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Crash and Burn!
Posted: 29 Apr 2004 02:31 PM |
A new thread, to record for future posterity, those glorious deaths that bring characters to new heights of splatter.
Evarmier Qu'Estrial: -57, for being on the loosing side of a philosophical discussion with Vestlat |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 29 Apr 2004 02:38 PM |
| I got to -72 once, courtesy of s certain big blue dragon... ;) |
Question Authority! |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 29 Apr 2004 02:45 PM |
Fri'el went to -80, courtesy of Sylvan as Calandra saying "I don't think it's trapped..."
"Ok". Famous last words.
-Barnas |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 01 Jun 2004 11:14 PM |
| Pickston: -175 for acting as an archers target. He's da man! |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 01 Jun 2004 11:16 PM |
| Jessup; -212 for trying to eat the Hellfire Wyrm...............while it was still alive. |
ONWARD AND UPWARD! |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 02 Jun 2004 10:39 AM |
"Jessup; -212 for trying to eat the Hellfire Wyrm...............while it was still alive."
It's got a Brother :P |
Vives Screenshots!
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 13 Sep 2004 01:07 PM |
| -117 to Bronwyn for getting blown away by the Seth Air Elemental Guardian. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 13 Sep 2004 07:54 PM |
| no pun intended? *laughs* |
Trishy
Macha Sparrowsong - Song is my life
Coretta Alandar - Cleric of Midoran
Dekla Debena - whatever
Not all people who wander are lost.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 15 Sep 2004 02:25 AM |
Shard Aerinmane
-91 hp.
Atalan archery target. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 15 Sep 2004 06:50 AM |
Vandle: -987 Cut himself shaving.
[Moderators Note: Vandle is probably lying. He like the attention] |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 07:12 AM |
Wow. Glad someone else saw that. :3
Shard was a pincushion, apparently.
[Moderators Note: We see all, know all. This thread serves to warn others of the dangers of Vives and travelling around with a bunch of high level maniacs] |
Shard Aerinmane - Spellsword
Avion Bladesaint - Pugilist
Vincent Lawful - Adventurer
"One Color ~ Countless Shades" |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 07:18 AM |
Shard wasn't trying hard enough. See above for Pickstons entry. It happened against the same archers in the same area.
- Paul |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 07:28 AM |
| Trying hard enough to stay out of the way? I couldn't agree more. |
Shard Aerinmane - Spellsword
Avion Bladesaint - Pugilist
Vincent Lawful - Adventurer
"One Color ~ Countless Shades" |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 09:08 AM |
| Wow. Perin can't hope to compete with this stuff. The Dirtnap League is just out of my league, I guess. |
Perin - Underage, Overthinking Druid
Farrah Centarius - I've gotta chip on me shoulder
Chandra - Desert Woman
"An easy life doesn't teach us anything. In the end it's the learning that matters: what we've learned and how we've grown." - Richard Bach |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 03:05 PM |
Jand - 112ish after waking the oldest Dragon in vives
[Moderators note: that's "after becoming an early morning snack and getting pooped out the back end"] |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 07:13 PM |
Bunt: -11 Rabid Moon Rat
[Moderators note: We like to dress up in drag and sing Barry Manilow songs while dancing the Macarana.] |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 11:14 PM |
Moderators Note:
Any attempt by such blatent posers as Vandle to put down such silly, insignificant deaths will be death with severly.
Vandle:Bunt, you have been found guilty of trivialities. report to the great plains immediately for execution of your sentence; death by atalan archers and hellfirewyms. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 17 Sep 2004 11:15 PM |
*cries* But! But! NOOOOooooo....
*begins to walk towards the plains with his head hanging in shame* |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 19 Sep 2004 07:06 AM |
[Moderators note: We like to dress up in drag and sing Barry Manilow songs while dancing the Macarana.]
Thats just wrong wrong wrong *rocks in a corner saying "must find my happy place"
If you knew what Carlton and I had been through at the hands of Barry Manilow (no I dont mean in a Michael Jackson, pending law suit kinda way), you would know how utterly bone chilling that was to read.
Imagine staying with someone who makes you eat in a room with Barry Manilow memoribilia covering the wall, a hand sewen table cloth with Barry manilow lyrics and an 8 foot poster of his head (as if his nose isnt big enough already) staring over you!!!
*cringes and shudders violently*
You people are just wrong!!! |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 19 Sep 2004 09:06 AM |
| Don't blame me! Blame the moderators! *shakes fist* |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 19 Sep 2004 10:00 AM |
[Moderators Note: editing our notes and leaving message more evil and depraved gets kudos, and 20 lashes of jealousy out on the Great Plains...
Vandle, repport immediately for sentencing.] |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 20 Oct 2004 09:33 PM |
Pickston does it again...
Bravely leading his tour into the darkest reaches of the unknown.
-178 hp for the privilege of being first on the list of the atalan adjucators target list. His 399th to date.
stupendous! such style and grace does that halfling explode into little bitty gory pieces.
- Paul
PS: a shame, a shame...his 400ths was a sad little event; in one flash of an instant, his magical protective wards rent from his body, followed quickly by a failed save on a measly death spell. How Ignoble and Unmentionable.
Here's to hoping that your 500th is something to sing praises praises about, with your entire tour group dead at your feet as a sacrifice to THE only true God of the Death |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 21 Oct 2004 03:58 AM |
Thats just wrong wrong wrong *rocks in a corner saying "must find my happy place"
If you knew what Carlton and I had been through at the hands of Barry Manilow (no I dont mean in a Michael Jackson, pending law suit kinda way), you would know how utterly bone chilling that was to read.
Imagine staying with someone who makes you eat in a room with Barry Manilow memoribilia covering the wall, a hand sewen table cloth with Barry manilow lyrics and an 8 foot poster of his head (as if his nose isnt big enough already) staring over you!!!
*cringes and shudders violently*
You people are just wrong!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! NO NO NO MAKE IT GO AWAY *runs off screaming* |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 21 Oct 2004 12:12 PM |
| How on Vives can you die with a -178 hp death. Unless of course its a Critical Hit from the Nose of Manilow. |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Crash and Burn!
Posted: 21 Oct 2004 01:22 PM |
| I actually thought it was a Dread Linnorm? :) |
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