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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 17 Dec 2006 04:08 AM |
It's a crime against humanity! Come on, snapping a man's wand in two is like... well... snapping his wand in two! That wand will be forever broken, and useless! No man deserves to walk with a broken wand. Well, maybe there's a few that do, but nonetheless!
I'd kill if someone snapped my wand, that's for sure. |
Tristian and Elghinn.
NWN logon =UltimatiumOmega
Lost item: Fire Bomb
Tristian Vike damages Erin: 19 (19 Fire)
Tristian Vike damages Tristian Vike: 7 (7 Fire)
Tristian Vike damages Kard Snyder: 10 (10 Fire) |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 17 Dec 2006 04:18 AM |
Wow. Old thread. o.O
I have a lot of Vives/NwN experiences that I find entertaining; nothing others would care for, however.
*Wonders what's so bad about necrophilia.*
Anyway, during a PnP campaign in D&D 3.5, our DM was vicious and cruel. I'd gone through a dozen Characters, and was running out of ideas. I dug through his collection of manuals (since I'm so dastardly cheap and he had many) and found one for the Dragonlance Campaign Setting.
Now, being an avid fan of the Dragonlance series, I picked it up and thumbed through it, intrigued. The things I'd seen there inspired me to bug David (the DM) to let me play a Kender character, of all others. (I initially wanted to play a Draconian, since I actually have those stats in the back of one of my DL books.)
So, David agreed. But he wasn't happy, since he had to draw up the stats for me. A brief fight scene for the rest of the party, and they "bump" into my naked Kender trapped in prison. The 'lil bugger is freed and promptly "borrows" a set of clothes off the dwarf and skips away.
The party, by the by, consisted of a Dwarf Archivist (think Cleric that learns like a Wizard), Human Blood Magus (Played by moi), Elven Druid, a Raptoran (spelling?) Warlock, and a Half-Elven Ranger (played occasionally by the DM's older sister; otherwise a prop).
These guys cluelessly follow the Kender about half-way into the dungeon when they come upon a fork in the path. Kender tries the patented body compass technique and skuttles off to the left. The Dwarf, realizing he no longer has his axe, chases after the runt. Everyone else (cleverly) goes to the right.
The latter portion of the party went on to fight an Iron golem. Fun stuff. The Kender, on the other hand, managed to piss off an Imp.
The great part about this is the fact that Imps have Damage Reduction. And, since my Kender was, for all intents and purposes, a Halfling with an unconcious-theft complex, I had a 9 STR, and was swinging a shaft of wood that barely qualified (with a -1 to Damage and AB) as a quarterstaff.
So there I am, flailing away at the Imp while he's poking me with his poison tail. I made a couple of good hits; but since House Rules say Imps are immune to Crits and Sneak Attack, I could very well have been fighting the wall. By the time the Dwarf caught up to retrieve his axe, all he found was an Imp smoking a hemp stick (filched off the Kender's pooling corpse) and a pool of what's best described as acid. Pure, undiluted acid. The kind of stuff you see in the 'Alien' movies.
The Kender went on to deal 4d6 Acid to the Blood Magus (irony) and was, from then on, carried around in a magic jar, to be used in the most dire of situations. Turns out Urethral Dragons aren't immune to acid damage, but I figure that's a story for a different time.
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And, heck. Another one:
My first foray into the world of Modern d20 with my usual D&D group, minus the DM, was at first very, very boring. Rip-off Resident Evil world, complete with zombies that like to munch on gray matter.
In fighting this horribly easy nemesis, we came upon these hounds from the metaphorical Hell. You know, Resident Evil...
On sight, those things required Will saves to avoid pissing ourselves. The guy beside me, a melee class with Archaic Weapon Proficiency, dropped his sword and ran, screaming; later to attract more of the buggers. I barely made the save, but the DM said that, since I only just -barely- made it, that I was panicked for two rounds.
First round, I fire off a shot. Since those things were something like forty-five feet away, I didn't have to worry about them "getting up in my grill." They move up, and my turn again. The DM takes over at this point, grabs my Character Sheet, and grins that nice, warm, fuzzy grin those people get when they find a way to screw the PC's over.
He circles something on my equipment page and slides it over the table. I pick the sheet up and die a little inside.
Thermite grenades.
If memory serves, this was a hospital. A hospital with thin walls; and since hospitals are filled with all sorts of pressurized gasses...Yeah.
I rolled a '1' on my ranged touch, too. That was...Surprisingly in-character for that particular campaign, but completely unintentional.
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And, to sum it all up, all - I repeat, -all- of the pranks listed here were performed. I had the privilage of enacting the Princess thing.
http://www.planetadnd.com/humor/misc_humor/jokesnpranks.php
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 17 Dec 2006 06:53 AM |
This might be one of those cases where you just had to be present but...
I’ve participated in only one LRP (vampire) and most of the other players were novices as well. This one guy thought he’s discovered a loophole in the rules: he had a skill which enabled him to run so fast that he’s practically invisible, so he goes and runs around two others talking, in order to eavesdrop on them. When the GM found out, he told him that he could do it but he’d have to remember to drink up afterwards, because using a skill burns blood. So the feller skulked at the drinking station looking embarrassed and poured a couple of litres of juice down his throat.
And this is by far my favourite Vives one, or a part of it at least. I was standing in Buckshire for god knows how long, giggling like mad most of the time.
[21:05:50] Astrid: Har har har
[21:05:51] Bevin McFife: *Flicks them into the air until three are being juggled*
[21:06:00] Astrid: *holds her bellly as she laughs*
[21:06:05] Bevin McFife: *Flicks them one after another onto the brim of Astrid's hat*
[21:06:17] Dana Allennard: *looks for something she understands, settles on a tree*
[21:06:21] Astrid: *a bat peeks out at the disturbance*
[21:06:29] Astrid summons familiar.
[21:06:41] Helena Morninglory: *inches away quietly*
[21:06:44] Dana Allennard: BAT
[21:06:46] Bevin McFife: Oi, that were a good bit 'o fun
[21:06:46] Alis Rapidshill: *eyes the bat*
[21:06:47] Nerius: *Squeeks at bevin*
[21:06:58] Alis Rapidshill: *glances at Dana, then the bat*
[21:06:59] Bevin McFife: *Sticks her tongue out and wiggles her fingers at the bat*
[21:07:01] Nidarren Elaran: *Eyes Dana forebodingly*
[21:07:11] Nerius: *keeps an eye on Dana*
(Dana runs after the bat with her huge sword in hand)
[21:07:18] Nidarren Elaran: Dana...
[21:07:19] Nidarren Elaran: Dana!
[21:07:23] Helena Morninglory: *smiles shyly at the dwarf a moment* Prithee, sirrah...
[21:07:26] Dana Allennard: Whutt?
[21:07:30] Nidarren Elaran: Stop.
[21:07:40] Dana Allennard: Is bat
[21:07:46] Nidarren Elaran: Yes.
[21:07:47] Nerius: *laughs hoarsely*
[21:07:50] Alis Rapidshill: Yes, her bat, I think.
[21:07:51] Bevin McFife: Deyz taste GUD!
[21:08:01] Dana Allennard casting unknown spell
(she tries to catch the bat by teleporting next to it)
[21:08:02] Nidarren Elaran: *Frowns at Bev*
[21:08:03] Dana Allennard casts unknown spell
[21:08:06] Sulanna Rhyness: "Oh hell.."
(Sulanna, Feb and Seriand are standing away from the rest, behind the inn’s fence)
[21:08:11] Sulanna Rhyness: "- Right..her."
[21:08:14] Alis Rapidshill: Dana, please.
[21:08:16] Bevin McFife: Esh-pesh-iully wiz a slug!
[21:08:19] Febriel Nailo: Her?
[21:08:20] Dana Allennard casting unknown spell
[21:08:22] Sulanna Rhyness: "Well, I'm not taking it toe to toe with her I tell you.,"
[21:08:22] Dana Allennard casts unknown spell
[21:08:30] Nidarren Elaran: *Sighs*
[21:08:43] Astrid: *the bat hides in atrids hat and goes very still*
[21:08:46] Febriel Nailo: Her? *Glances at Dana*
[21:08:47] Dana Allennard: Whurr go's?
[21:09:00] Alis Rapidshill: *mutters something about dietary choices*
[21:09:05] Astrid: Nerius arnt thar poblamatical.
[21:09:09] Dana Allennard: *almost decapitates the militia*
[21:09:11] Sulanna Rhyness: "Mm."
[21:09:16] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna adds something lowly.
[21:09:17] Nidarren Elaran: Careful, Dana!
[21:09:32] Astrid: He jess drinks ter much at noit.
[21:09:33] Bevin McFife: [Whisper] Those look like back-stabby elves over there
[21:09:39] Bevin McFife: *Points to the two across the fence*
[21:09:40] Astrid: Gess wobly
[21:09:42] Febriel Nailo: *Nods her head*
[21:09:50] Alis Rapidshill: [Whisper] I think they are.
[21:09:53] Astrid: Es nar problam mam
[21:09:59] Alis Rapidshill: [Whisper] Not sure about the backstabbiness, though.
[21:10:08] Astrid: Surry bout thart.
[21:10:14] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna pulls a grimace, glancing away briefly.
[21:10:16] Nidarren Elaran: *Looks back at the two behind the fence*
[21:10:18] Dana Allennard: *eyes her hat*
[21:10:20] Bevin McFife: [Whisper] I dunno... I wonder if I could take their boots or something...
[21:10:36] Astrid: *the hat is deceptively still*
[21:10:43] Alis Rapidshill: *suppresses a grin*
[21:10:52] Bevin McFife: [Whisper] Probably too big for me anyways
[21:11:03] Bevin McFife: [Whisper] Only one way to find out though...
[21:11:09] Dana Allennard: Dana bored
[21:11:11] Febriel Nailo: So, are we going to just watch from afar, or join everyone else?
[21:11:13] Bevin McFife: Oi there!
[21:11:19] Febriel Nailo: *Looks to Bevin*
[21:11:23] Alis Rapidshill: Oh gods.
[21:11:23] Bevin McFife: Do ye happen ter have toiny likkle feet?
[21:11:24] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna lifts her shoulders in a light shrug, then walks over to the fence. "Here goes all for nothing.."
[21:11:34] Sulanna Rhyness: She blinks as Bevin's words.
[21:11:37] Sulanna Rhyness: "Hm..?"
[21:11:45] Bevin McFife: Der yer have toiny likkle feet!
[21:11:47] Febriel Nailo: Tointy...What? *Blinks several times*
[21:11:54] Sulanna Rhyness: "Tiny feet..? Mm.."
[21:12:02] Sulanna Rhyness: "..well, I suppose."
[21:12:04] Febriel Nailo: *Glances down at her feet*
[21:12:15] Astrid: *looks at her feet*
[21:12:18] Bevin McFife: Oi be lookin' fer a pair o' likkle elfie boots fer me
[21:12:24] Bevin McFife: *Wiggles her toes on her bare feet*
[21:12:25] Dana Allennard: *breaks wind*
[21:12:33] Sulanna Rhyness: "Hah..!"
[21:12:39] Sulanna Rhyness: "Well..don't look at me."
[21:12:40] Bevin McFife: Wot's so funny?
[21:12:47] Sulanna Rhyness: "- I'm not making any boots, you know."
[21:12:51] Bevin McFife: I be askin' politely, ain' I?
[21:12:52] Febriel Nailo: Well, I don't know anything about boots either..
[21:13:05] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna snorts a bit, averting her look a bit.
[21:13:14] Sulanna Rhyness: "Try Armani's."
[21:13:17] Alis Rapidshill: *glances at Astrid* I didn't catch your name, miss...?
[21:13:17] Dana Allennard uses item's special power.
(she summons a dire chicken next to the elves, who are naturally spooked by the flashy effects)
[21:13:18] Nidarren Elaran: Try in Ferein, miss.
[21:13:22] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna darts back.
[21:13:23] Nidarren Elaran: *Looks over quickly*
[21:13:24] Febriel Nailo: *Jumps back*
[21:13:25] Alis Rapidshill: ...
[21:13:30] Bevin McFife: *Breaks out laughing*
[21:13:31] Febriel Nailo: A....Chicken?
[21:13:32] Nidarren Elaran: *Steps back quickly*
[21:13:33] Sulanna Rhyness: She stands chocked a moment.
[21:13:37] Febriel Nailo: *Blinks in puzzlement*
[21:13:37] Alis Rapidshill: Allright, whose chicken is that?
[21:13:38] Astrid: hrmmmmm
[21:13:38] Dana Allennard: Elfies dem scares da cheeckunz?
[21:13:39] Bevin McFife: *Holds her sides*
[21:13:51] Nidarren Elaran: Who did this?
[21:13:56] Sulanna Rhyness: Sulanna slowly pulls herself together, raising her look over to Dana.
[21:13:58] Summoned Dire Chicken: *peck peck*
[21:13:58] Astrid: Thart is a roit curius chick
[21:14:01] Febriel Nailo: ..That wasn't fair, I saw a demon coming out from a similar portal!
[21:14:02] Sulanna Rhyness: Her gaze turns to a glare.
[21:14:19] Bevin McFife: Oi', loighten up yer silly buggers!
[21:14:20] Febriel Nailo: *Grumbles*
[21:14:23] Seriand Feren: Same excuse, though.
[21:14:27] Alis Rapidshill: [Tell] ow, my belly hurts from all this laughing :D
[21:14:28] Bevin McFife: Have a laugh fer yerself
[21:14:36] Dana Allennard: [Tell] Heh
[21:14:41] Nidarren Elaran: *Eyes Bevin, obviously not amused in the slightest*
[21:14:48] Summoned Dire Chicken: *lays an egg*
[21:14:52] Astrid: *looks seriously ast the chicken*
[21:14:58] Summoned Dire Chicken: *PKAWWWW* |
IG character: Alis Rapidshill |
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Re: Your Funniest RP Experience?
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 01:47 AM |
| DEFINITE BUMP!!!! |
ONWARD AND UPWARD! |
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