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Forums  > From Behind the Curtains  > From Behind the Curtains  > DMs:Widows tears     Display using: Flat View Threaded View   Oldest to newest Newest to oldest Previous Thread :: Next Thread   Author  Thread: DMs:Widows tears  Gasher_Bloodspuer Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 670 Send PM   DMs:Widows tears Posted: 29 May 2005 03:54 AM Sender: Sheikh Ferox Receiver: Gasher_Bloodspuer Sent: 29/05/2005 3:40:12 AM Received: Subject: Widow's tears Message: What I was going to do was this to the woman whose husband died right outside of Port in the beetle caves. Step one: Retrieve Bob's partially decayed body. Step 2 set him down outside, and go in and tell the wife that I had good news- that her husband wasnt dead in the cave. Step 3- once she is happy, I go outisde, bring the body in and toss it on her table. Step 4- Then I say he isnt dead in the cave, he is dead on your table! Step 5 laugh evilly, then collect her tears. ============================================================= This is the plan sent to me by the player of malakhi. Vansane has informed him he needs to get the tears of a widow in order for him to answer his questions about the name of the vampiress that stalks him. Man I'm thinkin it'd surely draw some tears !! EBIL !! EBIL!! hell he may be more evil than any vamp !!  Gasher_Bloodspuer Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 670 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 29 May 2005 04:05 AM * is reminded of south park episode 501 "Scott tenorman must die"* *does his best Cartman imitation* "Oh yes scott let me taste you tears , your tears are so yummy and so sweet. " * A delay as the other kids discuss how they should not piss off Cartman* "Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness mmm yummy .. yummy you guys"  Sirac Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 2510 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 29 May 2005 04:59 AM That's...that's...just so....SWEET! *sniffs and wipes away a tear* Dont just tap him with the xp stick for that one, whack him over the head repeatedly! *grins* Nice. Sean 'The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.' - Richard Bach, Illusions.  Solitaire Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 2220 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 29 May 2005 05:57 AM LOL !!! very funny. - Solitaire, Wizard - Ilyana Fiirhaart, High Priestess of Naruth  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 30 May 2005 10:32 PM That'll definately work. Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu.  Gasher_Bloodspuer Joined: 12 Jun 2003 Total Posts: 670 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 30 May 2005 10:34 PM We did it .. it definately worked .. I hit him with 10 point evil shift .. and a big hit with the xp stick. He got the name from Vansane.  Fictrix Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Total Posts: 3042 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 16 Jul 2013 04:30 PM Nominating for the public forums. This was another of those personal player quests I enjoyed immensely. It started quite accidentally with the Maldovian Victims temporary consequences, but soon escalated to the point where all the DMs wanted in on the action.  pdwalker Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Total Posts: 5692 Send PM   Re: DMs:Widows tears Posted: 16 Jul 2013 05:17 PM I cannot even conceive of this level of cruelty... Purpose in life: finding better ways of allowing players to kill themselves. Repeatedly. -- "...Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good." -- <@James42> Lawful good isn't in your vocabulary, it's on your menu. Previous Thread :: Next Thread  Page 1 of 1   Forums  > From Behind the Curtains  > From Behind the Curtains  > DMs:Widows tears