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Seasoned Adventurers Wanted..... Posted: 27 Jul 2005 07:10 PM |
~~~Posted all over the land of Vives~~~
Do you know the layout of the lands like no one else? Are you bold enough to lead a group to the unknown? Have you the salt to face pure terror eye to eye and perhaps lose more than your life? Do you scoff at danger? Do you know what scoff means?
If you were crazy enough to answer yes to any of these questions we have the job opportunity of a lifetime for you. Please enquire at P&J Wild Tour Shop. Ask for Nico. |
ONWARD AND UPWARD! |
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Re: Seasoned Adventurers Wanted..... Posted: 11 Feb 2006 09:05 PM |
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ONWARD AND UPWARD! |
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Re: Seasoned Adventurers Wanted..... Posted: 11 Feb 2006 10:07 PM |
Dana reads the notice with interest.
Forgetting for a moment she gets lost finding her way out of her room some days she nods and gives a rare smile.
Dana ees gud wees smaaasheenk seengs
Scoff? Woss ees scoff? Eees mean to eat seengs Dana seenks
*nods satisfied at her own cleverness*
Dana weel go on zees hunt.
*stomach grumbles loudly*
Dana ees hongry |
Nos laetus epulor is quisnam mos onero nos: Dana's family motto, if she had one
(Translation) We gladly feast on he who will oppress us |
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Re: Seasoned Adventurers Wanted..... Posted: 11 Feb 2006 10:09 PM |
*TRUMPETS SOUND*
ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!
P&J WILD TOURS IS PROUD TO ANNOUCE OUR NEW TOUR GUIDES!!! NONE OTHER THAN
THE ADVENTEROUS THREE!!!!!!!
Step right up and sign your life away people.....don’t miss this chance of your last life to tour with the world famous A3. Sign up today....spots are limited! Free apple and whitefish sandwiches to the first 100 signees! (Freshness not guaranteed)
Be onboard for the inaugural tour through the infamous Port Royal Sewers!!!! In search...of.....
THE RIVER SMITTEN!!!!
DONT DELAY....DIE TODAY!!!!
*disclaimer* Blahblahblahblahb blah blahblahblab...blah. |
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