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DMs: Insanity
Posted: 31 May 2005 04:18 PM |
Beware.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:25:20] Melissa Lyle: *She looks over without really seeming to see the other woman, smiling strangely*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:25:36] Melissa Lyle: Good morning!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:25:46] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Good morning.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:26:18] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: ...why is there always meat cooking on that fire? *tilts head*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:26:41] Melissa Lyle: Maybe it's magic! A new Gnomish invention!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:26:47] Melissa Lyle: *She laughs melodically*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:27:00] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: I don't think so.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:27:08] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: I havn't seen any gnomes around here, really.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:27:35] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: How curious.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:27:55] Melissa Lyle: Maybe there is no reason behind it; it is just -there-.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:28:20] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: But someone would have to put it there.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:28:25] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Unless it put itself there.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:28:38] Melissa Lyle: Perhaps it did put itself there.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:29:04] Melissa Lyle: An act of sacrifice! It walked here, and threw itself upon its funeral pyre... and there it is to this day.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:29:32] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It must be cursed, then. Otherwise it would have burnt away by now.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:29:55] Melissa Lyle: Cursed indeed, to never die. To be breakfast and lunch and dinner every day.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:30:02] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: The Gods must hate it because it wanted to destroy itself. So they stopped it. But they still let it burn, and be eaten.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:30:35] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Cursed just like us.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:30:39] Melissa Lyle: Yet even that must end someday...
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:30:56] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: When the gods themselves die.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:31:05] Melissa Lyle: Like us? How so? *Her strange unfocused gaze drifts over*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:31:30] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Because the Gods cursed it for doing what it wanted to do. They played with it.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:31:44] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It wanted to burn. They would not let it.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:31:55] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It is like us. One of their little toys.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:32:34] Melissa Lyle: Even the playtime of the gods has its scheduled end.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:02] Melissa Lyle: The toys go back in the box,
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:06] Melissa Lyle: one by one
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:16] Melissa Lyle: *She makes a walking motion with two fingers*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:19] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Yes. When the world itself wraps around them, and I twist, play, we all become one.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:24] Melissa Lyle: and then the lid is shut forever.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:33:42] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bye bye toys.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:34:04] Melissa Lyle: *She laughs melodically* And bye bye children. Time for bed. Bedtime forever.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:34:19] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bye bye mommy! Night night daddy!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:34:33] Melissa Lyle: See you in the morning that will never come.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:34:44] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No more sunrise. Only sleep.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:35:11] Melissa Lyle: A strange sort of sleep. Forever and never.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:35:24] Melissa Lyle: Where everything drifts in nothing and nothing comes out of everything.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:35:52] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: And hell is gone, the demons freed. Dancing in the neverness of eternity.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:36:05] Melissa Lyle: Dancing with angels! Hand in hand!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:36:20] Melissa Lyle: And there is no telling the difference between the two.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:36:32] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: For they began the same, and end the same.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:36:57] Melissa Lyle: *She steps towards the fire and looks towards the spit*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:37:04] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Free it!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:37:05] Melissa Lyle: What do you think?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:37:25] Melissa Lyle: *She cups a hand to her ear* Does it agree? Does it know what we know?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:37:39] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: We told it; it must know. It must hear!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:37:47] Melissa Lyle: Can it hear? But it has no ears!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:10] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It did once.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:23] Melissa Lyle: Perhaps it has phantom ears,
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:39] Melissa Lyle: just as those who lose limbs have phantom limbs and still feel them after they are gone.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:47] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It's ghost hears, dancing in the world beyond.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:50] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It watches is.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:38:53] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *us.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:39:00] Melissa Lyle: Fly free! Escape!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:39:17] Melissa Lyle: Dance madly in the other world, the world beyond where nothing is and everything isn't!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:39:22] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Fly, pretty bird!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:39:31] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Be an angel, and a demon!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:39:47] Melissa Lyle: Burn and freeze and live and die and wake and sleep, all at once!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:40:18] B machine has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:40:19] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Kill the gods, become the gods!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:41:03] Melissa Lyle: Play with them and be played with, and then become the player.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:41:19] Melissa Lyle: And put the gods back in their box, one by one, when playtime's done.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:41:34] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Because otherwise they will leave a mess.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:41:39] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: All over the pretty nothingness.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:41:55] Melissa Lyle: But they already have. Look, around and around. This, this is their mess!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:04] Melissa Lyle: *She spreads her arms wide and twirls*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:16] Melissa Lyle: The colours! Everywhere, the colours!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:27] Melissa Lyle: Who forgot to put their crayons back?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:38] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Elbereth loves her crayons.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:45] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: And her paints.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:42:46] Melissa Lyle: It must be. Look at all this green.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:05] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: All the mess will clean itself up.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:20] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Put itself in a bag, the poof!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:25] Melissa Lyle: That is what children think. And yet the grown-ups are always left to do the cleaning.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:34] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No more mess! No more world! Bye bye mother! Bye bye Vidus!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:39] Melissa Lyle: No magic toys, no magic bag.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:43:52] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: The mess is the magic bag.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:44:04] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It will wrap itself up within itself.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:44:23] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: All gone; no more forever and never.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:44:33] Melissa Lyle: It needs help sometimes. Children cannot leave a mess without facing the consequences of their naughtiness.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:45:05] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: But the gods are the children, and they are mean.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:45:13] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: We are the mess. We will be cleared up by the mess.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:45:22] Melissa Lyle: Then our friend here will show them whatfor!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:45:29] Melissa Lyle: Tell them how mean they have been!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:45:47] Melissa Lyle: Slap them on the wrist. Give them detention. No playing until their room is clean!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:46:14] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Yes! Clean the board! Clean the board rubber!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:46:39] Melissa Lyle: Cut the puppets free, free of their tangled strings!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:46:46] Melissa Lyle: Let them dance of their own will!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:46:56] Melissa Lyle: -Her shadow wavers of its own accord-
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:49:00] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *looks at the meat curiously*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:49:30] Melissa Lyle: Do you think it has gone? Has its soul flown?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:49:56] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Gone. Gone away to the land beyond time.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:50:19] Melissa Lyle: To slap the gods upon the wrist.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:50:22] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Flown away, carried up, up, up... and gone!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:50:29] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Naughty gods! Mean gods!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:50:51] Melissa Lyle: They will cry like children and forget they are gods.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:52:01] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: And then go to bed like good children.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:52:29] Melissa Lyle: But they will not wake up. Like our friend here. Our free friend.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:53:11] Melissa Lyle: *She suddenly points to the rising smoke* See how it escapes? How clever. Burning away into the atmosphere, never to be seen again.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:53:27] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bye bye! Travel well!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:53:37] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Fly, fly! High, high!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:54:11] Melissa Lyle: And do not return! There is only a prison here. A multicoloured prison made of crayon-pictures scribbled by mad children.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:54:41] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Messy, broken, and all over the walls of our minds.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:54:58] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Naughty children, drawing on the walls with their crayons.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:55:13] Melissa Lyle: If only there were no walls to draw on.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:56:28] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: All walls crumble in time.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:56:36] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Crumble away! Gone, dust!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:56:41] Melissa Lyle: Time! An enemy and friend!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:56:53] Melissa Lyle: Devil! Angel! Dancing with itself!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 13:58:23] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Wings of stone, lake of fire- away! Be with them. All in peace in the land of evernothings.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:00:02] Melissa Lyle: *Her shadow dances a strange dance across the grass; but maybe it's just the firelight*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:02:15] Melissa Lyle: *Calmly she bows to the spit, and then to Fri'el* I'm Melissa. How do you do?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:03:05] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: I do very well. I'm Fri'el.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:03:46] Melissa Lyle: Splendid. *She looks at the meat* Pleased to meet you too, skkth sss sssths kkks.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:04:23] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *looks very offended at the meat*... he didn't say hello to me.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:04:41] Melissa Lyle: Oh, how rude. The gods have been a bad influence, I bet!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:09] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He has failed!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:10] Melissa Lyle: Didn't we tell you not to play with gods? Just then, just now? They are ... Bad ... Influences!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:36] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He didn't listen! He went to them, then ran right back down the stairs and back to his spit!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:41] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He wants their hell!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:54] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *kicks the spit over*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:05:58] Melissa Lyle: He wants their hell? *She echoes in shock*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:06:08] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bad meat! Naughty meat!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:06:20] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No god hell for you! No fire! No flame! No ever burning!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:06:26] Melissa Lyle: *She gasps and staggers back* Look! He picks himself back up again!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:06:39] Melissa Lyle: Choosing to suffer eternally! To burn and burn!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:06:43] Melissa Lyle: And be EATEN!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:00] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: The gods blind him! Blind, like a butterfly in a cloud!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:05] Melissa Lyle: No, skkth sss sssths kkks! I WILL NOT EAT YOU!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:16] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Tossed, and turned! Alas, he knows not what he wants!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:34] Melissa Lyle: And what if someone should come along, ignorant of his plight?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:42] Melissa Lyle: What if, what if someone begins to eat him?!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:47] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He will be eaten, and the Gods will have won!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:07:58] Melissa Lyle: Perhaps they already have eaten him.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:08:04] Melissa Lyle: And he has regrown himself.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:08:06] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Won again, the children and their magnifying glass claim another ant!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:08:48] Melissa Lyle: Why don't you want to be free? Why?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:11:10] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *sighs* Lost... the maze the gods made with their crayons surrounds him, and he cannot see outside.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:11:49] Melissa Lyle: Yes, how sad. And yet, deep down, he knows - he must! His silence speaks as loud as his shame.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:12:55] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Everybody knows. They just ignore.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:13:12] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: They want a life after. But only because they have not seen what the Gods do to them afterwards.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:13:40] Melissa Lyle: There is no after. After nothing is nothing.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:14:35] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: But there is an after before the after.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:15:08] Melissa Lyle: There is? I have not seen it. Is it messy like this place is messy?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:16:06] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It is messier, because the mistakes cannot clean up there.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:16:15] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Only the Gods rule there, and they are very untidy.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:16:41] Melissa Lyle: Eternal children. How terrible. Terrible and sad, but they should know better.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:17:09] Melissa Lyle: It's what comes of living too long. You cease to learn, then you learn -backwards-.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:17:24] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: It is the cycle. *nods*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:17:35] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Go in a line for long enough, and you will go backwards.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:17:48] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: After a brief period going sideways.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:18:02] Melissa Lyle: That is why it is best to walk diagonally.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:19:20] Melissa Lyle: I once knew someone who got very offended if you walked straight towards him. You had to approach him diagonally. His name was Tom and he was a cactus.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:19:42] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Tom was very smart, then.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:19:56] Melissa Lyle: Oh, but quite unapproachable.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:21:12] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Cactii can be prickly peopel.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:22:11] Melissa Lyle: It is because someone played a joke and the crayons were stuck with pins one day.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:22:18] Melissa Lyle: I suspect it was Kaldair.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:23:06] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *nods*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:24:26] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bad Kaldair. Naughty. Bread and water for supper.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:24:37] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He stops us talking to the wise cactii!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:24:49] Melissa Lyle: Too much cake. He has been spoilt.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:24:58] Melissa Lyle: The cake belongs to -us- now!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:16] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Our cake!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:27] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: With little chocolate bitties on top.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:35] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bad for the figure, but so tasty!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:35] Melissa Lyle: And cherries too.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:42] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: OOh. And cherries,
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:25:49] Melissa Lyle: They are? I had not noticed.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:03] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *nods sadly*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:10] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No little chocolate bitties for Fri'el.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:21] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Mummy says Fri'el has to grow up pretty and get married.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:41] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: But mummy stupid, and mummy dead!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:41] Melissa Lyle: Married? To whom? Not him, I hope! *She nods towards the spit*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:41] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Bye bye, mummy!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:26:55] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No! Not married now!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:27:18] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Free, free... dancing with the leaves at the very top of the tree.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:28:55] Melissa Lyle: It is dangerous at the very top of the tree... but free souls have no feet.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:29:12] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: No feet, no arms, no head... no meat.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:29:27] Melissa Lyle: No figure to worry about! They eat all the chocolate bitties that they want!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:29:38] Melissa Lyle: And cream! The thick and fattening kind.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:30:11] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: And cake! With icing and marzipan!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:30:35] Melissa Lyle: Ooooh
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:31:01] Melissa Lyle: Icing and marzipan! The sugary kind, that could rot teeth if one had teeth.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:32:03] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: But no teeth!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:32:35] Melissa Lyle: No teeth on souls, indeed. Nor on cake. Cakes should not have teeth or they might bite back.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:33:38] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *nods*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:33:43] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: The food eats the hungry!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:33:50] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Then turns upon itself.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:34:00] Melissa Lyle: Eats the hungry? *She echoes with horror*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:34:09] Melissa Lyle: I am not hungry! Please don't eat me!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:34:14] Melissa Lyle: *She backs away some more*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:17] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: I will not eat you.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:20] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: For I am not food.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:23] Melissa Lyle: No! Not you, him!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:30] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *looks at him*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:30] Melissa Lyle: *She points an accusing finger*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:31] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Alas!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:37] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: He will eat us!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:44] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *looks around in horror*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:44] Melissa Lyle: We must flee!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:35:48] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Run! Run!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:36:07] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: *hides behind the tree*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:36:07] Hide Check, Roll 1d20: 2 + Modifier: -8 = Total: -6
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:36:09] Melissa Lyle: *Scampers atop the rock*
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:36:37] Melissa Lyle: Wait! We will be safe with cake. Cake will not eat us, it is kind.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:37:24] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Cake has never hurt me before.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:37:26] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: We can trust cake.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:37:38] Melissa Lyle: But where to find cake?
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:37:49] B machine has left as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:38:05] Melissa Lyle: *To herself* I must remember to carry cake... next time. Next time I'll be prepared.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:38:57] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: I will seek cake in the north!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:39:01] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Seek cake in the south!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:39:27] Melissa Lyle: Yes! The Halflings must know... and I was headed there for cake anyway.
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:39:44] B machine has joined as a player..
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:39:45] Fri'el Skygem-Arna: Good luck!
[CHAT WINDOW TEXT] [Tue May 31 14:39:51] Melissa Lyle: And to you! |
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 31 May 2005 08:55 PM |
| Um... I didn't know Fri'el had a sister. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 01 Jun 2005 01:06 AM |
| I believe this should be posted on the RP Forums for all to see. Let them know the truth! Oh, let them be encouraged to laugh like mad children, to aspire to dance freely in the eternal ever-nothing that comes after life. And... let them beware, beware that corrupt and treacherous eternally burning meat on the Plains. Now we know why the Plains are crazy. Crazy, I say! One must always carry cake, particularly cake that has chocolate bitties. That way, one's safety is assured. |
The subculture of my dreams
Is waiting for me to fall asleep.
I know you're scared—you should be.
I know you're scared. |
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 01 Jun 2005 02:38 AM |
| make that...sisters. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 12 Oct 2005 01:32 PM |
There are some things that man wasnt meant to see. This is one of them
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[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] there...now let me harass ficcy
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *nods*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Talk] I won't say replacement
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *nods*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Talk] You never know
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] zactly
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] ...You're very quiet.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] ce cleric she has
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Quiet today. How strange.
Merin Angelfire: [Tell] Yeah, Cleric of Syn, turn her LG
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] *LOL*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] I suppose that means you're hungry. But really, nothing ever seems to end that. I've tried.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Holds out a hand to her side, palm-down, and makes an abrupt downward motion*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [DM] ;*Flattens*
Summoned Shadow: [Talk] *Flattens*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Looks down*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Distantly* You shouldn't be on the road. The road's not a nice place to be. And you'll get wet, poor soggy book.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Scoops up the book*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Draws a circle in the air with a finger*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] And now you're safe. What do you have to say about that?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] gave her a book of the dead...she has no lore skill to identify it
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Holds the book up to her ear*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] What? You don't talk that way?
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Pages? Indeed? How quaint.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the pages appearto be a strange form of parchment*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *pale in color*
Merin Angelfire: [Tell] lmao
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *soft to touch, yet crisp*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] she's talknig to the book
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Rubs a page between thumb and forefinger*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] I swear..she;s mad
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Shuts the book* Perhaps the meat will know.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Holds the book close and whispers* I don't trust him, but he is wise -- wiser than he ought to be.
Merin Angelfire: [DM] jump me near, gotta see this
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the book ruffles has it closes*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] here you go
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] We must be careful around him. Come.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Tucks the book under her arm*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] If he speaks about crayons -- don't listen!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] I;ve descriped the pages as smooth tot he touch, yet crisp (human skin)
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] *sniggers*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Takes the book out from under her arm and holds it up in front of her*
SERVER : [DM] Target a creature with Voice Widget to initialize system.
SERVER : [DM] Voice custom tokens initialized.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] DMFI XP Wand : What do you want to do?
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] See? That is him. The meat.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the cover is of the blackest black*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Careful, now... he is not to be trusted.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] Review XP/GP stats.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] What type?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] See the XP NEEDED for each party member to level.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] XP: What do you want to do?
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Ahem. Sir... uh... *frowns slightly, still holding the book out, as she tries to recall the meat's name*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the old man continues to wander listlessly, aimlessly*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Sskthss... no, hssthss... no, that wasn't it...
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *The movement catches her eye; still holding the book out, she turns her head to the old man*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] *cups a hand to her ear* Do I hear cuckoos?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] GREAT BIG ONES!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] if only we had any
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] I'd fly one across the plains right now
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Shakes her head and snaps out of it, turning her head back to the meat*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] What really worries me is I don't ACTUALLY think she's RPing, I think she's really like this
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] *shrug* it takes all sorts.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Slowly* Skkth sss sssths kkks.
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] I reckon it's the lucid Ficcy that's the act
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] We meet again.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] *LOL*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] This is a book I met on the road. I thought perhaps you might know each other.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *narrows her eyes warily*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the silence of the plains is only broken by the sounds of the wind*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Very well... I will come a little closer... but one false move from you and I shall make sure no cake ever speaks to you again.
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] *and the occasional cuckoo*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] No? No one you know?
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Tucks the book under her arm and takes a few steps back*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Perhaps it's just as well. We are not quite enemies yet, you and I, but I think we will be someday. If you keep on living this existence of yours.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Hmm.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] it's a healthy fascination
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] oh wait...
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] Think we need to call the van now to be honest
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell]
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] you should have turned the spit
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Tilts her head to her right side and murmurs* No, I don't think he'd like to talk to you, mister Book.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *a creak, as the spit turns a half revolution, seemingly by itself*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Talk] *sets the meat revolving slowly*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Jumps*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *and then another*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Narrows her eyes at the spit again*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *it stops*
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Talk] *rams her fist in her mouth*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] I'm taking liberties here
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] You choose this fate of your own volition, Skkth sss sssths kkks! To roast eternally!
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] Gah crap, dinner gtg
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] later
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] You could have been free. Free to dance away from the crayon-bright world.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] No! Do not approach him!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the roast remains, unmoving*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *silent except for the crackling of the fire, and the hiss of burning fat as it drips into the flames*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Don't think this is over. We know who and what you are, Fri'el and I.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] And we will run away no more! We will fight you if we must.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *crackle, hiss hiss*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Takes the book out from under her arm, holding it in both hands and addressing it*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *sszzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Friend book, will you join us in this cause?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *sssszziip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Holds the book to her ear*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *crackle*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *sssssip*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *sszzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Frowns slightly, then looks at the book* You're not very talkative, for a book.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *crackle*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] But you! *Whirls and points to the spit*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] You speak too much!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *ssszzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Ssszzzip?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the full aroma of cooked flesh fills your senses*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Shocked*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] How dare you!
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] How dare you ssszzzip at me!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *your stomach rumbles at the onslaught of smells*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Fans a hand in front of her face with her left hand* No...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *crackle*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] No! I... will not... approach you!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *szzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Clutches the book to her chest and backs away, pale*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the smells become more enticing as it is cooked to perfection*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Whispers*Friend book... I need your moral support.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the wind blows, carrying the scent on the wind*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *your mouth waters in primitive reflex*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Unnh... *covers her nose and mouth with one hand, the other still holding the book to her chest*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the memory remains*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Fie! What... what foul magic is this? He entices us to approach...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *quietly* *crackle szzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Faintly* You will not win
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the sweet smell...*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the call of your body onwards, betraying your minds decrees*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *surely one bite?*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *crackle*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *szzzipp*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] No... *hugs the book more tightly*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *again the wafting scents fill the air as the elementals play upon the wind*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *to breath, perchance to dream?*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *szzzzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Looks down at her feet* Here, in this place... we know about this place, don't we? Dare we risk it? Are we strong enough?
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the fat cooks into the fire*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Her shadow moves; the arm of the shadow stretching out of its own accord*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] I cannot do it; you must be the one.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *The shadow pools out from under her and oozes towards the spit*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] You know what you must do.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] And yet... you also know how magic is here.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Let us hope... yes, let us hope. Let us hope this works.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *szzip*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *She removes the hand from her face and makes an abrupt motion, as if flinging something forward, her fingers splaying out*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *The shadow moves*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Quickly, now! Quickly!
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Before he sees us!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the darkness consumes the fire*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] It is all right, friend book -- he cannot follow...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *but the hint of the smells remain*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Leans against the post, breathing heavily and not looking back*
Merin Angelfire: [DM] lol - Totally nuts, not sure whether it's the player or PC mind you - but totally nuts
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *a memory*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] hidden?
Merin Angelfire: [Tell] yeah
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Tell] fighting a battle with the roasted meat
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Friend book... I am sorry. But you are a part of this now.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] He will not forget you.
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] But never fear; I will protect you from that... that /meat/.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *your cloths*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *smell of fire*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *smoke, and of things that roast*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] *Squeezes her eyes shut and whispers* He will not leave me be. I smell him everywhere.
[The _ Ranger] Merin Angelfire: [Tell] *waits for hr to strip*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *a part of your mind cries out*
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *sweetness*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] We... we must be strong, friend Book.
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *and fades into teh clamour of yourmind*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Here in this place of hungry darkness he cannot find us hunt us call us
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *the smell fades*
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Mind! Mind, what are you doing in my head? I lost you, left you far behind long ago!
[starryice] Melissa Lyle: [Talk] Begone!
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *going...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *going...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *gone...
[pdwalker] Animal Priest: [Talk] *gone?
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Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 12 Oct 2005 01:36 PM |
| Bah! You cut out all my best lines! |
Elvalia - Chosen of Aros
Elrith Mellin
Perin - 'Cleric (an' drewid) o' Elbreff' Weddin's an' pies a speciarality
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 12 Oct 2005 01:43 PM |
I'll replace them in the morning
when I edited it, I thought this was a public topic.
- Paul |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 14 Oct 2005 02:18 PM |
*bump*
just for Benny, snarky comments left in. |
Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly.
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"...Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good."
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<@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 14 Oct 2005 02:26 PM |
| SNARKY? They were carefully cosidered observations. |
Elvalia - Chosen of Aros
Elrith Mellin
Perin - 'Cleric (an' drewid) o' Elbreff' Weddin's an' pies a speciarality
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 14 Oct 2005 02:51 PM |
SNARKY? They were carefully cosidered observations.
“I engage with the Snark—every night after dark—
In a dreamy delirious fight:
I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
And I use it for striking a light...” |
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Re: DMs: Insanity
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 02:13 AM |
Another one for the public forums!
DMs like messing with other DMs. Never doubt that. |
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