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Feredriz's Story so Far as told by Feredriz
Posted: 03 Nov 2005 10:53 PM |
*takes a deep breath and begins to speak*
Okay! I was just out having fun and Old Bull caught me looking behind his locked door. I like fun, doors are fun, I like doors. So I look behind his door and Old Bull gets mad and calls me skallywag and I am not a skallywag I have fun skallywags dont, so i run from Old Bull and I run fast, i like running, running is fun, ohhh wait where was I? Ohhhhhh! Yes, yesyesyesyes running so I run from Old Bull and I go into the woods, and then Old Bull doesnt follow me and I hit my head and then i wake up and there is this book, but it was boring, not fun and this lady and she doesnt say anything to me, but THEN i see a whole bunch of DOORS! Oh boy Oh boy, and so I run around and look behind all the doors, they dont go no wheres, but i decide to walk through one and whamo! i am in an inn and it was fun too lots of doors, lots of shinnies, and i leave the Inn and go down and find my new best friend her name is Best Friend, and Best plays a game with me and I have to get ten thousand bags of sand and she gives me 8 whole gold and like fifty million shinnies and I am happy! Oh Joy! and then when i get the sands for Best i meet some MORE friends, they are named Also and Other and they are really good friends, maybe their names are Good Other and Good Also Friend i dont know i think everyone is related....but then i go and run around with my 8 gold and Mrs Mcgillywilly gives me some ale or win or brew or something and it hurts me head and i wake up the next day and i run outside and who do i see you ask? Best and Other! and that was fun and i met more friends Another and New Friend and we play this fun fun fun fun game where an APPLE get hit off my head but i fell down, but it was still fun, Other and Best had to go so i follow New around and we go to this Port and i run into Other again and then New says go say "Hi" so i do that and then New runs off and leaves me alone so maybe New isnt a very good friend so i think New's name is Bad New Friend.
*takes a deep breath and continues on with his story*
So i tell Other that we can have fun, but he has to sell stuff so i said "I will have fun for you and bring you shinnies" EVERYONE knows shinnies make people happy,. so i have fun and Other gets happy, so then i run into town and i talk to noblepeople and they are mean so I borrow some shinnies from them, but dont worry i give em strings and yarns and wood and other fun stuff so they are not mad when their shinnies are gone. then i found a door, did i mention i like doors, they are fun and i go inside and there is a LOCKED door and i unlocked it and there was a desk, a desk must have shinnies in it, and i touch the desk and it blow up and then i got m,y head hurt AGAIN and these nice old ladies were helping not hurt and so i am staying there for a little bit before i give Other the shinnies i got for him
*takes a bow and skips off singing a song* ~I like fun, Doors are fun, I like doors, I have friends, they are nice, Best likes sand, Other likes shinnies, I dont know what Also likes but he is still fun, Another grows toes, and New is bad!~ |
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