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Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 19 Jan 2004 06:38 PM |
*you find a dried piece of flesh inked in blood tacked up and a bulletin board*
Been looking for that perfect present for your x-wife?, unsure what you get your mother in law for christmas? Then look no further, The Corpse of the Month club is just what you have been looking for. For one whole year we will make sure that the recipient recieves one of our top quality corpses every month. We use only the freshed corpses aged perfecty burried under 6 feet of top grade graveyard dirt. After 8 months of maturing we pickle them in our very own secret mixture of bile and entrails.
Prices are affordable, for just 100 gold pieces you can bless someone every month.
Please provide the location of their mailbox and we will ensure that for one year they recieve a corpse every month. Want to give even more fun?, we will make one delivery for every 100 gold with a price break at a dozen.
Please make your orders and leave them with out esteemed representative Phibrizzo.
Dont dally, sign someone up for "The Corpse of the Month Club"
You will be charged the fee on a monthly basis and a required to sign up for atleast one year. |
mannaka no
ana ni sounyuu
awari kana |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 19 Jan 2004 06:43 PM |
*Pickston and Jessup drag the last of the six bodies found in the mailbox outside of PAJWT*
Says to himself: "Phibrizzo's gonna need his mail in a seperate box aw ma thinkin"
*clears sweat from Forehead* |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 19 Jan 2004 06:50 PM |
*A note partially covered by the above*
Wanted - Information regarding the recent rash of grave robberies
There has been a sudden increase in looting of graveyards, the graves despoiled and bodies missing. There appears to be no pattern to this looting, but graveyards in the Midor, Port Royal area's as well as the graveyards of many of the smaller towns in the Realm.
This is very disconcerting as it is unsure the motive behind these. Is it some person or cult using the corpes for some perverted pleasure? Or is some group of malevolent wizards attempting to perform some heinous experiments on the bodies of our dearly departed friends and relatives.
Any information regarding this travesty can be brought to your local authoritative representitive. Surely this is something that can be stopped with the cooperation of all the good people of the land if we work together. |
~Alosynth
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 19 Jan 2004 09:44 PM |
| Merith will be looking in this for the months to come |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 20 Jan 2004 01:45 AM |
We have a package for you Mr. McIath. It has been delivered to your room with strict instructions to be opened only by you. If you don't mind me asking sir, do you know what it is? It *is* rather heavy.
Thank you inkeeper. As to the package, I have no idea as I was not expecting anything. I'll let you know if it is something interesting.
*Luther goes to his room where a rather large box rests on the floor near the door. He takes a small axe and proceeds to open the box carefully"
Oh.... what in Hades'... *vomit* |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 04:47 AM |
*narrows eyes at the delivery guy bearing mail*
Several large packages labelled "TO:Phibrizzo" and on the sides "Perished goods" as well as "not fragile, kick and throw" in red and black arrive at PAJWT.
Crikey.. *shakes head* |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 03:51 PM |
| Could I (Hans Wilhelm) order a subscription? You may deliver it to my dear friend Loli Dankirk, whos mailbox may be found in the dwarven city. Thanks a bunch, payment will arrive by ship from my current residence. |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 04:08 PM |
Could I (Hans Wilhelm) order a subscription? You may deliver it to my dear friend Loli Dankirk, whos mailbox may be found in the dwarven city. Thanks a bunch, payment will arrive by ship from my current residence.
*you recieve a foul smelling piece of parchment*
As per order non-dwarves are forbidden to ender the dwarven city. If a dwarven delivery boy can be procured by next month delivery time a package will be delivered and you will be contacted for payment. Please retain posession of this bill untill payment is collected.
1 Subscription ordered for one Loli Dankirk in the Dwarven city, Confirmation pending.
Cost of one subscription per month - 100 gp
12 month total time frame - net total cost 1,200 gp.
*a second page has been attached to the back*
Your order may be accompanied by a letter if you so choose, the total cost is 100 gp + 1 gp per word over 25. Please use the space below to include any message you would like the recipient to recieve. This charge will be applied only once, no fee will be charged if you choose to send no message.
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~Thankyou for you subscription. |
mannaka no
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awari kana |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 05:58 PM |
*Moderation Note*
Vives is a world for serious roleplay, the desecration of graves is a serious offence, as is the delivery of corpses or ordering of such. It would be within a DM's right to modify alignments substantially of anyone participating in such. As well, pretty much any municipality (with the possible exception of Maldovia and Naillamne) would prosecute any such offenses to an extent outmatched perhaps only by murder. As well, I do not want to hear of any on e character or player being singled out or targetted en mass.
Edit: My meaning of this post is to make clear that joking around about such things is fine in IRC or an out of character environment, but to take place in game is a serious offence against the morals and laws of most Vivessian civilizations and inhabitants. |
~Alosynth
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 06:21 PM |
*OOC* edit my allign all you want, i doubt you cna make it any worse than - all the way. Also corpse are had lying on the ground in the kobold fort. You cant even rob graves. Well, you can rob them but you cant get any corpses.
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mannaka no
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awari kana |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 27 Jan 2004 07:17 PM |
Yeah as an OOC aside it is IC...a ghastly character at that with ghastly alignment but still IC .
~Fenarisk |
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Re: Corpse of the Month Club
Posted: 28 Jan 2004 07:47 AM |
*Hans looks at the note*
Jeez, some people can't take a joke, can they? |
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