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Kitty's Story
Posted: 27 Sep 2004 05:14 PM |
Kitty’s Starting story
A baby lay in the street, protected by a think shroud: which was wrapped around its tiny body. The moon was out, the sun long ago fleeing the sky above Port Royale, the streets empty of life. Not many would brave walking around this part of town when the darkness had flooded it. And so the baby still lay in its blanket, alone outside a now silent tavern. That was until two dark shapes crept out of the alley that ran beside it, moving quickly, silently, stopping abruptly as they came to the child. The baby started crying, its noise sounding like the loudest thing you could ever have heard in the total stillness of the night. One of the figures tilted its head to the side in a curious look, it’s gaze focused on the crying child perched on top of the trashcan, Looking then to the other figure, who shrugged in response.
The baby looked up at the night sky, she had stopped crying now, feeling warmer wrapped in the arms of the dark figure. Through the near pitch-black streets of the port city they travelled, the paths and alleys lighted only dimly be the few remaining touches left burning in the windows of the houses that they now crept past.
~ 16 years later ~
Kitty, or Kit as her friends called her, was now sixteen. She had been a long-time serving in the Night masks, ever since she was of age to be able to rob the many rich houses located in Port Royale. She was raised in an orphanage, given to them by a couple of thieves who had found her outside a tavern, abandoned. The truth of the matter was that the Night masks were a very organized group of rogues and assassins, so what would they want with a sixteen year old little orphan girl then? Well, she was owned, as were many other children, by a disgusting fat man named Obb. The children were used to pickpocket and rob the wealthy in Port Royale. Obb walked around pretending to be the big Night mask man, but he was, as Kitty and her best friend Newt had found out, just a contact of theirs. But the children had their uses to the Night Masks, and so they were sent out on spying missions for them, as well as their usual burglary assignments from Obb.
Kitty’s life changed one day when Newt and her had been given a quite simple job of robbing a house up in the far northern part of the city. T’was an easy job which they had been assigned, Kitty would break in through the back door and Newt would sneak in, avoiding the traps and alarms that would most probably be set, the owner being away for sometime. It would have all worked out fine had it not been for the guardian beholder that was flying through the house, guarding the mansion owners stuff with it’s death magic and all other kinds of nasty spells.
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‘So you see sir’ Newt said, her voice quivering in fear as she finished the story of their escape from the mansion empty-handed. Kitty stood a little to the side of her best friend, looking at Newt with sympathy for what she knew now would happen to her. She was in trouble for sure, though Newt was smaller and younger, she had been in charge of the mission given to the two of them, and so the rules state she would be the one punished.
‘You failed for the third time in a week now you little whelp!’ Obb screamed at Newt. T’was true the two were having a bad week, but she didn’t believe a guardian beholder was really their fault, more like the fault of the informant. Though she knew that Newt was going to be the one that paid for some other idiot’s mistake.
‘Time for another whipping!’ Obb grinned, taking a large black whip out of the draw next to him. Kit knew what it was like to be whipped, having had It plenty of times over the years, her first time being at the tender age of nine. Obb showed no Mercy in his pain giving.
‘But it wasn’t her fault! Just listen to me!’ Kit suddenly in a moment of rage exploded with this comment.
‘What did you just say?’ The fat man’s eyes widened in disbelief at what he had just heard.
‘Look!’ Kit taking a few steps back against the wall nervously as Obb walked slowly towards her, whip in hand.
‘There was a beholder guardian there… We had no chance Sir Obb we had to run… It wasn’t Newt’s fault, I swear.’ Her voice quivering as the big man, his eyes still wide walked towards her.
‘You will pay for speaking when not spoken to little girl!’ He shouted, spitting as he spoke, reaching out a huge hand to grab hold of Kitty.
'We didn’t do anything wrong!!!’ Kit felt a sudden moment of pure hatred, anger and rage. All her life she had done what others had told her. Living poor, wearing the same stinky clothes day in day out. But not anymore, she was fed up of seeing her friends beaten, and being hurt herself. She flung forwards, her little self against the huge fat man that Obb was. A look of total shock spread on his face as the little girl whacked straight against his chest. He lost his footing, he felt himself falling backwards, and then… Nothing, Obb felt nothing, for his head smashed against the foot of the stone fireplace that warmed the cold air of the slummy building up. He didn’t move. And neither did Newt or Kit, they just stared straight at the motionless shape sprawled across the floor. But someone did. Timmy Tat slowly walked out of the shadows, mouth wide open.
‘Your so in trouble now Kit, so, so in trouble,’ Timmy said still looking down at the lifeless corpse of his former owner.
‘Timmy! Just listen! Please,’ Newt begged the young freckled boy. But at that Timmy darted from the room, Shouting in a shrill voice.
‘Kitty murdered Obb! Kitty murdered Obb!’
‘You have to run Kit, take care of yourself, find a nice elf to take care of you like lady Aquinas, someone who will look after…. After you,’ at that Newt started sobbing, falling into Kit’s open arms, the two friends hugging each other tightly.
‘I will come back and see you dear sister,’ Kitty said, her eyes glazed over with tears.
‘You better’ Newt forced a smile past her sadness.
‘You still have your necklace?’ At that Newt reached under her top and pulled out a piece of string that had beads, stones, and gems attached to it.
‘Sure do sis’ Kitty pulling hers out as well.
‘Well as long as we both wear these we will be friends.’ Kit said, hugging the closest thing to a sister she had ever had, then quickly climbing out of the window as quick footsteps sounded on the stairs.
OOC... Haven't even started yet, just thought I would make a starting character story out so I had more of an idea what she would be like. Any problems with it please comment, I have read the players handbook and tried to not contradict anything Im it, so any feedback is VERY welcome. See you soon |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 28 Sep 2004 10:21 AM |
| Nicely written. Look forward to more and meeting this char IG. :) |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 03 Oct 2004 08:11 PM |
OOC. Kitty cannot read or write, her journal is a series of quick drawings and miss-spelt words that tell her days events and feelings towards certain things that have happened. Because it is impossible for me to draw these things here, they are translated into simple text to show what she is trying to say, hence the bad grammar and spelling.
~30th September 2004~
Today!! Kitty find a new friend (not one to replace my Newt, but one to help me while we are apart) He say lots of interesting things and help me to save poisoned Kitty named Harry’s life. A month gone now since I ran from Port Royale, sad but staying strong like Newt told me to, holding my necklace to remind me of my friend and sister. I wage she is having trouble doing her jobs now she hasn’t got anyone to pick them locks. Well, maybe they give her another someone to pick them, who knows?
PART ONE
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
KOBOLDS… Bunt tell me that kobolds are the best! But black-cloaked man, called, erm… Can’t remember now. Anyway, black-cloaked man told me not to believe everything I hear, so I tried not to believe the cloaked man. But then I got confused because he was the one who told me that you shouldn’t believe everything you hear, so why would he tell me that if I shouldn’t believe what he said to me, then why tell me it? …What is a kobold anyway?
KITTY-KILLERS… Yep Kitty killers! Me and Bunt saved a sick kitty called Harry from a nasty plant, plant that makes Kitties sick but not Kitty, plant where lots of cats go to eat food so it easy for Kitties to mistake it for tasty bird plant and not the kitty murderer that it is. P.S Note to myself. Go chop nasty plant down with new sword I going to get, as old sword would probably break and then Kitty wouldn’t have any defence against nasty walking Kitty killers.
VANISHING SUN… Wow! When I got to that nice tavern place where all the posh and interesting people hang out, what did I see? Magic-users, yes seen some before but this one did something to upset people. He muttered some words and then the sun vanished, yep the sun vanished. Strange I was walking around blinded, shouting, “where is the sun! Where is the sun!” When a lady whispered to me, “It’s still there” So I ran around looking for it and what did I find? Yep you guessed right, I found the sun. The sun had only vanished from a little part of the world, a kind of like a circle of darkness. Very clever says Kitty about magic-users. Wonder if he could bring the sun to places where there be no light, Hmm, something to think on.
KITTY-EATERS… Yep! Seems like I am very lucky, well the kitty was. Found some scary ruins with some overgrown goblins there, real nasty looking ones! Thank the big people in the sky that they did not see me; I sneaked around them and carefully made my way deeper until I reached a lone kitty that I followed to make sure it didn’t get eaten by them horrid tall goblins. So today I saved two kitties, though I’m not quite sure that this kitty I talk about now didn’t save me.
BUNT… Bunt! Really Funny and clever is Bunt. He help me with sick kitty named Harry, who was cured after him and me find nasty kitty-killer plant of death near where all the cute fluff-balls play and feast on birds. Think I said already, Bunt say Kobolds are the best, not sure why though. What is a kobold?
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Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 04 Oct 2004 03:05 AM |
((hate to clog up your thread, but this was/is HI-FAAKIN-LARIOUS )) |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 04 Oct 2004 03:28 AM |
(( *applauds* this is great! Keep it coming ))
Solitaire |
- Solitaire, Wizard
- Ilyana Fiirhaart, High Priestess of Naruth |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 04 Oct 2004 03:54 AM |
| (( Good stuff. Hope to see this one in game soon.)) |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 04 Oct 2004 08:34 AM |
| ((WOOHOO! Great stuff, although I may be biased:) )) |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 05 Oct 2004 03:37 AM |
I absolutely love characters like this because you know when your read their diaries your just going to end up laughing with tears.
Thanks DL. Please please keep it coming. And I desperately hope I meet you IG. |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 06 Oct 2004 02:39 PM |
OOC. Very glad you liked the first part, and am very happy that it was read. I read all the posts I can in this section, love the stories hope to read a lot more. Wasn't sure if Kitty was going to be too silly for this server, but most people I have met have laughed at her, so I will take that as a good sign.
~6th October 2004~
Hi again! Kitty here, which you should maybe all ready know as you are reading a my journal with a big picture of a Kitty on the front, but then maybe this be a long time when Kitty is not around anymore and so you do not know that some people are called Kitty and so…((carries on for a lot longer, making little no sense at all))
PART TWO
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
RAT MAN… Eikk! Just writing it makes me shiver again. Was out looking for that Mayor man, had to give him that note from the lady who is going to be chucked out her home. Found out that Mayor man has a drink problem, which I suppose means that he may of drunk too much water and then maybe he fell in the river and fell to the bottom and that’s why no one can find him. WOHOO! You are so clever sometimes Kitty. Well anyway, Kitty hears lot of loud noises and runs to see a filthy horrid diseased overstuffed wart filled twonk that looked like a rat man attacking a nice blond haired handsome charming valiant heroic god of a guard. Kitty of course goes to help, not much help I was, but Kitty has a way of distracting Things with her ‘’flash of the sock technique’ which is when you flash your socks at the enemy, they get distracted by them and then the handsome man next to you chops their head off, WOSS WOPP WANG! We won, end of story WOHOO!
PRETTY NAMES… Some names that me Kitty (that’s me by the way, Kitty) think are real pretty and wants to write them down so if the people that own them die their pretty names will be remembered. Here we go…. Shalee, an elven name. Eliana, we don’t know if it’s Elven, but Kitty and Eli think it is that or something close. Urebril, didn’t get to ask, though I think Elven. There were more, but silly Kitty has forgot them, expect update on pretty names soon. Me think though the conclusion of this is that Elven names are very pretty.
RESCUING PRETTY THINGS… Met a confusing man named Arcane. He tells me that what I used to do by rescuing pretty things from dark boring pointless houses was wrong. Also told me that I committed a crime when I killed Obb, but says I did a good think which ended in a bad thing and so I should be punished… Erm, I didn’t really understand a word he was on about but I thought I would keep him amused by listening to him. But in the end he told me for my crime, which I’m not too sure what it was. That I, Kitty, from now on till forever and ever should never rescue anymore pretty magic things from peoples houses. Kitty sad about this, very sad, because Night Masks used to tell Obb, who then told Kitty, that pretty things want to be saved from dark boring houses. Once again a confused Kitty…
TALL GOBLINS… Kitty find out what overgrown goblins are. Hobgoblins! See clever Kitty does it again! She finds this ‘very important information out’ when Kitty, Strange mad man (but nice) named Arcane, and lovely Eliana, who we think has a elven name but we are not quite sure, go into them ruins where I rescued gorgeous black kitty last week and Arcane go running up to two of them and chop their stinky heads off. WOHOO! Says Kitty, thinks now Hobgoblins are dead, so maybe I should write this so they don’t get lost or something else no one will remember them.
NICE PEOPLE… Kitty did find many nice people today, thinks she has mentioned them all ready but wanted to say they are nice again. Really like Shalee and Eliana, both very posh and lovely. Kitty wants to be just like them both when she grows up, well not like both of them else I would have to split myself in half and then there would be two kitty’s, and then maybe Arcane would have a bigger head ache, as he seemed to have quite a big one talking to me for an hour, not sure why, think he needs some help, but he told me I need help… Kitty once again and again, confused… |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 11 Oct 2004 08:13 AM |
~7th September 2004~
Met a handsome man named Jonny, who is also husband of lovely Shalee (or boyfriend, can’t remember). Well anyway, Kitty was most pleased not just because he was a nice man who was married to a nice lady like Shalee, but because Jonny is from Port Royale and knows lots of people there and so is going to try and help me by using his contacts in the Port to try and make Kitty free again so she can go back to the place where all her friends are. WOHOO! Well he did say he could but try, but ‘tis makes me (that’s Kitty by the way) happy again.
~11th September 2004~
Seen some really nice places today Kitty has, gone all the way to Midor, which reminds me a bit of the Port. Seen the desert and the snow place, lost friends to death, been hit over the head and left alone; waking up in a strange building with no idea how I got there. Killed things for the first time since the accident murder of Obb, but only killed nasty things that try and hurt pretty people. Kitty done so much she needs to sleep for weeks she does, me write a bit and then go to sleepy sleeps in lovely Buckshire, glad to be back I am…
PART THREE
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)~
THE RING (S)… Ok here it goes; Kitty does not understand what is going on around this place, how can so many pretty people not be married? Do I understand, no sure don’t. Well Kitty does have one idea, and although I am a little stupid I (I’m Kitty by the way) I have worked out what I ‘think’ the reason for it is… Yep, you have to wait for it… Just a little longer… Ok here it comes… Kitty has worked out that there be a BIG lack of rings in the land, so no pretty people can get married, well that’s except Jonny and Shalee who must have been very happy with a capital H to find a ring, because no one else seems to be able to. Everyone try and make Kitty happy by telling her that there isn’t a shortage of rings in the land, but I not as stupid as all think, Kitty knows when they are trying to hide something. What to do about this, I got it! Learn how to make rings. Done it again!!!! So smart sometimes.
FUNGUS (fengus)… Kitty can’t remember if his name was Fungus or Fengus, or if we decided that he be called Fungus the Fengus, or even Fengus the Fungus. Hmm, Well Forgot I have but what I wanted to say was this person (Kitty think he was a dwarf actually) was very funny, he keep saying silly words that made Kitty laugh and everyone else kept telling him to watch his mouth. Kitty giggled at this because she can’t work out why they wanted him to watch his mouth, would be very hard to do so anyway. But anyway Fungus didn’t watch his mouth (which would have been real hard with his facial hair covering most of it) He carried on and made Kitty laugh so hard. I kept hearing Fungus talking to Bennigan about the length of my shirt and that you could see my chest with its low-cut top. Hmm, Kitty maybe thinks that they didn’t like it, maybe it be too short, showing me legs off. (That’s Kitty’s legs by the way)
SHORT DRESSES… Yes I know Kitty mentioned this above, but I ‘ave a little more I need to say on this. Short skirts make me feel good they do, show off me socks and legs and make me run much faster, so I don’t trip over a long skirt all day when I am trying to run away from nasty Tall-goblins or nasty floating weapon things. See I think short skirts saved Kitty’s life a few times but I can’t help but think that maybe people look at me and be a bit annoyed, as their eyes always go wide. This tends to happen only with a few men; maybe they just like women to have real long skirts, who knows?
SNOW ORCS… This part is not so fun, so be ready to be very sad like Kitty was and still is. Me (Kitty) Melina (such a pretty name makes me sad thinking that it was lost) Bennigan and Laure, oh and Lianneth who get lost, hope she is ok she be real pretty. We all went to frozen place with lots of snow and then all went wrong. Laure was upset about the death of some wolves we killed (whoops) I only shot them when I had no choice or when my friends were in danger. But that was all sorted out later, the problem was when we get attacked by what Laure called, Snow orcs. Big nasty-things attacked and big battle was fought, but Melina and Bennigan were cut down. I cried so much because I couldn’t get to them to help, and Laure and me had to retreat. But we came back and for a few minutes Kitty thought everything would be ok, Laure grabbed hold of Ben, I grabbed Mel, with the help of Laure who did a magic trick on me to make me strong like a big-man. We then carried them to where Laure tell us that there be a chance we can bring their souls back. Kitty get very happy, but then some scruffy men attack us as we come out of a cave and hit me over the head and shot poor Laure. Laure managed to run away I think with Bennigan, but I fell down with Melina all my vision going black. I woke up in some strange city I did called Midor, alone with a bruised head.
SCORPION-KING… Wahoo! Although Kitty still sad about the nice two married people dying and hopes that Laure and Lianneth are ok (but remember Kitty still thinks that maybe Ben and Mel got saved, lets hope so aye) She met nice people in Midor. Midor was a strange place, Kitty got lost so much but ended up spending a couple of days there, as there were some nice pretty things in peoples houses that needed rescuing. Yes I know I told Arcane I wouldn’t do that, but I had no money to get myself back to pretty Buckshire, sure he would understand. But what I was going to say was that Kitty (that’s me), Jada, who was a lovely pretty small person, she been told by her mother that she wasn’t a halfling just a small person, and Kitty agrees, mothers always right. Oh and a real real real pretty and nice and lovely lady called Bronwyn. Bronwyn lead us in an adventure to kill a scorpion-king for a man with lots of wives, wasn’t sure you could have lots of wives but Bron tell me that there be no law in the desert where we were so it didn’t matter. We killed him, Kitty, Jada, and the lovely Bronwyn; we do really well and got BIG! With a capital B reward. Scorpion people without a king for the moment and Ender (guy with lots of wives) can get his caravans through, so all great! Kitty say a sad goodbye to Bronwyn and Jada when she gets to Buckshire, they both help her so well that Kitty loves them to bits.
CALIA… Calia, nice lady elf that I met on the way back with Bronwyn and Jada, says that no one will marry her because she is too scary, and lady Bronwyn agree and they laugh. Kitty a bit confused, she showed me what she could do with some pretty killer men lights though and said if men annoy her she could kill them. Eikk! That maybe why they don’t want to marry her, poor lady Calia. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 12 Oct 2004 06:31 AM |
Awwwwww bless you child, hee hee laughed so much
Thank you, cant wait for more. |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 12 Oct 2004 08:34 PM |
~11th September 2004~
A big day for Kitty! For the first time since I ‘’accidentally’’ killed Mr Obb, I have returned to the Port. It was a pleasant but very nervous experience and I couldn’t have done it without the help of (still unmarried) Calia. Went to see best friend Newt, who is doing fine. It was a quick visit but we caught up as best as we could and I promised to return shortly. She has a new partner in her rescue missions now, a boy hehe. Newt say that he be no where near as quick at lock-picking as me, but she said that he was quite cute, so she didn’t mind as much as she should…Silly Newt.
~12th September 2004~
Kitty’s soul went for walkeys todays it did. Lost thing I remember about it was master Valarian and sir Trent having a bit of an argument and then big thing hit me on the back of the head down in some dark place. Kitty fell down and all blackness come to me, not great fun woke up in a nun place and donated some gold for their kindness. At least Kitty alive to see another day! Wohoo!!!!
PART FOUR
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
HANDSOME MEN… Well this is a nice little story of rescue and handsome men. Kitty decided to try and practise her sneaky ability on some very important looking handsome men. They were having a very important big people talk about the mayor and where he was, so Kitty thought she would go and see if they needed Kitty-help. The handsome men were master Gene, master Arasus, and master Gasher, all very powerful looking big handsome people they were. Well Kitty talks to them and then lady miss Calia come, but we didn’t know it be pretty miss Calia as she was dressed as some big armoured golem thing. Well lady Calia managed to scare Kitty and all the other men, well apart from master Gasher who had to leave, Kitty thought maybe she had given him a headache but master Gene told me that I didn’t (stop it Kitty you are getting side-tracky) Well we work out it’s lady Calia and then we all go on big important mission with little miss Pergy and Mr.Trent who tell us that a man has been killed and we need to go to rescue him. Well me not go on about it too much, but me (that’s kitty by the way) and all the posh pretty and handsome people go and rescue a ‘’Really’’ handsome man with a capital H from some nasty dark ruins with ugly killer chickens of death. His name was Valarian, lord Valarian Kitty thinks.
UGLY KILLER CHICKENS OF DEATH… Yep you right, me tell you a bit about the ugly killer chickens of death. Well little miss Pergy help me work out their name, as Kitty just called them killer chickens of death, but then Pergy say they be real ugly which Kitty has to agree with and so we named them that. Can’t really tell you too much about them, just maybe that they live In them dark ruins that we rescue lord Valarian from, so be careful in dark places because you never know when you will get pecked on the legs or feet by the nasty ugly killer chickens of death.
LORD VALARIAN… Yep Kitty just going to write down that Lord Valarian was really handsome and she was glad to rescue him from the evil chickens. Not much else apart from that Kitty meets him again in a bar in the Port when lady Calia help me return there to visit Newt. He was real kind to me, and told me that I wasn’t stupid, which made Kitty real happy!!! With a capital H! H! H! He tells me that he be just a swashy-bucklery. But, I think he is more than that from looking into his eyes and seeing that he be real important.
HELL… After we rescue Lord Valarian, who for some reason all the time when I keep calling him lord and sir Valarian corrects the way I say Valarian by saying ‘Valarian’. People are more nutty than Kitty round here I tell you. Anyway, miss Calia takes us all to the desert on the way to the Port with master Gene, and master Arasus. She then sits us down in the desert for a spooky story about hell. Owwwwww! That’s me pretending to be a ghost by the way. Well Kitty did think that it be a real strange place for a ghost story in the middle of a really bright sunny desert, but Kitty trusts Miss Calia so she doesn’t say anything. It was a real spooky story and Kitty didn’t understand most of it, but it still scared her so she was shivering, Though I stopped shivering when the big bright sun in the sky started to burn my arms, should have told miss Calia to pick a better place for spooky story, can’t really shiver very well in the heat of the desert… Well it was all about these keys and stone thingis that open a gate to some kind of hell place. And I think, if my brain heard correctly, that some nasty demons want to get to some place, and some of them are being pushed out by some other demons and Kitty tell Calia she should turn in to that big metal demon thing she turned in to early and wack them all on the heads!… I think maybe Kitty go on a bit too much this time, maybe give you a headache… Just a last second thing for you to think about, miss Calia seems like a real nice lady that wants to stop nasty demons so you talk to her if you have any information, and Kitty give you big kiss for thanks!
PIXIE THE CHARLIE… Or was it Charlie the pixie? Oh well don’t matter much, just wanted to say that he be a really good friend of mine now, even though we have only met for a couple of minutes. He ask me if I am his friend, and because he look really nutty like Kitty, I say a big yes so he give me a REALLY nice new outfit with a capital R. Look forward to talking with him more. Trent, that’s a really nice handsome man I met today, did ask him a real good question about why he be so big if he be a pixie, which then Charlie come out with long answer that made Kitty big-time confused-a-mundo! He really cool is Charlie.
MASTER TRENT… Done lots of things todays I have, met with lots more handsome people like Jand, who catch me trying to rescue some items in a room next to him, though I think I made him feel better when I told him that I chased an invisible man from the room who was going to steal all the pretty things. Kitty so clever! Think I said that a few times before sorry… But… Met this really nice man named Trent, who I mentioned above I think, he be real nice and take care of Kitty when she was dead and her soul had gone walkeys. He also very good-looking, and about my age, well a little older I think but Kitty thinks she will have to call him a ‘Really’ with another capital R, good friend. Lord Valarian keep teasing him I think, though Kitty not that bright sometimes she work things out in the end and she worked out that I think Sir Valarian say to Handsome Trent that he fancy me like people do when they get married. I know! Must be wrong, no one should fancy little Kitty, what with all the real pretty people in the world to go out with. Yep! Must be wrong, well Kitty like him anyway as a handsome friend she does. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 12 Oct 2004 09:43 PM |
| (( LOL great , love the stories and the character. Have Fun with it And thanks for making me laugh.)) |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 12 Oct 2004 09:47 PM |
| ((Good work here. Kudos to you!)) |
Valarien Wrynn
"All I ever wanted from life was a good drink and a pretty lass on me lap..." |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 13 Oct 2004 12:30 PM |
| ((so many tears can't read any more, stop please stop sides hurting cheeks in pain.... *passes out through laughing*... |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 16 Oct 2004 04:33 PM |
~13th September 2004~
Oh, all Kitty can think of at this moment is the sad-oh so sad story of poor pretty miss Ana, who of which me have never met, but Jand tell us really sad and horrid story about how she got her hands taken off for stealing, BUT! With a capital B, she didn’t do it she didn’t! She was innocent master Jand says and Kitty believes and trusts him, so poor pretty miss Ana lost her hands for nothing…. Me can’t write too much, Kitty too sad, me try and give you some nice things to think about……….
PART FIVE
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
HORSE CHILDREN… There be spoilt children in the woods that look like horses. Yep! I know sounds silly, but Kitty be telling the truth she be. Tell you real quick story Kitty will, real quick so you don’t get bored. Wake up in the morning and whom I see? Wohoo! Master Trent. Whoops! Kitty think maybe you get the wrong idea now ((blushes))……… Let me start again. Kitty wakes up in the morning, gets DRESSED! –Then- goes down to the bar, and THEN, with a capital T, sees Master Trent… Anyway, he tell me, well in not these exact words but Kitty translate them for you so they make more sense. Good-looking master Trent. Whoops! Ignore what Kitty just said, ignore ignore ignore…OK! This turning out to be a big story now, so sir Trent is going to be taken out as Kitty can’t seem to concentrate when he be in it. Sorry master Trent but your name keeps making me all light headed, you must have a real powerful magic name or something. So! Kitty finds out that spoilt horse children see Pergy in the woods, and because Little Miss Pergy have lots of pretty magic things and be real pretty herself, they beat her up. So then Robot Calia comes in. We, that’s Kitty, ‘cough cough’ and now normal Calia, as we couldn’t understand any words she was saying as Robot Calia, all decide to go and try and grab little Miss Pergy’s soul that has gone walkeys in the forest. We find the spoilt children horse thingis we do, and we find the body of Miss Pergy. Now you will probably think that Kitty is real evil for what she does to these children, but let me tell you what they do first. One of the little spoilt things shots of an arrow from its bow at me, and hits me in the…In the… Bum, yep so now Kitty going to look real silly when she goes to sit down, and Master Trent think that I some sort of weirdo and not talk or hug me anymore, NO!!!! I mentioned him again, this turning out all wrong this is, let me finish it. They be nasty children and we go to slap them, but we slap them with our swords and kill the little gits, but we rescue Pergy and get the hell out of the forest… Thank the big people upstairs that one is finished now.
Morale to story – Don’t spoil your children, else they may spoil you… Ermm, Kitty thinks that wrong, oh forget it!
LOVE SICKNESS… Ok now master Trent allowed back in the story as he a main part of this one, so Kitty will just have to concentrate real hard not to start going on about things that mean pretty much nothing, and things that mean nothing to what I put the title as, and things that…
((Two really big paragraphs later))
Ok back to what I was taking about. Yep Kitty remembers now, it was about lovesickness. Trent say really loud when we, and lots of other people were taking, that all of the people we were taking to were sick in a really angry voice. Maybe he be really mad at someone or something that they be real sick, so Kitty says quickly “Kitty go find a doctor” and runs away to get one, but Master Trent and Sir Jand both run after me and catch me up a little while later. Trent then really confuse Kitty by telling her that no one was sick, but then Master Jand tell me Trent was sick, and Kitty get so worried she thinks she is going to die. But then Jand say quick that giving my Trent a kiss will make him feel better, so Kitty get a really big smile on her face, jumps at Trent and kisses him, but she doesn’t think that do a real lot of good as he starts to turn a bright red; looking like he going to explode or something. But Master Jand say he needs another one, and so once again Kitty give him a kiss on the cheek. But to me he looked worse than he did before. So Sir Jand say to me you need to kiss him ten more times, so I go mad and kiss him ten times on the cheek………… Afterwards he just looked at me with the same big red face he had a minute ago, looking no better, and smiled at Kitty. Kitty smile back and he walk away. (Note to Kitty) Jand says Master Trent have lovesickness, not sure what causes that I isn’t, but Kitty maybe think that she not pretty enough, and not a good-enough kisser to heal him. So I suppose someone else will have to…
MARRIAGE… Well Kitty see a lot of people that want to get married she has, so she going to do a really clever list for you with notes about things. This is me, Kitty, trying to be creat-ive and pro-ductive.
Kitty's list of married people to-be
Lord Arcane & Lady Eliana – See these two argue like they be married already, so maybe they are and we all don’t know it. They say they don’t want to be married but they spend a lot of time together they do –wink wink- Pretty Lady Eliana is real sweet and lovely and me would like to see her with nice man like Arcane, she needs looking after by someone, as she looks after me all the time and needs someone to do the same with her, as Kitty can’t look after her if she is looking after me as we would get all confused we would.
Master Trent & Pretty miss Coretta – Kitty see Lady Coretta and… Master Trent……….. Kitty see these two really lovely people talking in private she did. Kitty wish them all the best of they do she does…
Little Miss Pergy & Unknown name – Kitty gone and forgot the name of this nice person, he be real small like little Miss Pergy, and when I ask him if he marry Pergy he tell me he like her very much and she be his real best friend. Which to Kitty sounds like they love each other they do, maybe wrong, but Kitty not wrong about much she isn’t.
Lady Shalee & Sir Jonny – Kitty not sure if they be married already, but Kitty knows if not, they will be, as they really love each other they do. Found out that Lady Shalee miss Jonny very much, wonder where he go, me miss him as well, Kitty thinks of him as real good friend she does.
Queen Calia (not robot Calia) & Master Gene or Master Arasus – Kitty got mental block again she has, can’t remember if it be Master Gene or Master Arasus that She hug in the desert when she tell that story of hell. Ooowwww (me pretending to be a scary ghost) But they seem real close and missed each other real bad, so thinks if they get married they not need to miss each other anymore, well that be if one of them doesn’t die, but Kitty not want to think about that.
Elrith & Skeletor – See this is not me being a horrid Kitty, as Lady Elrith was real nice to me she was, but… Everyone else tell me she evil and drag Kitty away from her all the time, and so Kitty has to stand most of the time behind Master Trent, which to be real honest I don’t mind, but that be about something completely different to what I am trying to say ((slaps herself round the head)) Kitty found pretty evil Miss Elrith a partner and that be someone me tell you about in a sec. Kitty named him Skeletor.
Kitty & – Got you I did, hehe Kitty not pretty or clever enough to get married hehe. But she tricked you real good on this she did, so maybe a little clever sometimes I am.
SKELETOR… This bit was quite scary it was, so Kitty not go on too much else you may get real scared and not read anymore. But then maybe you not read anymore anyway as Kitty goes on way too much she does, so she understand if you get real bored and go read something like hairy porter or something. Kitty goes with all her friends on a big mission to rescue poor big Mr Glordong who gets himself turned in to stone. Oh dear I hear you say, well don’t worry it all worked out alright when the brave sir Jand and the really-really brave Master Trent talk to the scary skeleton man, who Kitty call Skeletor because he be like a skeleton and is mean as a reptile, so Kitty makes a new name for people like him. Well we all were really scared, lady Elrith took my hand making me feel better, as I was real worried that Master Trent get hurt as the skeleton man was getting real angry he was. But anyway, it all worked out as I say, Skeleton man turn big Sir Glordong back from being stone and told us all to leave and never return, so If anyone read this in the future when Kitty not around anymore, you avoid the place where he is. Hmm, where was it again, well it be in some ruins and you shouldn’t be going in ruins anyway, they always bad, so if you find this in some quickly run out and find yourself a nice place to read it or something. ((sighs)) Kitty have to tell you everything she does, anyone think I be your mother I tell you so much. Main reason I tell you about Skeletor is that he be what I think pretty evil Lady Elrith would be a perfect match for marriage he would be. In short, Kitty thinks because they so evil that they be happy together being evil to each other. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 18 Oct 2004 01:07 PM |
~16th September 2004~
Well, Kitty wakes up; she was going to go to find the bakery in that strange city she never heard of, but, met lots of nice people in the bar as I go down, including little pretty Miss Pergy and lots of other of my friends. Well, they say there be a party, so Kitty got really excited as she gets a chance to buy a new dress she does. So off to see the dress lady skips Kitty.
~17th- September 2004~
Found the bakery, cooked some things up. Won’t be long before I can surprise the lucky man I choose with some nice cakes and fruit juice. Who shall I pick, well I think it has to be Master Trent. Yep, master Trent gets my first cakes, not because I fancy him or anything, but because he take care of Kitty all the time he does, so he deserves it. That and he be well-good-looking, hehe.
PART SIX
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
STORY TIME… The party was real good, well they didn’t have tea or anything, but I managed to get free drinks of wine, which is always a good thing. T’was all good, Kitty enjoyed just standing on her own and enjoying looking at all the real well dressed people like Lady Melina, her and her husband be so nice they be. Lots of people came and talked to me, and all were real nice, and the host Candor was real handsome and posh, and very rich; for he must have been because he gave some amazing prizes away, one of which Kitty got WOHOO!! Yep Kitty won something, but to be real honest I’m not sure why I did, as I didn’t really do anything good, well I told a story, but it was well rubbish it was, it was the story I made up, though I tell Eerel it be true because I think he liked it very much, which was very strange as everybody else seemed either upset, or just well confused really, hehe. Oh! On the mention of Eerel, he was the person that loved Pergy, and maybe he get married to her. Kitty promised him she would buy little miss Pergy a present with some of the money she won, he must like her very much, which I can’t say I blame him, she be real cute and a good friend. Back to the story. Well sir Valarian, who looked real posh and nice tonight, and little Miss Claudia told a real long and very complexy stories that confuse Kitty, but that just be because she be a bit stupid. Everyone else loved them, and I could tell that they were super good. Well then Kitty, given confidence by pretty Lady Melina, decides to tell a story about an exploding cat. Me make it quick, as it was real, with a capital R, rubbish. It was about a white cat, a grey cat, and a evil black cat. The white cat and the grey cat really like each other and fall in love, so the black cat gets all lonely (be sad) so he tell the grey cat that the white cat got lovesickness and the only way to cure it is to kiss her. So the grey cat kisses and kisses, urged on by the evil lonely black cat. But all the time the white cat gets redder and redder until she goes BANG! Exploding all over the place, her guts and blood flying everywhere. (Horrid smell it would have caused, owww!) Well then the black cat says to the grey cat, that be real sad at this point that its best friend be all in pieces and dead, “I have cured her of lovesickness I have... (pause)... And now you have it" (evil laugh)...The end... Yep! See what I mean? It be well rubbish, but Kitty get twenty five thousand coins for it, and so now doesn’t have to worry about next weeks; or the week after; or the week after that’s rent. Well Kitty not complain, she have a nice bed for a while to sleep in now… Kitty well happy.
MACHA… Kitty thought she be real nice and all, and she did sing a wonderfully pretty and posh song, but… When Kitty ask her if she be married she got really really angry she did, at one point Kitty thought she was going to have to pull out her swords and chop poor lady Macha in to pieces. But thankfully it did not come to that, she just kind of looked away from me and ignored me for the rest of the evening… Oh well, maybe poor pretty Miss Macha on wrong time of month or something, Kitty knows what they feel like… Poor miss Macha. (Be sad)
CRYPTS… Warning! Yep, you hear Kitty correctly, she giving you a warning because she doesn’t want you to end up how poor Lady Lianneth, and funny nutty Korban did. I was in the little village of Brandibuck, at last I had managed to find the little place, wanting to visit; and have a go, in their bakery for quite some time. Well, I did all right, made some progressiveness, soon be able to make Master Trent a cake, and maybe some nice fruit juice to go with it. Back to the sad part… I met up with nutty elf Korban. He be well nuts he be, he speak real funny, and make Kitty laugh a lot. He told me he was going to meet pretty lady Lianneth in Buckshire, so I decided that I had done enough baking today and jogged along with Korban, though he go real fast and not seem to care that Kitty got real small legs; that aren’t that strong ((sighs)) He didn’t have a problem though, he have real long legs and seemed to run along like the wind was behind him. The wind was against me, and so was my legs. Well we found Lianneth; she was in some WELL! With a capital W scary crypts. With her were some of me good friends like good-looking Master Jonny, Whoops! Said good-looking again, didn’t mean to, he be just a real good friend and anyway he be married, or nearly married, to lovely petite Miss Shalee. Also turned up was great friend Eliana, who me Kitty, if I was a man, would marry and buy lots of pretty things, as she be well lovely she be. Oh and Master Trent, who me always like… Sorry! Kitty getting side-tracky from the story again, always do that I do ((slaps herself on the head)) When Kitty see the zombies coming It brought back bad memories of that time when me and Newt went to rescue some pretties in a great big dark looking mansion in the Port, but me tell you some other time about that. Jonny say a real BIG, with a capital B, well done, when a big wrapped up smelly undead monster with some cloth things all over it, cause Jonny to not be able to move. Kitty kept shooting her arrows at it, screaming that it would never take a cat alive, when it burst in to flames. Yep, I know, confusing aye? But Master Jonny be real happy with me, as well as he was when I help him open this chest; that he couldn’t quite do by his lonesome. Kitty is getting to sad bit now, sorry for keeping you waiting. We were on our way out; when we be surrounded by nasty armoured big smelly evil twisted looking creatures of anti-Kitty behaviour. They come from behind and from the front, Jonny, Trent and Master Arcane fight real well, but petite Lady Lianneth get stabbed by one of their swords and go down screaming. Kitty closed her ears, really horrid hearing people you love dying it is. Kitty get hit by magic she does and gets set on fire, ouch! Yep, well it did hurt if that’s what you thinking, Kitty go down, out of picture…. Well I managed to get, after some time, a potion out of my bag which I drunk real quick and kept rolling around the floor to put out the fire, which I did. But when I look up, I see Korban fall to the ground, everyone looking at Jonny, I think, it was a bit confusing at the time. The horrid things were dead, but I don’t think they were the ones to have killed Korban, I don’t think, because everyone arguing. Kitty was too busy sobbing over Lady Lianneth to worry about who killed who, it was probably an accident anyway, Kitty done enough of them, once chopped some ones leg off when I drew my sword to show them how pretty it was, so I understand. Well we all leave after a while, getting back to the inn in Buckshire, all the others needed rest as they were nearly dead on their feet. Master Arcane wanted to go on alone to find Posh Lady Calia to go and help the two really nice dead people. Kitty wanted to go along with him, but he say that I only slow him down. Kitty was a bit upset she was at this, for she thought that she is a good help, but maybe I do just get in the way… Oh well, back to baking.
BAKING… Baking be well fun, but gets you tired it does, all that pressing and stuff with a rolling pin. Going to make all the handsome men some cakes and then maybe they hug me some, hehe. Maybe I even get a kiss…
MUGA… Wow! Met one of the most interesting, pretty, and well-funniest persons I have met in a long-g time. She be called Muga, and she be my real good friend now. She loves shinnies like Kitty does, but she kills people for it, why Kitty rescue the shinnies from dark boring houses, so we are a little different, well actually we be very different, she be really big and pretty, with lovely shinny red armour on and a huge fire sword, and plus she be super-clever she be. Kitty show her the new suits of armour she brought from master Jand in the Port today, she liked very much and told me she never seen anything like them, so Kitty be happy! Only paid Master Jand eighteen thousand for them, which was a real good deal as he was selling them for thirty thousand each, Wohoo! Also I rescued some gold coins from the dark place behind Master Jand’s cushions I did, he would be pleased if I told him, but Kitty likes not to brag about her rescuing skills. Oh yeah, pretty Miss Muga, yeah she well-excellent she be, if she still alive when you read this go talk to her, she is amazing. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 19 Oct 2004 07:05 PM |
~18th September 2004~
Kitty progressive at its best today, baking going real well, and soon will be able to make Trent that cake and fruit juice. Though I don’t think he will be wanting it, for a demon came down when lots of our friends were dead, I weren’t there when they die, but I turn up just as Master Trent, Eerel, and Lady Bronwyn are going to try and catch their souls and bring them back. In the end it was my Trent that saved them, but he lose something, and Kitty thinks she know what it is…
PART SEVEN
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
ETTINS… Master Valarian show me the way to walk to Brandibuck he did, though we never got there. Oh no! Don’t worry, Kitty and Captain Valarian (as he likes to be called now) are fine, we didn’t die or nothing. But Kitty got to see her first Ettin, I can tell you now that they be well scary. Kitty was thinking though, thinking about the two head things. Oh yeah, sorry forgot to mention that, hehe, yep Ettins have two heads, I know so strange it is. Well what Kitty was thinking was if she had two heads she would probably kill her other head, I mean she would get on my nerves she would, I would have to scream at her all the time, things like “Kitty you are so stupid, why you have to talk all the time? Why you have to keep calling yourself Kitty? Why you have to never listen to what people tell you? Why you always slap yourself round the head? Why you call everyone pretty? Why you keep going on about a kitty-cat god that no one has heard of? Why you have to do bakery, making cakes instead of making something useful? Why can’t you read and write? Why you like Trent so much even though you are just a kid? Why you have no parents? Why you so ugly? Why you not be normal? Why you not-
((A couple of pages later))
Why you wear short skirts that make you look cheap? Why you tell that silly story at the party? Why are you? Why are you? Why you so bloody stupid? ((Slaps herself around the head)) Sorry, feel much better now! Just had to get all that out.
JAND'S CUSHIONS… Kitty will have to make another excuse to go in Jand’s room again, because his cushions are real wicked they are, plus I always find pretty shiny coins in them that need rescuing. Maybe though he get the wrong idea if I keep asking to go in his room, might think I want to marry him, well he be good-looking and all, but it wouldn’t be right to marry someone for their cushions would it? Or wouldn’t it?
TRENT'S ROOM… Wonder if Master Trent have any cushions…Maybe when I get him his fruit juice and cake he will let me bounce on them.
VALARIAN'S ROOM… Wonder if Captain Valarian have any cushions… Oh stop it Kitty!
BIG DEMON… This be serious this be, so you listen up! Poor Master Trent had to sell his soul to a demon to save our friends. I’m not sure if this was Kitty’s fault actually as all these pretty elf ladies were praying for our friends souls to come back from their walk and Kitty decides to get some big peoples attention by using her magic wand. Shot it up in the air a few times I did (I’m Kitty by the way, if you have forgotten) Then some horrid undead thingis come out and start attacking us, Kitty get wounded, knocked on the head again, Grrr, why I always get knocked on the head, you would think they would be nice to someone who had been hit on the head a hundred times now wouldn’t you? But no everyone keeps hitting me on my poor fragile head; anyone would think they were trying to make me more stupid than I am already. Oh Kitty stop it, tell the story! Yep that’s what I’m going to do, I think maybe it be the hit on my head that it causing me to think like this and get distracted away from what I am trying to say, always happens to me it does, getting hit on the head… No!!! Arghhhh!! You nut bag Kitty! This is a really serious story about posh and pretty people and you keep going of the tracky. Ok this one is going to finish now because I am obviously not thinking straight (I’m Kitty by the way, YES! They already know that you dunce) Master Trent was very brave, as he always is, he trade his soul for the pretty posh friends of ours. Kitty real worried about him, but she wander off and let the other go talk about big people talk, as I shouldn’t think he wants a silly girl around at a time like this. Kitty is after a cure if you know of one, maybe my fruit juice and cake might cure him… You never know. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 22 Oct 2004 02:10 PM |
~21st September 2004~
Confusing couple of days it has been, accused of loving someone that I don’t, well I do but I don’t love them like that, Kitty only love one person like that, ermm, whoops… Kitty shouldn’t of said that………. Well, forget what I just said (kitty just said) Master Trent really happy with me, he say I am doing a real good thing learning how to bake, he say that the world needs food and without people like Kitty then they would be big problems. Kitty happy that Trent like what I do. Real happy!
PART EIGHT
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
LOVE TRIANGLE… Woo! Kitty heard of people talk about these things before, when lots of people love each other each and so all get confused who loves each other and then get angry at each other for loving the wrong person. Well Kitty thinks that happened to her today she does, as Lovely, and I just want to say how lovely she is in big CAPITALS I do. She get well-confused I think, maybe head wound, end up thinking Kitty loves Jonny, eikkk! Kitty only love one person… Errrm, shouldn’t have said that, whoops, ohhhh, errmmm… Well for record, Kitty not love Master Jonny, well she does, but not in the ‘want to marry him way’ and the ‘want to have babies way’ not that Kitty knows what the ‘want to have babies way’ is, no sir, don’t know anything about that I don’t…
JUICY BOTTLES… Wohoo! I made some juice, all because of the lovely little bottle-master Eerel, who take me in the desert and have me dig big piles of sand up under the red hot sun, well I don’t thank him for that bit, Kitty still have sun burn all over her legs from it, but he still help me so much. Also he give me a flower, but I not say anything about that in case little pretty Miss Pergy think I love Master Eerel like Lady Shalee thought I love Sir Jonny, which she doesn’t…Anyway, I made my juice, and guess what flavour, it be red, it be really tasty, it grow on cherry trees, hehe bet you don’t get it, hehe…Cherries! Wohoo! It was well-tasty, but what Kitty decided to do because she see Master Trent looking so sad as of recent was give her first bottle to him as a love present, ermm I mean a friend present. Not sure why he so sad… It worries Kitty it does to see Master Trent be so down, as he be such a nice and lovely man.
DEAFY… If you see a little podgy cute dwarf running around, and when you try to talk to him he just shouts a lot, making less sense than Kitty does (Yes, you would think that not possible, but ‘tis) Then his name is Deafy, and you have to speak well-loud for him to hear you, as he is deaf. Kitty gave him a kiss, make him smile, Awww, he so cute, Kitty wants to take him home to her room and keep him as a pet.
ZACH… Zach really friendly person, though his poor-poor mother Be sick with some nasty illness so she can’t bake like Kitty can at the moment. Make mental notes to try and bake some bread for her. We have a long talk about planning your day before you do it, conclusion was that Sir Zach be spon-tan-eous, which means he does things without thinking about them, pretty dangerous if you ask Kitty. Well I did make a talk about if he was going to get married that it would not work so well as he wouldn’t be able to plan anything and everyone will get confused what is going to happen. But, he tell me that If he was going to get married he wouldn’t be, spon-tan-eous. Which I think makes him semi-spon-tan-eous. Poor man. ((Sighs))
LADY LARA… I am (Kitty) going to make a note that I need to watch out for a one lady Lara. Ermm, not sure what she looks like which maybe a bit of a problem, but maybe if I ask everyone what their name is I, should, find her, I suppose. She be in a bit of bother at the moment, Shalee tell us a spooky story like Lady Calia did that once in the desert, but thing is she didn’t do it in the desert, which if you ask Kitty’s opinion was much better, though it was in the little people village, and it was still in day-time, so it still not perfect for a spooky story. They also tell Kitty that dragons are not cute, but Kitty still wants to see one as she thinks the red ones like really fiery and beautiful, and stuff.
UMCONFORTABLE SITUATION… Ermm, well, it weren’t that bad you see, as it was lovely pretty Lady Eliana and a nice chap named Bryon. But, they started getting it together in front of Kitty and so I quickly said goodbye in case they want to… Ermm… Kiss or something, and Kitty not really in to watching that sort of thing, makes me go all red like that white kitty in my story. (The true story, well that’s what Eerel likes to thing anyway) And I wouldn’t want to explode in front of Lady Eliana, might mess her lovely clothes up with Kitty blood and guts, owww. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 25 Oct 2004 11:43 AM |
~24th September 2004~
Marriage, Vampires, demons, fairies, seen the lots today Kitty has. So tried now, but worried as two of Kitties Best friends have gone walkeys, First Master Trent, who was real upset for some reason, a reason he wouldn’t tell me, maybe thinking I be to silly to listen to him ((sighs)) and second Lady Eliana who is being chased by a good-looking vampire, not a good-looking vampire Kitty! An evil, horrid, pain in the bum Vampire. Not a kissable, marryable, and sleepable Vampire, STOP IT NOW KITTY!!!! Dunce…
PART NINE
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
WELL-FAIRIES… Yep! Though Kitty was real glad, glad with a capital G, to see a fairy, it frightened me to death nearly it did. (Kitty that is) It was an insane little creature, more nuts than Kitty, and even more nuts than Master Eerel, well it was Eerel’s friend, so I can understand why it go nuts, as he is a right nutty little chap he is. The fairy, who was called Isl, a cute name that, was flying around when it flew down the well, we all got well-worried, ran over to the well and Kitty spotted it on a ledge near the bottom. Then… Now this bit rather funny, though Kitty shouldn’t laugh as this is serious. Big master Glordong decides to try and rescue it, Kitty put her hands over her face as she knew he was way-way to big to fit down there. Well in the end Glordong got stuck, we had to use a rope to get the big man out, and then Little Deirdre had to save Isl the fairy. Woo, so morale of story is… Don’t go down a well if you are small… And if you are big. Hmmm. Ok, don’t go down a well at all, unless you be real thirsty and some nasty person has stolen the bucket.
KILLER CHICKENS (not the ugly ones)… Ok, this be another Kitty warning this be, I told you before to watch out for ugly killer chickens of death, well now I am telling you to watch out for all chickens, as I think maybe a disease of mad chicken illness is going arounds. Saw lots of people attacked by them today, so you all be careful, as their bites can make you lose your legs…. Or even, your, ermm, well you know, you private bits, well that be just on men really… I think. Though I suppose if they jumped high enough they could bite our, ok! Enough, watch out for chickens, or else.
ELF CITY… The most Beautiful Lady Eliana in the world took me to see the elven city today, was fab! Kitty never seen something as gorgeous as the secret gardens She was shown, though Lady Eliana didn’t want to go in with me, said it had too many bad memories. Wonder what she meant, didn’t seem to have anything bad about it. Why no one ever tell Kitty about their problems? When Kitty gets married she wants to get married there, actually what am I saying? Kitty not getting married you fool! ((slaps herself round the head))
BRAIN DAMAGE… Oh, poor Korban he get brain damage from hitting his head, Kitty knows a lot about hitting of the head damage, I know as I have counted a totally of two hundred and twelve hits to my head so far in my short little life. (Kitty’s life) Me, lovely gorgeous Lady Coretta, and Master Zach helped him back to a room so he can rest. It seems he got it from that time we went to the undead place, and he got really badly hurt. His panther was real helpful, if not a bit aggressive with his constant head butting of Zach and Coretta. Hope he gets better, brain damage is really a bad thing, for Kitty knows this, quite an expert on it actually as I seem to have acquired a bit of it myself. Cure for Minor brain damage by the way is to bang your head again in completely the opposite way, like the opposite side, which is always a problem if you banged your head on the top, hmmm.
LADY CORETTA'S AND SIR ZACH'S WEDDING… Wohoo! Someone got married at last, wish more people could have been there, but Kitty thinks that the two wanted to keep it a secret. They didn’t even have a ring, Kitty was lucky she had a beautiful gold ring that she gave to Sir Zach to put on Lady Coretta’s finger, very lucky they were. Kitty only worried about two things though. One, that they took about twenty minutes before Kitty managed to convince them to kiss on the lips, and second that a few hours afterwards Lady Coretta agreed to go for a drink with another man, well he was a real small man named Pick, but still….
VAMPIRES… Ok, this be well serious, for Vampires are after my Lady Eliana and it worries me well-big-time it does, for Kitty seen what they can do. Coretta and me were in this inn in Brandibuck when a trail of smoke came in, Scared us to death, but then someone said Vampire and I got scared to death again, jumping against the wall. Kitty can tell you now if you never seen one, for when it turned into a man, though quite handsome hehe, made me want to kiss him… Ermm, no Kitty it didn’t! It made me want to hug him and, ARGHHHH! Kitty it was scary, shut up! Ok, well it was after Lady Eliana and now she gone runnies around, saying that she doesn’t want us to protect her, Coretta thinks she scared it will hurt us as well. Poor Lady Eliana, Kitty will love the vampire to death, NO! Not love you dunce, stab the vampire to death! Stupid girl you are.
FEELING BEAUTIFUL… For once in Kitty’s life she has felt posh and pretty, I am wiping my eyes of water at the moment thinking about it I am, for I never felt like a real lady before, never felt pretty and posh, never felt like people think I am more than a silly stupid little ugly girl, but for a few minutes when Lady Calia gave me a present of a beautiful dress and I tried it on, and everyone stared at me and said I looked pretty, I felt beautiful… |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 26 Oct 2004 06:12 PM |
~25th September 2004 ~
I’ve got a major headache Kitty has, woke up from a real… A real strange dream, a dream with werewolves and shadows, of vampires… No, there was just one Vampire, yes I’m sure just one vampire. He loved me and told me I would never be alone… ((Slaps herself round the head)) Ouch! That bloody hurt Kitty, stupid girl. Ok look! Kitty is not in love with a vampire, ok? It was just…just so very real, but so like a dream…what the hell are you on about? Nut case!
PART TEN
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
INVISIBLE KISS… Kitty got kissed today, now usually if it was Master Trent, or maybe even that real cute man Daimon, who I reckon must be married because he the cutest thing on legs Kitty has seen, Eikkk! What am I saying? Too many wines last night I reckon, you starting to think men are cute, owww, they ugly, not good-looking at all they’re not. Well what I was going to say, is that I got kissed by an invisible man today I did, it was well-strange, thought it was a vampire at first… Or him in my dream… No! Well it wasn’t him, or any other vampire, it was an invisible tin can man, yep, he well-lucky he not get his head cut he is. Kitty went mad when she got kissed, thought at first I had been bitten, but lucky for Kitty I hadn’t…. ~Or is it lucky?~… Well anyway, I felt vio-lated I did. So watch out for him, he all right, but when he turn invisible he get well-horny I think. Horny means wanting to kiss girls by the way, if you didn’t know. Picked that up in the Port I did, bad I know…
NUTTY GNOME… hehe, this bit quite funny. Kitty and the pretty people I was ‘anging around with at the time, got thrown out of Buckshire. All because of a nutty gnome who playing around with real, real with a capital R, bad magic. He kept killing the sun and poor Lady Coretta get real upset that she couldn’t see, awww poor Lady Coretta. He also throw some nasty spell at us that makes lots of little creepy spiders run all over us and try to bite us. One even bit me on my… Well it bit me, that’s all you need to know really, needless to say it was painful, very painful, still is actually. Well enough of spiders, this handsome guard man who Kitty thought had real nice hair, but lady Kaya said it have lots of bugs in it, so Kitty change her mind and throw a pie at him, which hit him, hehe. Well, we got kicked out because he find out, well Kitty told him, that me is a Night Mask and he see Sir Zach’s clothes that are Fireknive clothes. He let us back in after a while when we keep going on at him. Think Kitty gave him a headache. Well this was all because of the little gnome, as no one believed us that he was real, Kitty find him and give him a big slap she will.
SELLING YOUR LEGS… Ermm, this one is a bit strange ‘tis. Kitty was talking to Lady Kaya and another pretty lady called red, strange name that, but nice, wonder if I meet someone called blue, my favourite colour that is. Anyway, Miss Kaya told me that she used to sell her legs before, which I thought (That’s Kitty by the way if you forgot, long time since I reminded you that) Thought was a bit nuts, as Lady Kaya seemed to have both her legs on her, maybe she sold them, thought that it was a bit of a problem with no legs and brought them back. Well, that’s what Kitty thought, but then she starts going on about men buying her body. Now Kitty is very stupid, that I know, but she knows for fact that it was be well-hard to sell your body to a man and then get it back, I mean what does the man want with it anyway… Ok, Kitty so confused. Maybe Lady Kaya got a hit to her head.
SWORD LESSONS?… Kitty recommend if you need sword lessons to go get them from Master Daimon, why I say this you wonder? Not because Kitty felt real good when he put his arms around her, moving Kitty’s hips around in to positions, helping me thrust my weapon in all different angles, no sir… It’s because she learned so much about how to fight proper, how to feel nice and snug in some ones arms, how to let someone control you for a few seconds and enjoy it. Hang on a min!… Kitty starting to get on her own nerves she is, why I keep saying things like this? Why? Look… Let me try again. Need sword lessons to improve your combatey skills, with someone who can guide you with his big hands, touching you up, Blast! Oh forget it! Kitty had enough of this. Silly men make me lose my concentrations they do…
DREAMS… Kitty not had many dreams she remembers, but the one she had last night, well, it was… Was, well it was, I can’t find the right wordies to describe it… The man in my dreams, he was… I can’t remember his face, just eyes, eyes and his lips, lips speaking to me, telling me things, making me tremble, tremble; but not in fear… Something else, something Kitty not know what it is… Then she remembers wolves, wolves and dark hands reaching out to grab her, wolves killing her friends, Shalee, Jand, Zach, Ana... Ok, Kitty scaring herself now, going to stop. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 27 Oct 2004 03:45 AM |
So watch out for him, he all right, but when he turn invisible he get well-horny I think.
((That has made my morning |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 01 Nov 2004 07:22 AM |
OOC. Bit soppy this one, sorry, hehe
~1st November 2004~
I have not had enough times to put down me thoughts as of recent, Kitty been, well, how can I see… Distracted. Mainly due to men, and no! I don’t mean like that. Or do I? No I don’t, but I do feel somethings that I never feel before, like this horrible sinking feeling in my stomach, which is always when he…. When Alexander isn’t around. Yes, The man that Kitty dreamt about was never a dream, he was real, and now he protects me, takes care of me, holds me…
PART ELVEN
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
KITTY OF THE DEAD… Woke up, walked out me door, what was there? Dombies! Lucky for Kitty the night before she be drinking Mindflayers and so when she walked out her room, was moaning, couldn’t see much, arms out in front to find my way out for some fresh air, stumbling around, going, Errrrr, head, brains, errrrr. Only outside when I start thinking did I run like merry hell away, seeing all the bones everywhere, knowing that I had just walked past about load of dombies and not drunk people like Kitty. See drinking can be good sometimes, hehe. Also went to see the god of deaths house, was well fun, bit spooky, but that mainly due to all the bad decorations he had, he had piles of skulls. Kitty go back there one day and help him redecorate, maybe some flowers well make him stop thinking about death all the time.
DAIMON… He so cute, he really cute, and funny. He took me mining, down in a dark cave, well-fun. Also gave me a… A ring as a present. Got to admit when I put it on, me really thought he might ask me to marry him, which I don’t think I could have said no to. ((Slaps herself round the head)) Oh come on Kitty, what about Alexander? Oh dear, But Daimon he so nice, but he so old though, though I don’t mean like that, but he is an elf. Actually they both way too old for you, you silly girl. Actually they both men, and you are too young so shut up! And stop thinking everyone is cute! Oh dear, what is happening to me? I should try to stay away from men, they seem to have funny effects on me, though maybe it was the Mindflayer drink I keep having from the Buckshire inn. Ok! No more Mindflayer, should sort it out…
SNAKES… Ok when me and Master Cute one, ARGHHH! Ok give me a second… Right! When me and master… Daimon! Go mining, we had to get past these, these, snakes ((Shivers)) Nasty big snakes, bigger than Kitty they were, nasty slivering, slimy creatures. Well it did me a real bad favour of reminding me of that time when we opened a chest of fear, which always had something in it that you feared in it, and Kitty thought she mention it here so you know not to let it happen to you. Well, in short, Kitty and her best friend Newt went to rescue some pretties in a house in the Port, this a long time ago by the way, Kitty still get the shivers about it though. There was a chest, a real clever chest, but we didn’t know that so we opened it. Out jumped a bloody snake didn’t it? And it… And it… It… Slivered up to me leg and quickly… So quickly shot up me leggings… I couldn’t get it out, it kept getting higher and higher… Nothing I could do, but just stand there and scream. I fainted and woke up out of the house with noting on me legs; I was bare legged, with just me knickers on! Oh god it’s too distressful to think about it anymore. Main thing I say this for, is the main reason why Kitty wear only short skirts is to keep out snakes, so they can’t sliver up me… Up me leg. Ewww.
BOYFRIEND… Master… Daimon! See got it right this time, Wohoo! Well he real cute and all but I didn’t think I had to mentions that again. (pause) Ok, shut up Kitty. Master Daimon keep saying that he leave me alone with my boyfriend, hehe, I keep telling him I don’t have one I do, but he keeps saying it, thinking that Alexander be my boyfriend, hehe. Silly man, but that’s why I like him because he be so funny, nothing to do with his looks, no sir. For record, Kitty don’t have a boyfriend and never! That’s never with a capital N, will do. But thinks I might need to have a talk with a real women, ask them why I keep going on about them, I never did before when I lived in the Port, but that may have something to do with every man was fat and ugly that I saw, going out mostly as night, and the others were all my age, and boys my age, well they don’t make me want them to hold me, don’t have big hands that make me feel protected, safe in their arms…. Ok! Need to speak to a women about this, it’s getting too much now!
UGLY THINGS CALLED UGLY THINGS… Yep, Kitty won’t waster too much of yours, or hers time talking about these real-ugly things. The main thing to tell you about these things is that they are well Ugly, I know, it nasty to call things ugly, but if you see them you think exactly what Kitty think, you one ugly motherhoe, Whoops, language Kitty. ((slaps herself round the head, screaming out as she does)) Ow! That hurt, Bit**! OI! Language girl… Ok, Well I said to Master… Daimon! That I wouldn’t take one back to me bedroom, which he looked real confused about and now I think he thinks I take lots of things back to my bedroom, poor Kitty, she didn’t mean it like that, just meant that I wouldn’t want to soc-ial-lise with one of them I wouldn’t… ((Sighs)) Well the ugly things are in a cave, and you shouldn’t be in a cave! So sort it out, else Kitty be real mad.
A KISS GOODNIGHT… He comes to me every night, whispering to me, and then we kiss, he says goodnight, and I fall off to have happy dreams, dreams where Kitty wears a long thin white gown, in a castle, all black outside, dark inside, but a fireplace and candles across the walls. Kitty walk through the hallways, a queen in her castle, and her prince, her king, comes home every night to her in the place that has no sunlight, but where I am always warm, warm with love.. And, and… Errmmm, ok, forgot all I just said, Errrr, Think it might be them Mindflayers I had yesterday. Daimon said I was too young to drink, should have listened. Whoops. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 02 Nov 2004 05:43 AM |
A KISS GOODNIGHT… He comes to me every night, whispering to me, and then we kiss, he says goodnight, and I fall off to have happy dreams, dreams where Kitty wears a long thin white gown, in a castle, all black outside, dark inside, but a fireplace and candles across the walls. Kitty walk through the hallways, a queen in her castle, and her prince, her king, comes home every night to her in the place that has no sunlight, but where I am always warm, warm with love.. And, and… Errmmm, ok, forgot all I just said, Errrr, Think it might be them Mindflayers I had yesterday. Daimon said I was too young to drink, should have listened. Whoops.
((And you have the cheek to say Quin gets horny.
Well done again. This stuff is really prime material. Enter some of it for Sol's competition.
Thanks again.
PS: Daimon!!! What are you thinking girl!!! *grins and winks at Veran (not like that)* |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Kitty's Story
Posted: 11 Nov 2004 07:29 PM |
~10th November 2004~
Whoops sorry! Haven’t put down me thoughts in quite some time, mainly because I ‘ave been busy with Alexander. Ermm, now maybe I think you think something you shouldn’t, Ermm, oh well. Well for the record, not that I should need to remind you, but Kitty is way too young for kissing, but she is not too young for talking, so there!
Kitty’s list of interesting and marvellous things (and not-so marvellous things)
BEST FRIEND… Wohoo! Got a best friend round here now I have. Well I do ‘ave me best friend Newt over in Port Royale, but Kitty not thinks that counts as she has a boyfriend now, and when girls get boyfriends they tend to forget their friends. Oh well, doesn’t matters, wish her all the best. But what I was going to tell you was that I met this really fun girl named Thea, she be well-pretty, as most people round here are, and plus she can blow to pieces undead things with her brain, wohoo! Yep I know, I don’t think I could believe it either if someone tell me, but I tell you she not worship a big person upstairs she uses her brain to get powers… This is Kitty, Kitty still amazed.
RECORD BREAKER… Kitty made herself a new record today, the record for giving a headache in the quickest time. I let you guess who Kitty gave the headache too, well his name begins with a ‘A’ and he always get a headache when Kitty around, he always fighting monsters all day, never stops, Kitty sometimes calls him Sir Arcane, but he doesn’t like that, prefers just his name, which I’m not going to tell you, you, ‘ave to guess…. It’s…. Yep you guessed right! Arcane, hehe, it took me about two minutes to give him a splitting headache and send him rushing out of the door to get away from me. Best friend pretty miss Thea say that I shouldn’t listen to Master Arcane because he not my father, hmm, does that mean I shouldn’t listen to anyone then? Because I don’t actually ‘ave a father.
MEN IN ARMOUR… Thinks maybe that pretty Miss Thea like men in armour, she get well-well silly when we met a few of them. I tried to find out her age, but she say that her father never tell her, very strange, I thought everybody knew their age. Anyway, she got real silly and giggled a lot, was real funny, hehe. Thinks she liked that big man Daimu. He was quite cute yes, but, ermm, to be honest I couldn’t see much of him as his armour made him look like a big oven thing. Well maybe Miss Thea like big metal things, no idea, maybe she just imagine what he like under all that armour. Girls, always thinking about boys ((sighs)) should try thinking of important stuff sometimes Kitty thinks, like flowers.
REVENGE AGAINST THE FLYING WEAPONS… It took me a while, but I paid them back for nearly killing me all them weeks ago. Thea, the handsome armoured men, and me went to the ghost village to beat them up. Daimu did mention though that maybe my choice of dress was not maybe the best one to ‘ave in such a place, mainly because it so short and my legs and everything else was so blasting cold, makes me shiver thinking about it. ((shivers))
CANDLESTICK MONSTERS… Well this was on me trip, after saying goodbye to me great friend Thea, me and the one she thinks is real good looking, Daimu, but of which Kitty can’t tell as he is wearing a tin can all over him, but then Kitty wouldn’t want to look at him anyway as he is a man, and Kitty likes books not men, not like Lady Thea. Well we both go off on our own to look at a haunted mansion. And the reason I mention this is that there were some flying candlestick holders’ thingies inside. These things try to burn you with their candles, which Kitty thought was quite amusing and tried to blow them out, but alas they didn’t go out, strange candles. Anyway, it was bloody cold there and I thought also maybe they would warm me up, but like everything else round that place, no heat.
COLD FIRE… What’s the point in ‘aving a fireplace if you don’t get no heat from it? Well the ghosts don’t seem to realize that, got fires burning all over their mansion they ‘ave and not one bit of heat from it… Nutters
FLYING BOOKS… Yep, more flying things, and I won’t bore you too much with the details, but just to tell you that they fly and they are books, and mainly why I tell you this is just in case you are going out to the store to buy a book in the near future, because if you are I would make sure you get a good book, as the bad ones bite.
Note to reader. Think before you buy, make sure you don’t pay for bad things that bite. |
Kitty... Orphaned child turned house burglar
When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you; whenever you want it to be."
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