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*A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 28 Aug 2006 09:38 PM |
To whom it may concern,
My employer wishes to inform you that he so adores your little villa. So much so that he has entered in negotiations with the monks of Asashi with regards to purchasing it and the land on which it stands. Rest assured my employer will let you live there in complete peace and harmony. We do not wish to interrupt all your important discussions as im sure you wish to keep some of them secert. We shall keep you informed of the situation as details become available.
Best Wishes,
Terrance
Messanger for P&J Enterprises.
P.S.
Love the Sphinxes. |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 12:31 PM |
The gentle glow of the Villa's interior (which very few will actually ever see, as it is secret, special, etc., though not as secret and special as the basement of this amazing location) glows a bit brighter for a few seconds, as a small note is immolated by the quietly sacred fires of the hearth.
Then, all is as it was before. |
True solace is finding none, which is to say, it is everywhere.
-Gretel Ehrlich |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 07:57 PM |
((Ficcy might sell...do not be so hasty in your immolations.  )) |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:27 PM |
| (('Cause hey, screwing over the good guys at every possible opportunity is what happiness is all about!)) |
"I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:39 PM |
((Screwing over the bad guys is funner. They always act cunning, and then surprised when it happens.
-Barnas)) |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:56 PM |
| ((Just saying that if after having my character's home taken away, my friends all burned or killed in a war and everything else sacred in my life stripped away slowly piece by heart-breaking piece and then, to top it all off, my one little peaceful hide-away in the world is suddenly sold to criminals.... I think I'd just stop playing.)) |
"I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:58 PM |
((Well, we're not that mean...
-B)) |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 09:38 PM |
*looks at his achilles tendons and snorts*
Ya...good has it real bad. pfffft! |
ONWARD AND UPWARD! |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 30 Aug 2006 04:15 PM |
| (( I don't think any of this is as drastic as it appears and I found both Redman's letter and my own crass reply to be sufficiently amusing. However, if you expect a bunch of paladins to go running around like decapitated chickens each time they get a [forged? disingenuous?] piece of threatening junk mail left at their doorstep, then you need to go back to megalomaniacal villain acadcemy for a refresher course. The response you get is merited by the initial action put forth. Is this a real threat to the Fortress of Solitude? Then let's see more than a snarky note. *shrugs* )) |
True solace is finding none, which is to say, it is everywhere.
-Gretel Ehrlich |
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 30 Aug 2006 08:53 PM |
| ((you mean, someone actually lives there?)) |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: *A message left in the mailbox of the villa on Asashi Coast*
Posted: 31 Aug 2006 09:02 AM |
| ((X does! I mean he already invaded the place. I mean he got a key. Or well, something... :P)) |
Luther McIath: I see, so [X is] the right person in the wrong place with the wrong people at the wrong time.
[Fictrix] ... And can speak French, like both! Wait, I mean Elven. |
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