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Forums  > Essential Information  > Events  > DM Event: Model No. 0000-3     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: DM Event: Model No. 0000-3  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   DM Event: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 02 Jun 2005 02:45 PM *Posts scattered about the Port and Buckshire, almost illegibly written in multicolored children's wax* Hiyas! Wez bin werkin reel 'ard ta git strumpfy enuff. We finks wez reddy ta look fer ar Bestest Most Shiniest Happiest Strumpfiest Frend an we need yer 'elp! Dem Skalies ar meen n ugly, an dey ar hidin 'im sumwair! Soz if'n you noz bout Model No. 0000-3, er you buys ar glasskies, er you smells like budderflies like da Missusses, er yer rilly rilly smart, come to Dokter Migcilikutteries soz you kin elp us save our Bestest Frend! Fanks! --Scoopers ((Please assemble your strumpfiness at Doctor McGillicutty's, Buckshire, 1700 hours EDT, Wednesday June 8th. Background info.)) [EDIT: Linked up the background info.] Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 07 Jun 2005 04:25 PM ((*bump* in case you missed it)) Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  DiabloStan Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Total Posts: 653 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 08 Jun 2005 02:07 AM (( I am truly, truly regretful that I won't be able to make it. I was going to show up unannounced, but as it turns out, I have to work. Stupid job, getting in the way of these sorts of things... )) - [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 09 Jun 2005 01:21 PM ((A big thank you to the characters who were involved in this quest: Scoopers, Roland, Amaryl, Meram and Cain. It was hilariously fun to run and I hope you all enjoyed it.)) The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 10 Jun 2005 06:01 PM ((Thank you to all that joined in the recovery of his best friend! Thanks Starry (and others) for making it possible. I can't wait to see what the future has to offer!)) Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  time4bed Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Total Posts: 320 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 10 Jun 2005 07:00 PM i dont believe it !! Scoopers got his bloody shovel. and i missed it !! *two of his main chrs. bang there heads against the nearest wall* There'll be some joyous hole digging , ditch clearing , and general rubbish shovelling for many a moon ...no doubt Davesometimeshovelhunter If you catch a butterfly. You can either keep it and watch it die. Or let it go and watch it fly away.  Sirac Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 2510 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 10 Jun 2005 07:06 PM Umm, dont think the fat lady has sung yet. So there may well be more to come! :0) Sirac 'The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.' - Richard Bach, Illusions.  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 10 Jun 2005 07:10 PM Certainly! To my understanding, the fat lady is trying to hold herself together after a week long bender of hostess cakes and grain alcohol. You can bet it'll be a while before she sings, let alone stands. I'm not sure I even want to know what comes after that. Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  time4bed Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Total Posts: 320 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 10 Jun 2005 07:24 PM *Takes hold of the fat ladies chubbie wrist and tries to drag her to her feet , to no avail* *turns and smiles to the others* If you catch a butterfly. You can either keep it and watch it die. Or let it go and watch it fly away.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 17 Jul 2005 08:41 PM In a twisting and dark labyrinth. Somewhere. A terrible sound reverberated from the walls, a bloodcurdling and horrific sound, a sound so terrible that it could freeze the blood in one's veins and cause one to abruptly keel over dead. The sound... the sound of many organised sheep... bleating. "He killed the Rex!" cried out a black sheep, standing atop a high stone platform. As one, the assembled crowd let out a bleat of rage. "He took the prized artifact and burnt the holy book!" the sheep continued. The bleats became deafening. "For killing my father, who was on the verge of becoming The Ultimate Loveable Sheep, he will pay!" the black sheep went on, and the unintelligible bleats became a chant that would have made an army of Righteous Swords proud. "Death to the murderer!" "Death to the one who would keep us from transcendence!" "My name is Inigo Montoya..." the sheep paused and looked down at his script, then glared balefully at the crowd. "Oi! Which of you jokers changed my speech?" The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 20 Jul 2005 08:26 AM Part II: Sick Sheep and Strumpfy Shovels Day: Friday 22 Jul 05 Time: 1700 EDT Place: Brandibuck Vale Classes: all Levels: all Alignments: all Prior participation: none required Other prerequisites: please leave your sanity behind, it is not required and will in fact be detrimental ((Tell me if that isn't convenient for some of you and I will reschedule)) The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   *Posted in Buckshire* Posted: 21 Jul 2005 12:20 AM *scribbled nigh-incoherently in multicolored children's wax* Hiyas! If'n innybuddy kin 'elp us, we need yer 'elp! Da Bludwood is drinkin blud! We hurd it breevin an thumpin, an it wuz hungry! It tried ta eat us an Model No. 0000-3, an da orlbears and da ettins! Dey felled an da ground sucked em dry! We kin speshularially use da elp a Mister Balfer an Mister Black, an Model No. 0000-3 sed it prolly be good ta git sumbudy nice dat smells a budderflies. Soz meet us in Brandybuck afore da Bludwood gits too hungry! --Scoopers! ((In reference to the event planned by Starry Ice above. Or maybe not. Leave your sanity behind.)) Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: *Posted in Buckshire* Posted: 22 Jul 2005 01:25 AM ((OOC, just so Players don't get confused, this is separate from Blood and Nightmares. But your characters don't know that, ahahahahaha.)) The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: *Posted in Buckshire* Posted: 22 Jul 2005 11:30 AM ((OK, what's EDT? Conn asked me, and I'm confused as well. Is that supposed to be Eastern Time?))  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: *Posted in Buckshire* Posted: 22 Jul 2005 11:36 AM Eastern Daylight Time, as opposed to Eastern Standard Time. -Barnas  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   Re: *Posted in Buckshire* Posted: 22 Jul 2005 04:55 PM 10 minutes to all the sanity-deprived, right after reset. Be there, or suffer the wrath of wool!! Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 22 Jul 2005 09:27 PM Part III: Wild Wizardry Day: Wednesday 27 Jul 05 Time [EDT]: 1730 for 1800 kick-off Time [CST]: 1630 for 1700 Classes: all Levels: all Alignments: all Races: all Prior participation: none required Other prerequisites: sheep need not apply The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 27 Jul 2005 03:48 PM Ahem. And if you can't make it to Brandibuck, I'll see what I can arrange. Send a tell IG by typing: /tp "starryice" ((I'd like to join the crazy event)) or something like that. The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  DiabloStan Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Total Posts: 653 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 27 Jul 2005 07:53 PM Really wish I had been able to attend the full meeting but duty always seems to call at inappropriate times. Too bad really, since this is some of my favorite storyline EVER. - [Rob], Balthor, Jake, and Thomas.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 28 Jul 2005 07:52 AM Part IV: Strumpfiness Day: Monday 1 Aug 05 Time [EDT]: 1730 for 1800 kick-off Time [CST]: 1630 for 1700 Place: Brandibuck Apothecary Classes: all Levels: all Alignments: all Races: all Prior participation: none required Other prerequisites: if you're sane, go away or be prepared to become insane Other: Details at NWConnections (It is NOT necessary to apply or confirm attendance via NWConnections, I only put this link here for those who have accounts, as it will do an automatic time conversion for you and save you some hassle) The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  Vindicta Meus Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Total Posts: 121 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 01 Aug 2005 05:16 PM At the urgings of his trusted shovel, Scoopers awakens from the ground of Ender's Tent and runs hurriedly to Brandibuck. Do not ask of them questions. You will receive three answers, all of which are true and horrifying to know.  Starry Ice Joined: 22 May 2005 Total Posts: 260 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 01 Aug 2005 11:57 PM Thus ends the saga of the strumpfy shovel (though most of you decided to run away and chase imaginary dogs, little realising the DM was busy presiding over a dramatic shovel-polishing event). Hope you all had fun, ’cause I certainly did. And once again, so people don’t get confused, this has nothing to do with Blood and Nightmares. It was always about Scoopers and 0000-3, nothing more. *Sits back and waits to hear tales of the exploits of “Numbah Free”* The subculture of my dreams Is waiting for me to fall asleep. I know you're scared—you should be. I know you're scared.  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: Model No. 0000-3 Posted: 02 Aug 2005 01:53 AM Woo hoo! Just to say, I wanted scoopers to have his shovel since he first wrote about it. I am glad that Starry Ice has made it come to pass. With Scooper and his trusty shovel Model 0000-3 reunited, there shall be no problem they cannot dig their way out of. - Paul Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu. Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > Essential Information  > Events  > DM Event: Model No. 0000-3