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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 09 Feb 2005 02:46 AM |
Thats right Carlton..... instult the big man himself.
That said... did we just hear an admission from the Divine Architect himself that he has been inclined to metagame? *grins* |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Feb 2005 07:59 AM |
All mine are from Vives. Thus far it would have to be a toss-up between (1) Vrodo accidentally sitting on the Emperor, (2) Gabe being resurrected by being chomped on the nose by the Emperor-tortoise, (3) Sara, Vurbag, Faldan and Miramil's snowfight in Whipsnade Pass or (4) Tristan being a meeeeanie.
I'll put a commented transcript of #4 up because it's reasonably long and the most recent:
((This is in Ferein in the Bath/Inn. Attycus, Tristan and Miramil just wandering around Ferein beforehand was pretty funny in of itself, but this was the highlight. Attycus is long gone by this point and he missed out.))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Halllooo!
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *echo*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *grins*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Nice acoustics, all right.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Aala
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *prod* What have you written.
((<-- Tristan is a bard; he'd taken lots of notes the previous day because of the fiasco they'd had out at Fiirkrag.))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Written?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *prodprod*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *picks her up*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Eeh!
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Stop it.
((Tristan walks over to the edge of the pool))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Noooo.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *holds her above the water*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *grins*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *pokes Tristan's nose* Bully.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *lowers her really close*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *squirms*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts her back on the edge*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *grins*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *points to Emperor*
((Tristan is a mean bad man; back at the Ferein Shore he'd taken the Emperor and put him on his own head))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts the emperor in the water*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Um, no.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] No?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *picks up him*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] It's a turtle
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Torrrtoise.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Dont they like water?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Um, Tortoise
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Ya...
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Tortoise. Land dweller.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Ah
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] /that's/ the difference
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Digs burrows.
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Turtle sea dweller. Has flippers.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *shakes the emperor*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Terrapin amphibian. Lives on water's edge but can go on land.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Aala... what happens if I shot the Emperor?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Wha?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Will he get hurt?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] No. Just grumpy.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Can I try?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Nooo.
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Bad Tree-stan.
((<--The explanation for that joke is really long...))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Pleeeeaaase?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] No.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Please
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Why?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Because I never shot an Emperor before
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] No.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] It's just part of the interesting unique expereinces in life
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Please...
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] You are turning into a Mister Pes.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Mister Pes?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Uhh huhh.
((Pes likes to run around and hack and slash and laugh afterwards.))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I just want to shoot him...
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Pes? Why?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] The Emperor
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Because of the Emperor?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *whistles an immitation of a moving arrow*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] No, I want to shoot the Emperor
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Hm...
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] What does that have to do with shooting Pes?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Nothing. I dont know Pes
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts the emperor on top of the thingie*
((The "thingie" was a dresser; the Emperor was too high up for Miramil to reach))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] But then why do you want to shoot him?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I want to shoot Pes
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I mean
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] The Emperor
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Why?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] What?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *pokes Tristan*
((Tristan steps back from the dresser and equips his bow))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *nocks an arrow* You're not tall enough *grins*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Oh, it wont hurt him!
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I won't make it a strong shot
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] I will never hear the end of it.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Nope, but you have little choice *grins*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *aims at the Emperor*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *pokes Tristan with the poke-o-matic*
((The "poke-o-matic" is just a regular run-of-the-mill clawed staff))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *poke*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *pulls the string slightly*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *sighs*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *bops the arrow*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Hey!
((Tristan crosses over to the centre of the room, faaar from the dresser against the wall))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *stands on the stone bench*
((Miramil walks over to the dresser, poke-o-matic still in hand))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Oh! No no!
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *knocks Emperor off and catches him*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *makes a sad face*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *tucks Emperor under arm*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I wanted to shoot him
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *sticks tongue out at Tristan*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *picks her up*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *squirms*
((Tristan walks over to the pool again))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts her in the water*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] You are soo going to get your ankles bitten by Bunt!
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Eeh!
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *grins*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Can I shoot the Emperor now?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] No.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Will you make undead tea and serve it to Mister Gukathul?
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] No...
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Hmph.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] ...
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Shoot?
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *bops Tristan on the nose with free hand*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] ...
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *picks her up again*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Gahh.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts her on his shoulder*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *messes up Tristan's hair*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] If you dont let me shoot the Emperor, I wont- Hey!
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] A dragon?
((<--Running gag. Long story short, "Hey, it's a dragon!" is now a new way of greeting someone.))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] It's not like I fix it anyway...
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] ... I'm not puting you down
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] At least not untill you let me shoot the Emperor
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *sighs* You force my hand, mortal! Fear demonladyperson!
((Note: to get this joke, you should know that Miramil had just died prior to coming to Ferein. Sola and Tristan dragged her to safety and fetched Rasputin to resurrect her. Upon being raised she babbled some nonsense about hearing Nu'men saying she wasn't allowed to die until she'd fulfilled the oath [to help Fri'el get her soul back]. And I quote, "He was all oooh nooo you will not diiie and iiif youuu dooo yooouu become demon laddyy."))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Nope
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *tries to snatch the emperor*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *opens tanglefoot bag and pours goo down back of Tristan's armour*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Heeeeeyyyy
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *squirms*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] RAAARRR!
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *puts her down*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Arr
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Raar! Demonladygnome on rampage!
((Miramil brandishes tambourine))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *rattle*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Ick!
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *squirms*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I dont have anything to wear!
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *squirm* Grr
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *points* Robes.
((She's pointing to the changing room where there's a supply of robes))
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *squirm*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *takes off the chain and gets into the water*
((Miramil goes off to get Tristan some robes))
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] *puts down folded-up robes*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] *cleans his armor*
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Don't mess with demonladyperson.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Oh, just wait
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Raar. *rattle*
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] I'll get you back for that
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Whaat! That was me getting back at you.
[W.Artist] Tristan Tir'end: [Talk] Now turn around unless you want to see me almost naked
[Castillo] Miramil Ashwyckle: [Talk] Silly Tree-stan.
((Miramil walks out of the room. The episode continued in the Inner City of Ferein but it was more running/spellcasting and less chatting.)) |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Feb 2005 08:30 AM |
Eh My funniest RP experience? Well let me tell you the story.
I wuz sittin next to this tree wun dey... Ya seez I'z a Followa of Gruumsch... Da all seein Big Guy. I dunno howz I gotz wid dis groop I wuz wid. Bah a wurtless umie mage an a annoyin Halfling... I swerz all dem halflins haz gotta be kilt.
eNeweyz.. I wuz a konsukratin ma swurd to Gruumsch... .. Ya know coverin it wid rat blud... lettin it dry... Sayin Gruumsch a lotto timez.. dunno wat dat duz... but eh I sed it a gud many timz. An I was sittin cross legged next to dis tree doin dis. An outta da korner of ma eyz.. I seez dis dang halflin... sneekin over to da mage... She wuz won o dem... Wimminz gotz skillz typz ya noz? Da wunz ya juss dun wanna buy a ale fer. An she wuz sleepin. An diz halfin heza just sneekin close to da mage.. an I watchez im... he reechez out to da bag dat da mage had.... an he tryz ta untiz it... An WHAM!!!!... the Mage wuzn asleep she wuz playin possumlike and she bashez da runt upseyd da ead.... Now diz is funnee... cuz I'z a tinkin I'd a like ta bashez da halfin.... (fer a totallee diferen reezun ya see... juss cuz e'z anooyin.) An she startz ta chasin da halfin roun da tree I'z sittin at.
Nowz I not wun o dem intuleektual Orkz... I'z juss gud at sweengin a swurd. An now I'z gettin dizzee. An theyz a juss runnin roun da tree..... Itz now gettin borin so I figurrz I speedz it up... I straighteen outs me legz.. and da halfin tripz. An den all da fun beginz... the mage was beetin da holly libin dogdoodoo outta da halfin.. an I wuz Cheerin er on... afta it was all ova... I uzd sum o da halfin bludd dat was splashed aroun da tree... and started konsukratin ma swurd wid it... Gruumsch.... Gruummsch... Gruummsch... Gruummsch.... It wuz a gud day.
Ell. |
Ellarin Starpyre
Glaia
Suigat Datten |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 15 Feb 2005 08:25 AM |
Well, it's not /really/ RP, but here's something that made me laugh.
Trent Kelten: [Tell] I hope! And I want foreplay!
-Barnas |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 07:02 AM |
Well, it's not /really/ RP, but here's something that made me laugh.
Trent Kelten: [Tell] I hope! And I want foreplay!
-Barnas
*glares*
The intention was solely that I wanted Jet the vampiress to say or do /something/ before biting and drinking blood from Tristan's neck!
*glares at Barnas*
He is a DM that didnt manage to kill me.
HA! Where is your DM dignity now?! |
WickedArtist: I think he needs a proper elf.
WickedArtist: A christmas elf!
Tasra: Any sort of elf that actually smiles ;o
Gasp! Scandalous!!! |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 07:12 AM |
"He is a DM that didnt manage to kill me.
HA! Where is your DM dignity now?!"
Oh dear.... now you've gone and made him mad
*waits for various pieces of WA's PCs to litter the landscape* |
Elvalia - Chosen of Aros
Elrith Mellin
Perin - 'Cleric (an' drewid) o' Elbreff' Weddin's an' pies a speciarality
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 07:21 AM |
Ah bless him. I think he's very brave.
*looks to see if Barnas has noticed and wonders whether to sell tickets* |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 08:35 AM |
*cackles insanely*
-Barnas |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 08:51 AM |
*cackles insanely*
-Barnas
Nah, I'm not afraid of you!
If you kill me, who would be your little toy? Uh-huh! You /need/ to turture and harrass and abuse me in every possible way, thus you need me alive!
So sayeth Wicked! |
WickedArtist: I think he needs a proper elf.
WickedArtist: A christmas elf!
Tasra: Any sort of elf that actually smiles ;o
Gasp! Scandalous!!! |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 16 Feb 2005 09:08 AM |
| He's got a point. A rather masachistic point, but a point none-the-less |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 17 Feb 2005 06:57 AM |
*sits watching WA eating popcorn and drinking fizzy apple juice from Buckshire*
oooooooooh arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wow a head |
Its easy clinging to your moral high ground when you have everything, try it when you have nothing left.
Cain Angus |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 19 Feb 2005 10:49 PM |
*glares*
The intention was solely that I wanted Jet the vampiress to say or do /something/ before biting and drinking blood from Tristan's neck!
*glares at Barnas*
Trent, you mean. Trent! |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 20 Feb 2005 07:40 AM |
She can bite Tristan's neck too, though.
-Barnas |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 22 Feb 2005 06:27 AM |
Not exactly my funniest but I was somewhat amused when travelling through Mirghul for one of the Goblins to proclaim.
"Stop Villain. Halt in the name of Midoran justice"
Didnt realise they were on Vidus's payroll! *grins* |
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.
Akril
Quinellieth. 20th Circle of the Order of the Ring |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 01 May 2005 08:48 AM |
Famous last words to the Undead God himself in his own temple:
[pdwalker] Lucifer McIath: [Talk] *shrugs* Midoran will see to you *as he dies* |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 09 May 2005 08:21 AM |
At Paws, a chicken starts pecking at Agnes' feet. I couldn't help it. I had to make her say something.
Agnes Myrhaile: *Looks down at the chicken* What?
Agnes Myrhaile: You like that? Huh? Do ya?
Dante Fiirheart: *facepalms*
Agnes Myrhaile: Did I give ya permission to peck my ankles, punk?
Agnes Myrhaile (in Animal): *Clucks* Did I? I don't think so!
Agnes Myrhaile: *Picks up the chicken*
Agnes Myrhaile: *Looks the chicken in the eye*
((At this stage, the chicken ran off))
Agnes Myrhaile: *Puts the chicken back down and lets it run off*
Agnes Myrhaile: Huh. Chicken.
Dante Fiirheart: *claps*
Agnes Myrhaile: What?
Dante Fiirheart: Nothing *smirks*
Agnes Myrhaile: They can be pretty fearsome, ya know. Unless ya handle them roight.
Dante Fiirheart: Fearsome chickens? Maybe for defenseless seeds.
Agnes Myrhaile: Hmph. You've obviously never met the dire breed.
Dante Fiirheart: *shrugs*
Dante Fiirheart: Unless it's ten times their size, I can handle it
Agnes Myrhaile: Nah, just ten times more fierce. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 03:34 AM |
Salt and Alton meeting Frobozz and... Frobozz.
If you combined all the crazy mages in Vives, they would still be nowhere near as crazy as Frobozz.
* * *
[starryice] Frobozz : [Talk] Who is this Bigby fellow
[starryice] Frobozz : [Talk] and what is his obsession with green hands?
[pdwalker] Frobozz : [Talk] a hack
[pdwalker] Frobozz : [Talk] a complete hack
[starryice] Frobozz : [Talk] Disgusting.
[starryice] Frobozz : [Talk] Who knows where they've been.
* * *
Salt Sower: You're quite a well-formed little halfling, you know that?
Alton Highhill: Dun' say dat ta me! It's freaky
(Salt and Alton, walking around half-naked and lost in the Frobozz Mines, and under a spell that prevents them from putting on any other clothes) |
The subculture of my dreams
Is waiting for me to fall asleep.
I know you're scared—you should be.
I know you're scared. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 09:56 AM |
(Salt and Alton, walking around half-naked and lost in the Frobozz Mines, and under a spell that prevents them from putting on any other clothes)
I was lucky enough to witness the aftermath - and that was easily the funniest thing I've seen in Vives. Followed by Alton attempting to polymorph into something else to try and cover the fact that he was naked. Brilliant. :D |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 12:01 PM |
Aye, I had fun "accidentally" squishing body parts that fell off while he was in zombie mode lol
-V |
I'm The Cult of Personality. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 01:33 PM |
I don't even know how Frobozz(s) was accomplished during that encounter. I like to pretend it was one virtuoso DM but suspect it must have been at least five. It was DM artistry I tell you! Moustache pratfalls! Everyone should meet Frobozz.
Once. |
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about dying."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means lying in the ground with dirt on your face and holding your breath forever."
-Burt Reynolds, "The End" |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Aug 2005 01:45 PM |
Heh...
Starry Ice? Our work here is done. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 05 Nov 2005 05:17 AM |
Willom, Nico, Iris and Lillian try to write a play about the paladin rebellion.
Wilom - Actor, playwright
Nico - Actor, playwright, assistant to Willom
Iris - Willom's business partner
Lillian - rebel paladin, currently being interrogated by this bunch of loonies ;)
Willom Wilde: Ah, if I may...I can tell you how I see this...
Nicodimus the Scribe: *looks at Willom*
Willom Wilde: I would like a chorus to lead into each act, singing of a brief history to the audience.
Nicodimus the Scribe: *fixates*
Willom Wilde: This chorus will then introduce our characters and set the stage, so to speak.
Iris Tammarack: Oh, very nice.
Nicodimus the Scribe: Oh spiffy!
Lillian Blackstone: ~Looks at Willom as if he's speaking Elven~
Lillian Blackstone: Ah... very good, sir.
Nicodimus the Scribe: *smiles happily*
Willom Wilde: *Notices Lillian's confused look* Oh, my dear. I'm sorry. A chorus is simply a group of singers, who traditionally introduce the history of a play and move the story along.
Lillian Blackstone: ~Waves a hand~ Yes, I know what a chorus is. I was in the choir.
Nicodimus the Scribe: Oh
Willom Wilde: *Nods* Well! There you have it!
Nicodimus the Scribe: A singer!
Lillian Blackstone: *Quickly* So. The story.
Willom Wilde: *Eyes glimmer to Nico's words* Oh, yes! Lillian! You could be in the chorus!
Lillian Blackstone: *Horrified look*
Nicodimus the Scribe: *teeth grinning*
Iris Tammarack: Yes, we will need a lot of singers.
Willom Wilde: In fact...the entire chorus could be fully outfitted Paladins! Oh, how marvellous!!!
Lillian Blackstone: *Pinches the bridge of her nose* Midoran's mercy...
Nicodimus the Scribe: Oh Willom thats a fantastic idea!
Willom Wilde: *Rubs hands together* This will be most glorious!
Nicodimus the Scribe: *gasp*
Willom Wilde: *Gestures emphatically* Shields and swords in choreographed motion and deep baritone voices chanting!
Lillian Blackstone: *Clears her throat*
Lillian Blackstone: What about the story?
Willom Wilde: *Stops suddenly* Oh, oh yes. The story. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 05 Nov 2005 08:56 AM |
| *lol* |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 05 Nov 2005 01:28 PM |
*Scratches head*
What? I really don't see anything funny about this.
Now, the Paladin leg-kick routine in the second act, however..... |
Willom Wilde--Actor, Playwrite, Head of Wilde's Vials, and fearful of all things cheesy
Califus Sarten--Mercenary for Hire
Bennigan Songsinger--Brooding bard. |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 17 Dec 2006 02:46 AM |
[W.Artist] Alton Highhill: *sighs dramatically*
[W.Artist] Alton Highhill: *watches it longingly*
[Fictrix] Natana: Thanks. *Snaps it in half*
[Sa'koless] Syluné Almare Tindomerel: . . .
[W.Artist] Alton Highhill: !!!!!!!
[renter6] Salt Sower: ((ha!))
[istaboli] Bidee: *tears up and pouts*
[Fictrix] Natana: All right, all aboard. I'll get the crew to help you out with your cargo.
[UltimatiumOmega] Tristian Vike: Hey! You can't just break a man's wand like that!
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Hahaha Tristian! *Falls out of chair laughing* |
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