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Forums  > Roleplay  > Storylines  > A Song, From the Hand of Me     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: A Song, From the Hand of Me  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 12:11 PM ((I think everyone knows who I'm talking about, and we're still good friends :P)) "The Hung Cleric" There was once a lass pretty as sin And she had great powers deep within She healed and she helped Wherever a pain yelped And she undid all our fine work! We grabbed a long rope She hadn’t given up hope We shied from the light As to keep out of sight And she soon was giving a querk Well she did the gallows dance She had pissed in her pants She was quite abashed But the rope had made a long gash And soon she bled out on the floor The body was limp She was mocked by a gimp She was paraded about the streets Soon we had a great feast And we were happy for more But with the guards it did not sit They threw a great fit The hunted us as dogs We hid behind logs And we repelled their every attack We looted the bodies between every fight It wasn’t of need but rather of spite We soon had to retreat It was a great feat But our comrades covered our backs The guards never caught us Though they put up a fuss So we fetched another healer Who would soon be a stealer Because we were going to keep the soul The soul was soon split So one could not save it We stored the parts in bottles Her memory we refused to coddle And we tossed them in the sea of ‘ole!  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 01:55 PM Would -someone- kindly post a reply or two? I would like to know what people think of it. Otherwise I might think nobody liked it! And surely -someone- had to like it! (I hope :P)  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 02:02 PM Which cleric are you on about? -Barnas  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 03:36 PM Fri'el of course!  Sug 80flavours.com Joined: 14 Apr 2003 Total Posts: 448 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 04:05 PM whehehehe lol. "ehehehehe,.." Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.  Barnas Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 3322 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 08 Dec 2003 05:50 PM For the last time you are -not- soul jaring my PC! -Barnas  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 09 Dec 2003 10:35 AM a) I only -thought- of your PC while writing it. I'm hoping they might make it into a songbook IG so bards will sing my tale :P b) Well, really isn't a B :D Here's another one I wrote, though I have that slight feeling it won't be put IG :P The Land Before Vives There was a DM He was a mean man He gave many people a fright I didn’t agree with him It was a great sin So I had to keep out of sight Soon there was war I had made up some lore To describe in great detail This man was a God I thought him a clod So I put it into my tale He was not glad In fact he was mad But he chose not to show his teeth The next time we met There was a great fret It seemed I was showing grief I knew not its mean I was still a newbie So I continued in my ways Soon they caught on Me they spied on And I was banned for the rest of my days The lesson was learned A second chance was not earned All my friends I left behind I learned how to roleplay I was on every day Manners were soon put into my mind My good other friend His time was to end For he was going to Vives I followed him in Great fun was within And I have been here a good many days My skills are much greater I’m a respected player Except I kill all my chars But that is Okay I can change my ways If only I have a care Post your comments!  Rachel Joined: 02 May 2003 Total Posts: 38 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 19 Dec 2003 05:07 PM ooh ooh! That was Fraghaus! And they really banned you for RPing!? o_O  Tasra www.bgmod.com Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 1364 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 21 Dec 2003 03:08 AM Here's a couple Christmas Carols Vivevanized. The first is to the tune of "Oh tannenbaum", the second is to the tune of the first verse of "We three kings" (I can't remember anything else of it ) Okay... Oh Arathon, Oh Arathon, how lethal are thy monsters, Oh Arathon, Oh Arathon, how lethal are thy monsters! You have them shoot heavy bows Or have them summon just for show Oh Arathon, Oh Arathon, how lethal are thy monsters Oh Quietus, Oh Quietus, you debug the game for us Oh Quietus, Oh Quietus, you debug the game for us Where would we be without your skill? Whe we might leave or easily kill Oh Quietus, Oh Quietus, you debug the game for us Oh Great DM's, Oh Great DM's, we love you so very much Oh Great DM's, Oh Great DM's, we love you so very much You give us quests to complete And then we flee and use our feet Oh Great DM's, Oh Great DM's, we love you so very much Oh Role Players, Oh Roleplayers you are truely important Oh Role Players, Oh Roleplayers you are truely important This is why we are here For everyones fun we do fear Oh Role Players, Oh Roleplayers you are truely important Okay, this one is the spiffy cool "We three kings" one. We three players of Vives are Fighting monsters near and far Questing here sojourning there Traveling with many a care There before us is a corpse Disappearing are our hopes Surely the DM will truely save us Oops I forgot he sent to slay us Who is this mean old DM? It's probly Ara drunk again There's a Balor here's a Solar This destruction shall spread very far Your armor you should don If not you'll be dead by dawn Run with speed and you shall see Yet another day full of glee You are now safe again But you wonder when will it end Every day you escape your doom Yet with Ara you shall die soon Hope you enjoy!  Coruva Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Total Posts: 325 Send PM   Re: A Song, From the Hand of Me Posted: 21 Dec 2003 09:18 AM Great job Tasra! When is the "Its A Vives Christmas" CD coming out? Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > Roleplay  > Storylines  > A Song, From the Hand of Me