mi lik bashin and mi lik to basssshhhh _____________________________________________________________________________ mi share dis wiv wurld coz mi gud orc.. ifn ewe wan use der bi coopirite and small flea. Signed. X Transcribed on behalf of the great composer and luminous Bard 'Sir Guk Necksqeezer' by an itinerant scribe in the broken mask saloon. Love 'n' light Wings  Wings Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 15 Sep 2006 07:36 PM __________________ Dis song bout Guk. __________________ Wen I gots mi axe.. Buried in yer head Don’t go complainin Just because yer dead. Wen I gots mi axe.. Swingin froo der air Dont furget to duk Or Guk will part yer hair. Wen I gots mi axe And bashin I am doin Don’t let the blood Bothur what yer doin. Coz Guk aint no bad orc And he don’t eat elvy’s fer nuthin Less they been cheeky Den dey on a hidin to nuthin. Not many folks kno Dat Guk is a Bard But dey all kno fer certain Dat Guk is bloody Hard. __________________________________ Transcribed on behalf of the great composer and luminous Bard 'Sir Guk Necksqeezer' by an itinerant scribe in the broken mask saloon. Love 'n' light Wings  Liisi Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Total Posts: 173 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 19 Sep 2006 09:43 AM ((Hmm... for some reason, I immediately thought of "My humps" by Black Eyed Peas when I read the first song.)) IG character: Alis Rapidshill  Wings Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 19 Sep 2006 10:39 AM err who... i take it they are an american group? Love 'n' light Wings  Tigrelily Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Total Posts: 23 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 20 Sep 2006 09:17 AM ((Hmm... for some reason, I immediately thought of "My humps" by Black Eyed Peas when I read the first song.)) Unghh now that you mention it... when Guk rambles that to Tor next time I'm never gonna get that melody outta my head...thanks Liisi >__<  Wings Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 21 Sep 2006 04:33 PM who are the back eyed pea's Love 'n' light Wings  The Ranger Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Total Posts: 1489 Send PM   Re: Der songs of Guk Posted: 21 Sep 2006 05:49 PM Google it :P ELVES! Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > Roleplay  > Roleplay Forums  > Der songs of Guk