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The Dwarf and the Train
Posted: 05 Mar 2004 09:24 AM |
A Dwarf has spent his whole life mining iron. So he doesn't know much about the world on the surface. He doesn't know what train tracks are. He doesn't know the whistle behind him means a train's coming.
Luckily, the train knocked him off the tracks and didn't run over him. After a week or two in the medical center getting his broken ribs mended, he's cleared by the docs to go home.
He goes home to discover his wife has bought a new tea kettle. The dwarf has never seen one of those, either, so his wife decides to make him some tea. Everything is going just fine until the tea kettle whistles. When the dwarf hears it, he jumps up, graps his axe, and smashes the tea kettle into a lump of twisted metal. Then, with a look of sincerity on his face, he says to his bewildered wife, "Ya gotta get these things when they're still young!"
Made me laugh, quite a lot, so I posted it here =P
(Joke by ALE from Thardferr.)
-Barnas |
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Re: The Dwarf and the Train
Posted: 05 Mar 2004 09:36 AM |
LOL
Geeky joke, but good one ;) |
Luther McIath: I see, so [X is] the right person in the wrong place with the wrong people at the wrong time.
[Fictrix] ... And can speak French, like both! Wait, I mean Elven. |
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Re: The Dwarf and the Train
Posted: 20 Jan 2006 02:53 PM |
| *moderately disapproves of the anti-Dwarf joke* |
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