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Forums  > Roleplay  > Roleplay Forums  > Poem: My First Time (by Punchinello)     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: Poem: My First Time (by Punchinello)  Noggin Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Poem: My First Time (by Punchinello) Posted: 30 Jul 2003 02:48 PM As you walk into a tavern, you hear an entertainer reciting a poem titled "My First Time" ... The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... -- Punchinello Longfello -- singer and poet ooc- plagiarized poem (unknown author) used for RP purposes. . Punchinello Longfello . Picasso Picante .  Aria Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Total Posts: 1035 Send PM   Re: Punchinello Poem: My First Time Posted: 30 Jul 2003 03:28 PM *coughs in horrendous spurts* Aria So talented, so troubled.  Landru Joined: 28 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 740 Send PM   Re: Punchinello Poem: My First Time Posted: 30 Jul 2003 03:47 PM Dat's a gud poem mister! Lissen, I'm lookin fer some entertainment fer de grand openin of my inn, de Broken Mask. If yer interested, stop by an we'll talk about it. Ya kin find de Broken Mask in Port Royale, sorta across de way from Mrs. Miggin's Pie shoppe. Jus look fer Baldrick, 'e stands near de door. Question Authority!  Noggin Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 51 Send PM   Re: Punchinello Poem: My First Time Posted: 30 Jul 2003 04:47 PM Greetings good sir! *bows* Your interest in the performing arts is appreciated. And that proposition of yours does sound like a dandy one. *smiles* I'll drop by tonight or tomorrow night to discuss possible arrangements and compensation. *grins* . Punchinello Longfello . Picasso Picante .  Fenarisk Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 823 Send PM   Re: Punchinello Poem: My First Time Posted: 30 Jul 2003 08:45 PM ((OOC)) BWAAHHAHHA 1,000 Roleplaying experienece points for that one!!! Most excellent!!! ~Fenarisk  Ch'ang Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Total Posts: 492 Send PM   Re: Punchinello Poem: My First Time Posted: 01 Aug 2003 11:07 AM No way... =) nice poem bad isnt yours but keep going with the nice RP =). You'll get nice rewards for it *LOOKS at Fen post..* Why search around when the answer is within you...? Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > Roleplay  > Roleplay Forums  > Poem: My First Time (by Punchinello)