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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 26 Jun 2007 08:02 PM |
| ((I new I could fine it. These are really funny.)) |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 26 Jun 2007 08:55 PM |
| ))You beat me, I looked for it for 20 minutes and gave up(( |
The Legacy Saga |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 27 Jun 2007 07:51 PM |
113 - When you look at items and wonder what the magical properties are.
114- when I look at my ring made from the same ston as Stone Hinge and say it's a druid’s ring,
+2 to animal empathy
Casts barkskin (9) use/day
115- When you start carrying a 20 sided di to make personal checks (such as: should I buy this pair of shoes. . .)
((I do that. . a lot)) |
All Rincewind could manage to say was, "You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree."
Durellae Snorted "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?" . . .
(Terry Prachett, "The Color of Magic") |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 27 Jun 2007 08:04 PM |
116 - When you start to think of random decks of cards as tools for intimidation.
116.5 - When you start to believe that, should you roll high enough on your Bluff check, you could pass said random decks off as Decks of Hazard and gain a circumstance bonus to Intimidate.
117 - You wonder how much damage things around your house would do under the Improvised Weapons rule.
118 - You stare at your wardrobe and wonder which would give you the highest bonus to your Charisma.
119 - Metal garbage cans start to look like suits of armor, and you wonder how much of your Dexterity bonus you could retain after some modifications.
120 - You stare at someone for a long moment, narrow your eyes, and say aloud (or think inwardly), "I wonder what your Hit Dice are."
121 - You go to an Antique exhibit, see one of those fan displays of swords, and wonder if any of those blades are Masterwork or Vorpal.
{( Guilty of all of those within the last week and a half. )} |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 28 Jun 2007 09:01 AM |
| 122 - You think it's educational to take your three year old daughter on a tour of the Buckshire region to show her wildlife in its natural habitat such as boars, bears, falcons and ...um... stirges. |
T'mok Gurzi
Resident Gnoll Warlord
patron for the noble yet drink addled
Timik Gorozai the Mistake |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 02:56 AM |
| 123 - You are still reading the forums after 10 years. |
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Re: 100 Reasons you need to seek a Shrink!!!
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 03:00 AM |
| ((ZING!)) |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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