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Forums  > Roleplay  > Character Backgrounds  > The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero  Vandle Savage Joined: 20 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 596 Send PM   The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 05 Oct 2004 12:26 PM ((In keeping with the spirit of Bunt, the following tale will be as convoluted and confusing as possible!)) *Written on the inside cover* Okee, so here it tis, Bunt's first ting in dis ting. Bunt woulda done did dis sooner but Bunt keep losing pen. Note To Bunt: Tie sting to da pen and wear round neck. DA CONCERT YIP! Oh jeez! Dis was da best ting ever in da history of Bunt's life! Miss Macha was playin songs and den singing dem songs in dat palace in da Port city. Dere was many neat people there! Lessee, der was Mister Jessup who was dere standin next to Miss Macha. Bunt have sneaky feelin dat Mister Jessup an Miss Macha are a couple cause of da way Jessup was waitin on her hand an foot. And Bunt be tinkin dat mebee dat explain da twinkle in Miss Macha's eye. Ahh..love..it tis so grrreat! Mister Jessup was makin sure dat everyone be givin Miss Macha der complete attention. Bunt tink dat if anyone woulda argued...Mister Jessup woulda ate dem. Dat elf guy Mister Daimon was dere too! Poor Mister Daimon, him always be lookin like he got dressed in da dark da way his clothes never seem ta match. Him not talk much during da whole ting. Dere was a lil guy dere too, Bunt not get his name, but he sure was memorable! Him pass gas and Bunt swear dat he could feel his eyeballs tryin to retreat into his skull! Dat one stinky lil fella! Den dere was Mister Gasher, him be nice. He was da one who show Bunt da way to da show. Bunt tink him owe Mister Gasher for da way him be nice to Bunt. Bunt tink he gives Mister Gasher dat potion Bunt have of Mister Gasher's. Bunt not sure how he get it, but Bunt will make sure no common thief come and steal Mister Gasher's potion! Mister Chandler was der too! Bunt really like Mister Chandler ever since dat day him show Bunt da fireworks. Whata guy! Miss Bronwyn was dere, she not say much. She was standin over next to Mister Gasher. She was actin funny. She was always looking up at Mister Gasher and smiling like a puppy with two butts! She looked so happy dat Bunt not interupt her. Dere was also two people dat Bunt never see before, one was a lil lady who was always lookin at da exit like she was tinkin dat ifin da place catch fire, she be knowin where da exit be. And den der was dat big guy, Bunt tink someone call him Mister Arcane. He not like dat lil lady much, him keep telling everyone dat lil lady be thief and stuff like dat. Bunt was goin to listen in more but den Miss Macha started playin another song and Bunt forgot. Den dere was da guy who someone called Mister Luther, Bunt not know much bout him, so Bunt shut up now bout em. Dere was a few more peoples dere, but Bunt got so caught up in da music dat Bunt not notice. So last ting Bunt say bout dis is dat Bunt really gotsta hear Miss Macha play again, dis ting was GRRREAT! KING OF DA HALFLINS After da concert Bunt start wanderin da Queen's palace tryin to find da dang door out, all dat walkin got Bunt tired so Bunt find a seat and taked a rest. Bunt gotsta say dat dem royale peoples must not needs to rest much. Dere was only one chair in da whole ting. And dis seat was HOOJE! Bunt coulda moved in a family of four onto dis ting! Dis chair was really fancy too, very pretty. While Bunt was looking at da chair, dis lil guy comes up and say hi. His name was Johe Jaxon. We talk for a lil while but den Bunt really had to find da lil kobold's room, so Bunt tell Mister Johe dat him be right back. When Bunt get back Mister Johe was sittin in da big chair and makin royal decrees! Da one dat Bunt remember was dat to honor good service, his servants would have da pleasure of brushing da hair on his feet. Bunt was very happy, he'd never met a king before. BECOMING A MAN So Bunt and da King of Da Halflins finally found da door out of da queen's house and da King of Da Halflins tell Bunt he be trying to find some lazy guards for da leader type guard guy. He ask Bunt ifin Bunt could help him. Bunt say he be happy to help. Who is Bunt to deny da wishes of Halflin Royalty? Bunt remembered seein some of dem guards walkin into dat bathhouse ting when Bunt was walking to da queen's house, so Bunt suggest dat dey go dere. So Bunt and da King go inside and den da King ask what dat first door go to. Bunt say he not know, so Bunt and da King open dat door an go inside. So we go in and dere be dis really big orc lady standing inside. Da King made some wierd sound and turned his head cause Bunt guess he was embarrassed to see di big lady standing dere with hardly any clothes on. But Bunt nothin if not polite, so Bunt run up to da big lady and say hi. Bunt be thinkin she be lonely cause she smile at Bunt and say him be really good lookin. Bunt already know dis but it nice of her to say. Bunt hear da pitter patter of feet so Bunt turn and da King not dere anymore. Den suddenly Bunt's feet not touchin da ground anymore. Da big lady done picked Bunt up and is saying really nice tings to Bunt. Bunt say tanks but dat Bunt really likes when his feet be touching da ground. Den da big lady start kissin and slobberin all over Bunt! Bunt try to get away but dis lady was STRONG! Den she carry Bunt to back room and shut da door... *the writings trail off into a single absent minded line* Bunt feel so violated... I'm The Cult of Personality.  time4bed Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Total Posts: 320 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 05 Oct 2004 12:41 PM LOL 'Bunt feel so violated' Excellent Vandle If you catch a butterfly. You can either keep it and watch it die. Or let it go and watch it fly away.  JoheJaxon sixby9.net Joined: 04 Oct 2004 Total Posts: 477 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 05 Oct 2004 01:33 PM I warned him to run, oh well, I'm not sure if our kobold friend will ever be the same *grin*  Phoenix_Flamehart Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 482 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 05 Oct 2004 03:43 PM ((uuuh....whilst busy exercising my Tamagotchi I seem to have misclicked and, uh, stickied this topic. heeeeeelp? XD )) ((but yes, I was rolling here reading this ^^)) - Who needs Epic Levels when you have Epic Eyebrows?  Akril Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 1363 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 06 Oct 2004 04:46 AM This is good stuff. Liked the perspective of other characters from a Bunt's Eye View. Just glad Evar wasnt there!!! Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Akril Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring  Xillania Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Total Posts: 6 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 09 Feb 2005 02:36 AM ((Bunt rules. XD I know that Peel, for one, is fascinated by the Kobold.)) You know you're perfectionistic when you look at your player application and notice a single, lone typo made late at night and worry that you will be rejected for it. -.-  Vandle Savage Joined: 20 Sep 2003 Total Posts: 596 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 09 Feb 2005 11:05 AM Thank you :) I'm The Cult of Personality.  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero Posted: 09 Feb 2005 11:29 AM ((Heh heh heh... What made this whole thing interesting is that I had a friend reading this over my shoulder, and all he could understand was the last line "Bunt feel so violated..." LOL!)) Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > Roleplay  > Character Backgrounds  > The Misadventures of A Tiny Hero