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Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 12 Jul 2006 12:07 PM |
Here is a cautionary tale by Larry Niven. I can't imagine why Bryan Singer didn't read this!
It's an older piece of work, but still very funny.
-Mykal |
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 12 Jul 2006 12:32 PM |
| The visuals! Millions and millions of airborn super-sperm! Ahhhhhh-hahahaha! |
"I've got a sword and it's a good one, but all the bleedin' thing can do is keep someone alive, listen. A song can keep someone immortal!" - Cohen the Barbarian |
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 12 Jul 2006 01:36 PM |
Thanks Mykal, really thanks mate, a day at the beach just ain't going to seem the same now, not only do we have Jaws in the water, we now have to watch out for giant sized super sperm trying to have it off with our beach toys... lovely.
*goes off to find out how much it will cost to have a swimming pool installed* |
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 12 Jul 2006 02:45 PM |
Hmm, i probably should have warned people that this article is somewhat graphic and to read at your own risk.
That is all.
-Mykal |
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 15 Jul 2006 09:19 AM |
| hmmm I dont think i can ever look at superman the same way again.... |
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 15 Jul 2006 11:53 AM |
Uhhhh.... OKAY!
There were some pretty big discrepancies, and it was VERY assumptive. I say we try it out to prove him wrong. |
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Re: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Posted: 15 Jul 2006 11:59 AM |
Uhhhh.... OKAY!
There were some pretty big discrepancies, and it was VERY assumptive. I say we try it out to prove him wrong.
Just remember that this was written in 1969, so alot of the assumptions about Superman are based on the Silver Age Superman. Most of that stuff, like the different colors of Kryptonite, was eliminated during the Crisis of Infinate Earths. I do remember the red kryptonite from the old Super Friends show, though.
Smallville, eat your heart out. |
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-Henry David Thoreau
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